Dwarf Fortress Speed Mafia!? [Cancelled]

**Zack** · 07-13-2011, 23:57

More people would join if there was a set starting time and date. Speed mafia is a big chunk of time, and people are busy.

**B-Wing** · 07-14-2011, 02:18

I, personally, would be interested in a mini-mafia game. I've got a rather small window of time I'm consistently available.

**TheLastDays** · 07-14-2011, 08:36

Yeah well the problem is, especially at that time, I won't have the resources to participate in a speed mafia game

**Double A** · 07-14-2011, 13:43

Originally Posted by Zack

More people would join if there was a set starting time and date. Speed mafia is a big chunk of time, and people are busy.

I'm on summer break, therefore have no concept of "time."

I guess Saturday at 4pm EST would probably be best for most people. Of course, judging by the reactions over the past few days, mini mafia would be better.

So... now I'm doing mini game. I don't really have a problem with that, but everyone should still expect write-ups with the quality of a speed game

**Double A** · 07-17-2011, 14:21

Ok, I can work with this.

You both have nightkills with a 50% chance of success. Send orders in now. GO!

(I'm starting a thread on TWC, by the way.)

**johnhughthom** · 07-17-2011, 19:57

TWC smells.

Kill Diamondeye. I win.

**Diamondeye** · 07-17-2011, 21:35

I abstain from taking night actions so I can convince any activity scanner out there that John is the baddie.

**Double A** · 07-18-2011, 02:04

jht snuck up on Diyes (or however you shorten his name) and stabbed him with a giant cave spider silk rope menacing with spikes of granite and adorned with hanging rings of microcline. On the item is an image of a stupid hippie elf being eaten by yet another saltwater crocodile. Diyes died instantly after the 4 months of him running around the fortress with his entrailing hanging out while doing menial tasks such as hauling stone and building giant walls. He suspiciously died in magma shortly after he was promoted to baron.

**B-Wing** · 07-18-2011, 03:07

Double A, that sounds exactly like what a Mafia game based on Dwarf Fortress should.

**Diamondeye** · 07-18-2011, 15:24

Originally Posted by Double A

jht snuck up on Diyes (or however you shorten his name) and stabbed him with a giant cave spider silk rope menacing with spikes of granite and adorned with hanging rings of microcline. On the item is an image of a stupid hippie elf being eaten by yet another saltwater crocodile. Diyes died instantly after the 4 months of him running around the fortress with his entrailing hanging out while doing menial tasks such as hauling stone and building giant walls. He suspiciously died in magma shortly after he was promoted to baron.

This is a statue of Baron Urist Diyes. It is made of granite menacing with spikes of granite and adorned with cut diamonds. On the statue is an image of a dwarf and a dwarf. The dwarf is strangling the dwarf.

No seriously, that writeup was worth it all.