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    Vote: Romanic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    Vote: Romanic
    Wow, beautiful case, well written, well thought, wonderful.

    Only, your 3rd argument is a little scummy, worthy of my vote.

    vote: Major Robert Dump

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    Lots of inactivity here... But I'll go with vote: Seon for now
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    I still don't like the vibe he is sending, so I shall vote:GeneralHandkerchief

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    vote: Seon

    Same reasons as yesterday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
    Wow, beautiful case, well written, well thought, wonderful.

    Only, your 3rd argument is a little scummy, worthy of my vote.

    vote: Major Robert Dump
    Thats what's funny about me voting for a cult leader. It doesn't matter what argument I make, you are just going to curtsie, throw your heel up and say "Golly who me????"

    So I just won't make one.

    How is the Sausage Cult dong these days? I certainly hope you are less of an arse than the leader of the Pepperoni cult, that guy has some bi-polarity issues he needs to sort out. Don't worry, though, I'm gonna expose him the next round as well, we will do one cult at a time, one leader at a time, until both leaders are dead for each cult. The Pepperoni cult sucks, and watching the leadership try to take charge in there is like watching two retards play naked twister.

    I'd like to point out to our super-secret townie network that this is your que to recruit me back to town, before the murders start happening. This cult sucks, I want my money back
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    I must obey the will of my cult boss.

    Vote: Romanic/

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    Wait, why did Romanic back óff of me suddenly? Because it didn't look like he could get me lynched. And the farther that goes the worse it looks for scum so he backed off. If he was town, why should he stop pressuring me, if he really thinks, I'm guilty?

    unvote, vote: Romanic
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    What? Mutiny against the Town?

    unvote, vote: Seon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
    What? Mutiny against the Town?

    unvote, vote: Seon
    Oh, if you put it that way.

    Unvote, Vote: ArpeggiateTHIS
    Last edited by Seon; 07-18-2011 at 06:06. Reason: (Placed in correct format)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
    What? Mutiny against the Town?

    unvote, vote: Seon
    Town? Ha!

    No, muntiny against the less flavorful pizza topping. You're about a subtle as a fat guy in a bananna hammock.

    I wonder how the townie network feels to know that you have been using them to further the cause of your pork based topping for infidels? At least the Pepperoni leader stays in the shadows and doesn't post, like a proper cult leader, because he is too busy tutoring our young female recruits and making the rest miserable with his flip flopping comments in our QT.

    So now the cult leaders have a choice: execute their mutinous members or the other cult leaders. The town is on track to win
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    GeneralHankerchief SEON
    Romanic SEON
    Secura SEON

    TheLastDays ROMANIC
    Major Robert Dump ROMANIC

    Classical_hero GENERALHANKERCHIEF

    Seon ARPEGGIATETHIS

    ArpeggiateTHIS NO VOTE
    Renata NO VOTE
    Robbiecon NO VOTE
    You have until midnight tonight to place your votes. I realize at the end of the previous round I didn't say when it would end.
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    After we take down the Snausage Cult and the Pooperoni Cult I propose a new cult: The Veggie Deluxe Cult.

    Or, better yet, we take the survivors from the two cults, subjugate them and make them breed, and with their children we will create the Meat Lovers Cult. This is going to get real sick, real quick.
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    For those of you in the cheap seats, let me enlighten you:

    This game has a lynch vote bus driver.

    This is the third -- count it third, as in 3 -- time that a person has changed their vote in a manner that specifically resulted in their being lynched. I haven't been in a whole lot of games, so I don't know if there have been vote bus drivers before, but it is increasigly obvious in this game, considering the timing of the vote and the persons general lack of explanation after the fact.

    So if I could implore to the Super High Speed Townie Frat Boy Network to maybe take a step back, look around, and realize that one or more of your townie confidants are giving you bad advice, well that would be great. Because it would be really nice if you stopped bus driving votes to kill scum and killing townies instead. DE was a townie who got recruited. Stuka was a townie. Seon is a townie who got recruited.
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    Just lynch Romanic and end it all you guys...
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
    -Tom Waits, "The Road to Peace"

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    Default Re: It's a surprise mafia [Day One]

    Vote count?

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    GeneralHankerchief SEON
    Romanic SEON
    Secura SEON

    TheLastDays ROMANIC
    Major Robert Dump ROMANIC

    Classical_hero GENERALHANKERCHIEF

    Seon ARPEGGIATETHIS

    ArpeggiateTHIS NO VOTE
    Renata NO VOTE
    Robbiecon NO VOTE
    Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!

