Quote Originally Posted by frogbeastegg View Post
I am not supporting anyone. Since you failed to arrange more ladies to sit in the fancy big box and wave handkerchiefs, I am more than a little overworked! :points to fancy mechanical contraption which waves a series of silk handkerchiefs: You would not allow me to borrow the hamster which powers the server so I have to pedal it myself!

"Froggy, you'll be treated like a princess," you said. "Everyone will fight in your honour," you said. "It will be fun," you said. "You can sit in the big fancy VIP only box," you said. "You'll have the best view and lots of tasty snacks and cool drinks provided by waiters," you said. "There will even be a big pile of books for you to read in the dull moments," you said. "You will be the grand lady of the org," you said. "You'll bring a sense of chivalric magic to the entire event," you said. Lies - nothing but lies! Here I am, stuck in a box with no books, no food, no company, arranging for handkerchiefs to wave and being oh so very gracious in the face of terrible strain. And I had to buy my own kimono!

Next time I don my armour and kill you all until you are dead.
You can have my head as apology for this great insolence, if someone can find it from the field. Its bloody dark there still. Maybe terotero can give it to you next morning?