Quote Originally Posted by Kagemusha View Post
Lies!Lies! Yesterday evening i crushed twice the armies of Andres! I crushed them all! Burned their villages! Drowned his warriors in lakes and rivers and even sacrificied his pet poodle to the God Of War Hachiman! There is no stopping me anymore!
First of all, I lost on purpose. It's part of my devious plans to win this tournament. I feel safe revealing my secret plans out in the open, because, senile as you all are, you probably already forgot the last sentence you just read.

Secondly, we played on the rice fields map, there are rivers nor lakes on that map. You were probably drunk again and worshipped your toilet on your knees after the game. The only things you drowned was your half digested meal.

Thirdly, I do not have a pet poodle