It's a surprise mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY TWO



The Pizza-eaters gathered together, and began accusing one another of being heretics, once again.

This time, the charismatic leader of this group, a General, began accusing one of the lower-ranked peasants of being a dangerous heretic!


GeneralHankerchief: "General says vote Blackadder!"


Most everyone: "Okay!"


GeneralHankerchief: "Hmmm..... General says touch your toes!"


Most everyone: "Okay!"


GeneralHankerchief: "All right..... General says do the chicken dance!"


Most everyone: "Okay!"


GeneralHankerchief: "General says, stomp your feet, and wiggle your ears!"


Most everyone: "Okay!"


GeneralHankerchief: "Now, strip completely naked and run around screaming 'shabba-dabba-doobie' with your eyes closed!"


Believer: "SHABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"


GeneralHankerchief: "Ah, ah, ah..... I didn't say General says!"


Believer:


Askthepizzaguy: "Are you crazy?"


GeneralHankerchief: "Crazy like an escaped mental patient! Now bring Captain Blackadder to justice!"


Askthepizzaguy: "All right. I guess I will. Are you prepared to meet your doom, Captain?"


Captain Blackadder: "Hmm.... let me think. How about no, you silly banana. You're all a bunch of sheep! Sheep I tells ya! Baaaaahh! Baaaahhhh!"


Askthepizzaguy: "Sheep, you say? Well, you gotta admit this is a..... sticky.... situation...."


Captain Blackadder: "Wait... that doesn't even make any sense! What does sheep have to do wi-"



The magistrate raised his revolver and fired it at point-blank range, splattering Blackadder's brains all over everyone. Slowly, the headless body of Blackadder slumped to the ground.



Askthepizzaguy: "All right. Something tells me there's still more of them out there, and we can't even be sure Blackadder was guilty. Everyone, I order you to go get some sleep!"


Everyone slowly started to back away, and go home for the evening...


Askthepizzaguy: "Yes.... in Soviet gameroom, Pizza orders you."

Blackadder: GH, IK, Renata, Romanic, Mr Stuka, classical_hero, MRD,
GH: TLD, Populus Romanus, CB
Mr Stuka: AT, Secura,
Renata: Believer
Believer: DE

Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you
Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches



This round will end in 24 hours if I have all the orders, but I'll grant an extension if needed.



NIGHT TWO

[Believer]

Believer: "SHABBA DABBA DOOBIE!!!"

You are never watching me sleep again.

[Diamondeye]

You are never watching me sleep again.

Or is he?

[classical_hero]

@Believer in the write up.

[Believer]

@Believer in the write up.

I was never really good at si... General says.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT TWO




Askthepizzaguy ran around town wielding a metal trash can lid, and banging it with a huge wooden spoon.


Askthepizzaguy: "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up everyone! Time to play General says one more time!"


Some of them crawled from their homes, very groggy. The sun hadn't even come up yet. Why was Pizza tormenting them this early?


Askthepizzaguy: "Because I can! And yes, I can read your minds!"


So, after some coffee, they began to wearily point fingers at one another.







Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Mr Stuka
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you
Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches



This round will end in 24 hours.



DAY THREE

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Again, Vote: Mr Stuka

[Major Robert Dump]

But what about teh lurkies?

[Diamondeye]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief

[TheLastDays]

I'll have to vote: GeneralHankerchief

This is not a pressure vote, this is a vote to get you lynched if you don't work for the town.

Honestly I see no reason for the way you wagoned Blackadder yesterday if you are a pro town role, now notice, I'm not saying Blackadder wasn't scum, he defended very poorly and looked scummy while doing so, but if you are not working for some personal goal other than a town win I don't see the reason for withholding the information you have... especially at a stage where there probably won't be any murders right now...

[GeneralHankerchief]

I'm not working for a personal goal or anything beyond a town win.

I fully realize that this stance I'm taking will get me lynched and quickly, but frankly from where I am, being lynched is worth keeping my reasons to myself.



Askthepizzaguy rules!

[Romanic]

I'll have to vote: GeneralHankerchief

This is not a pressure vote, this is a vote to get you lynched if you don't work for the town.

Honestly I see no reason for the way you wagoned Blackadder yesterday if you are a pro town role, now notice, I'm not saying Blackadder wasn't scum, he defended very poorly and looked scummy while doing so, but if you are not working for some personal goal other than a town win I don't see the reason for withholding the information you have... especially at a stage where there probably won't be any murders right now...

That's the second time you're pushing for GH to reveal his information. While I have difficulties seeing a scummy motivation for him, to make this move on Day 2, I don't for you. Either you're picking the easiest lynch target around, or you want to get rid of a potential dangerous Town role. Either way it's a potential scummy motivation.

vote: TheLastDays

[Askthepizzaguy]

Can't stay awake.... round will end at 00:40 regardless (the 24 hour mark) unless it's tied. If it is tied, the round will continue until you break the tie.

Will do writeup when I wake up.

[Major Robert Dump]

test to see what time it is before I make an A** out of myself

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY THREE





Askthepizzaguy: "Okay! Who is guilty of heresy this time?"


They looked toward their leader, General H. It seemed that Generals A through G were complete failures. Perhaps they were unprepared for leadership. But General H knew all about preparation. That's why his nickname was..... Hanky?


