It's a surprise mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am a virgin

I don't believe you. Clown britches are a one-way ticket to adult-oriented good times.

[Diamondeye]

The real reason I voted Believer was because he beat me at chess

[Major Robert Dump]

I don't believe you. Clown britches are a one-way ticket to adult-oriented good times.

Tis a line from one of the greatest songs of all time, by the legendary GWAR, so yes good times abound but one can still be a virgin. It also reminds me of a job horror story, but I shall put that in the proper thread

[Believer]

Lack of activity will kill this game.

[TheLastDays]

What kind of activity do you expect at night time?

[Believer]

What kind of activity do you expect at night time?

I expect everyone to vote during the day, that way we can lynch bad guys.

[Major Robert Dump]

It worked this last day

[Believer]

It worked this last day

You're just digging yourself a deeper hole. People know I'm innocent.

[Major Robert Dump]

I'm not digging anything and I never said you weren't innocent, and my entire case on you was based on a post you made in jest, which is about as solid as GeneralHankerchiefs case for people to lynch Blackadder "because he said so." As a townie who has been left out of all sort of collusion between you and your scheming "townie" homeboys, I don't know if you are innocent or guilty, but I do know this: I am a townie, and better you than me, and I'd be willing to bet that some of your homeboys are cultists.

[Believer]

I'd be willing to bet that some of your homeboys are cultists.

My homeboys consist of Romanic, which was the reason I voted TLD. I never talked to him earlier in this game. And Renata, which I haven't seen online for several days and therefore hasn't talked to. That's all, if you don't want to count ATPG in.

Question these two if you want to question my "homeboys", because these are all I have.

[Renata]

(A family member got some bad news; add being away all weekend and I don't think I can get back into this today. If I'm wrong, great; if not, see you tomorrow.)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Looks like someone forgot to send in an order. I'll extend it.

[Diamondeye]

Looks like someone forgot to send in an order. I'll extend it.

[Major Robert Dump]

If anyone here is a cult leader and forgot to turn in their orders they should post and tell us when they will be able to so we can check back later.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ok that's plenty of time. Let me get settled and execute your orders, and do the writeup. Don't wait up.

[classical_hero]

Twiddles thumbs.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FOUR




The peasants got up well before the sun rose in the sky, and lined up. This time, there would be no annoying method of being woke from sleep.


And so they stood there.


Yep. Just standing around.


The minutes passed, and it was rather quiet. Soon, the faint glow of the morning's approach turned into a beautiful sunrise. And they waited.


One of the peasants coughed slightly. Soon the pizza ovens would be fired up and pouring smoke into the morning sky.


Still waiting. It was now mid-morning.


What was Pizza's evil plan this time? They wondered. Still, no one said anything.


Finally, at high noon, their charismatic leader General Hanky knocked softly on the door of Askthepizzaguy's mansion. There was no response.


As noon turned into afternoon, they suspected trouble. They busted down the front door, and what they found shocked and horrified them all.


"I wanna ride the pony...." mumbled the sleeping Askthepizzaguy.


There lay Pizza, sprawled out on his bed, in front of his tiny laptop computer. With one hand laying on the keyboard, and the other tucked neatly under his pillow. His loud snoring permeated the entire mansion.... which was strangely bare and had almost no furniture. On his computer display was the unfinished writeup for today. And pizza was sans pants, or anything else for that matter.


The peasants averted their eyes, and one of them went outside to grab a stick. As they poked the Pizza guy with the stick, he woke violently from his sleep.


"I'm comin' Elizabeth!" cried Pizzaguy as he grabbed his medieval battle axe from under the bed, and began swinging it around his head at the group of peasants. They ran for cover.


"Sorry, force of habit. You see, usually when I'm sleeping, some fool gangster is trying to kill me. It happens at least once a month." explained Pizza. "I'm a little paranoid. I fell asleep while writing, as I've worked almost 60 hours in the past 6 days. As for the nudity, my roomate has the thermostat set at over 90 degrees, and it's very difficult to sleep in such heat. Okay, now, start discussing who is a heretic and stuff."


And so the shaken peasants left the mansion, wondering where all of Pizzaguy's furniture went.


"I'm poor, okay?"





Alive:

ArpeggiateTHIS
Classical_hero
Diamondeye
GeneralHankerchief
Ibn-Khaldun
Major Robert Dump
Populus Romanus
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
Secura
Seon
TheLastDays


Dead:

issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you

Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

Believer- Died going against the grain.





You have 24 hours!





DAY FIVE

[Romanic]

vote: robbiecon

He's never voted, yet looking at his profile in the last two days, I know for a fact that he's been around on the ORG almost every day, if not all. Two posts so far in the game thread is not enough, and I also have seen robbie hiding on purpose in previous games.

Off to work, so I won't be able to reply about this before 9-10 hours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Also, I'm not going to be reading y'alls quicktopics. I got too much on my plate to read all that stuff. So if you have important messages to send me, do it via PM.

[Diamondeye]

The real reason I voted Believer was because he beat me at chess

Vote: Romanic

[Believer]

Vote: Romanic

So scummy, how are you still alive? :S

[TheLastDays]

So scummy, how are you still alive? :S

GH hasn't voted him yet :D

Also vote: Arpeg
haven't heard much from you yet, I believe...

[ArpeggiateTHIS]

Also vote: Arpeg
haven't heard much from you yet, I believe...

Apologies for my inactivity, I've just got back from a few days away (and you can check that; it's concurrent with information given in The Crazy Game). I'll post a vote as soon as I get the chance.

I should also add that apparently I was kidnapped and force-fed Pizza last night for some reason, although it sounds like whatever was attempted on me failed. Has anybody else experienced this?

[Mr. Stuka]

I should also add that apparently I was kidnapped and force-fed Pizza last night for some reason, although it sounds like whatever was attempted on me failed. Has anybody else experienced this?

*Appears* I did. It converts you back to town, since pizza is the town. So obviously, there is a pro-town power role, which is why i tried to keep GH alive, because I felt like it was him.

[Populus Romanus]

*Appears* I did. It converts you back to town, since pizza is the town. So obviously, there is a pro-town power role, which is why i tried to keep GH alive, because I felt like it was him.

Same here. He is probably one of the "uncovertables".

[Major Robert Dump]

*Appears* I did. It converts you back to town, since pizza is the town. So obviously, there is a pro-town power role, which is why i tried to keep GH alive, because I felt like it was him.

Per the rules, I'm fairly certain this is TMI since this is new public info and you are dead.

And didn't you and GH have a pissing contest a couple nights ago, and now you are saying you tried to keep him alive? Was your mistally and subsequent death really a mistake, or did you throw yourself under the bus to save your "leader?"

Don't answer that question, dead guy. It was meant to spark debate amongst the living, and to point out that what you just said from the grave does not match what I saw in the thread. In fact, I would lynch you again if I could.

[Mr. Stuka]

Guys, I have feeling GH isn't scummy.

*Disappears*

[Romanic]

Vote: Romanic

You quote yourself and you vote for me?

Also, come on people, look at robbiecon's profile, he's been active, yet he has never voted in this game. It's time to pressure him.

[Major Robert Dump]

Don't dissappear, Stuka, I'm just hounding you. You're participation is appreciated.

Vote: Robbiecon

Sounds like a good start. Also curious if anyone else can verify this force-fed-pizza thing, I have yet to be confronted with anything like this, nor have I been recruited by a cult, which really makes me feel like the fat kid during kickball.

[TheLastDays]

@ Arpeg: Alright.

Enough pressure on robbiecon for now though, so why don't we vote: Romanic