General Hanky: "General says do the Bartman!"


And it was so. They all did the Bartman.


General Hanky: "General says he's innocent."


And it was so. They all nodded in agreement.


General Hanky: "General says he's not a heretic!"


And it was so. They all nodded in agreement.


General Hanky: "General says that Mister Stuka will move his vote, and let me live!"


And it was so. Mister Stuka did exactly as he was told.


Askthepizzaguy: "You're freakish, I just want you to know that. People say I can make people do what I want, but you.... Hanky, are something else. You are the man who stares at goats."


General Hanky stared at a goat, and made it explode. Everyone applauded.


Then General Hanky stared at Mister Stuka, and he was blown into smithereens.


Askthepizzaguy: "Okay everyone! The sun went down a long time ago, and that means it's almost time to wake up and do this again. Get yourself about five minutes of sleep, and then I'll be in to wake you up with a garden hose."




Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you
Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.



This round will end in 24 hours. An extension will be granted if I don't get all the orders in.



NIGHT THREE

[Mr. Stuka]

I do like Katy Perry.
...and I forgot TheLastDays changed his vote from GH....

[Believer]

I do like Katy Perry.
...and I forgot TheLastDays changed his vote from GH....

He has an obsession for voting me when I'm innocent. We all catch some of the bad sides of it now and then.

[Major Robert Dump]

Oh, Stuka, that was friggin classic.

[Mr. Stuka]

Oh, Stuka, that was friggin classic.

Great! that's the only reason I was playing you know, to get some laughs outta you guys with my wacky antics, such as dying!

[TheLastDays]

He has an obsession for voting me when I'm innocent. We all catch some of the bad sides of it now and then.

Well, instead of smart-talking, you could explain your vote change last day. Especially why you changed it to an abstain D3.

[Believer]

Well, instead of smart-talking, you could explain your vote change last day. Especially why you changed it to an abstain D3.

I couldn't let you lynch my cult leader, of course.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT THREE




OUCH!!!

OUCH!!!!



You wake up and see Askthepizzaguy at the foot of your bed, beating you with a garden hose.



Askthepizzaguy: "WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!! It's time for more heretic-hunting, sleepy-head!!! BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!"



You're really starting to hate that guy.






Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Believer
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you
Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.



This round will end in 24 hours.



DAY FOUR

[classical_hero]

vote:GeneralHankerchief I just don't think he has been all that helpful to the town cause.

[Believer]

Vote: Secura

Post more, we need you if town.

[TheLastDays]

vote: Ibn-Khaldun

say something...

[Secura]

Post more, we need you if town.

This is a fair point, though I'm unsure whether you're merely trying to encourage me into posting more or you're actually implying that I might be lurking, which I abhor and wouldn't resort to were I town or scum.

Anyway, I'm going to vote: classical_hero today.

Your vote feels a little lazy and seems to lack any real conviction this time around; you accuse GH of being disruptive to the town's cause, but he only seems so because you're allowing his behaviour to distract you.

Lynching GH isn't going to result in him revealing his reasons for the Blackadder lynch, and in a game with no reveals we only have Blackadder's word that he was innocent, which begs the question of what you hope to achieve by lynching GH? Heck, I'd also like to know what it is that GH would have to gain by getting Blackadder lynched when he could've employed that tactic against someone like Renata or Romanic?

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FOUR




The assembled peasants grumbled at their shoddy treatment, and began accusing one another of being a heretic. The discussion was light. People seemed to be pointing fingers without much reason. But soon, a large group pointed their fingers at one man. And that man was a Believer.

A Believer in what? Voodoo? Faeries? Love at first sight? Or perhaps he was a Believer in some foul, dastardly, un-Pizzalike religion!


Askthepizzaguy: "Is this him? Is this the guy?"


Several folks looked at GeneralHankerchief, who nodded.


General Hanky: "General says Believer is guilty."


Believer: "I'm not a heretic, I'm not a heretic! I'm a true Believer!"


Askthepizzaguy: "It doesn't matter, Believer man! It doesn't matter! For you have crossed the line, and defied the word of Generalissimo Francisco Frankerchief!"


Major Robert Dump: "Actually, now they're playing Major Robert Dump says."


Askthepizzaguy: "Are they? Are they? Or are you just a puppet of the General, an underling, sent in his stead? Will you die in the line of duty, just like the Captain before you? And where did you all get these military ranks? You're just a bunch of silly wheat farmers! I'm out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur!"







Major Robert Dump: "................Dump says he's guilty! DUMP! DUMP! DUMP!!"



And so, the crowd grabbed Believer, and dumped him unceremoniously in the wheat thresher.


Askthepizzaguy: "Ok.... meeting adjourned. Back to bed, peasants!"




Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you

Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

Believer- Died going against the grain.


This round will end in 24 hours, please remember to send in orders. I'll grant an extension if necessary.





NIGHT FOUR

[Major Robert Dump]

I am a virgin

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am a virgin

I don't believe you. Clown britches are a one-way ticket to adult-oriented good times.

[Renata]

(A family member got some bad news; add being away all weekend and I don't think I can get back into this today. If I'm wrong, great; if not, see you tomorrow.)