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    Default Re: It's a surprise mafia [Day One]

    Well I suppose I have to vote for Romanic.

    vote: Romanic

    *sniff*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renata View Post
    Well I suppose I have to vote for Romanic.

    vote: Romanic

    *sniff*
    WHY???? Renata, don't do this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
    WHY???? Renata, don't do this!
    If God is great, and if God is good, why can't he change the hearts of men?"
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    I spy the evil peoples Senior Member Romanic's Avatar
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    Default Re: It's a surprise mafia [Day One]

    Renata, I'll even sing for you, if you consider not lynching poor me!

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 


    ♫♫♪ ♫♪♪♫♫ ♫♫♫ ♪♪♪ ♫♪♫


    What I feel, ♪
    I can't say ♪
    But my love is there for you anytime of day ♫
    But if it's not love ♪
    that you need ♪
    Then I'll try my best to make everything succeed ♫


    Tell me, what is my life without your love ♫
    Tell me, who am I without you, ♫
    by my side ♪



    What I know, I can do ♪
    If I give my love now to everyone like you ♫
    But if it's not love ♪
    that you need ♪
    Then I'll try my best to make ev'rything succeed ♫


    Tell me, what is my life without your love ♫
    Tell me, who am I without you, ♫
    by my side ♪



    Tell me, what is my life without your love ♫
    Tell me, who am I without you, ♫
    by my side ♪



    ♫♫♪♫ ♪ ♪ ♫♫♪♫ ♪♪♫♫


    What I feel, ♪
    I can't say ♪
    But my love is there for you any time of day ♫
    But if it's not love ♪
    that you need ♪
    Then I'll try my best to make everything succeed ♫


    Tell me, what is my life without your love ♫
    Tell me, who am I without you, ♫
    by my side ♪



    Ooohhh ♪ tell me, what is my life without your love ♫
    Tell me, who am I without you, ♫
    by my side ♪
    ♫♪


    What is my life without your love ♪
    Tell me, who am I without you, by my side ♫




    I hope you like George Harrison.

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    Hey guyz!

    Unvote, Vote: Romanic.

    I hate pizza, by the way. I love it now, but it has got to be a fluke...something that will pass...

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    DAY SEVEN



    And so the day dragged on. The clouds darkened the sky and it started to rain. Eventually, the peasants decided that either Seon or Romanic should perish. Before sunset, the Magistrate ordered everyone into his office at the center of town, in the tall tower, to escape from the rain. There they would decide the fate of those accused.




    Askthepizzaguy: "Looks like another tie. Oh goody, another duel!"


    Seon: "Nope... I've decided, strangely, that I want to live. Ties are for chumps! Vote: Romanic."


    Askthepizzaguy: "Curses. Well, Romanic, what do you have to say for yourself?"


    Romanic: "But I don't want to die. I'd rather...."


    Askthepizzaguy: "Rather what?"


    Romanic: "I'd rather.... just.... sing!!!"


    Askthepizzaguy: "Stop that, stop that. You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen. You're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea."


    Romanic: "But I don't like her."


    Askthepizzaguy: "Don't like her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge.... tracts of land!"


    Romanic: "But I don't want land."


    Askthepizzaguy: "Listen, mate. We live on the Crusty Plains. It's boring and useless for anything but wheat farming. We need all the land we can get!"


    Romanic: "But I want the girl I marry to have a certain.... special.... somethin'!" *starts singing*


    Askthepizzaguy: "Stop that, stop that! Uh, whoops, it seems I've knocked you out of the window. Well that settles that. The untimely death of Romanic is very sad, but at least we still have Seon with us."


    Romanic: "I'm still here!"


    Askthepizzaguy: "What? You fell out of the highest window in town, you creep! How did you survive?"


    Romanic: "Well, I'll tell you...."


    Crowd: "He's going to tell, he's going to tell ♫♫♫ ♪♪♪ ♫♪♫
    He's going to tell, he's going to tell ♫♫♫ ♪♪♪ ♫♪♫"


    Suddenly, the crowd began setting up a microphone stand, subwoofers, and band started forming behind Romanic. He was going to sing.


    Askthepizzaguy: "No, stop that! Stop it, everyone! No singing! I'm the magistrate of this town! I will have order! I will have order!"


    Crowd: "He's going to tell, he's going to tell ♫♫♫ ♪♪♪ ♫♪♫
    He's going to tell, he's going to tell ♫♫♫ ♪♪♪ ♫♪♫"


    And so, Askthepizzaguy ran up to the sound system and turned the volume up all the way, and pointed one of the woofers at Romanic, and pushed his fingers into his ears.


    Romanic: "I...."




    *KABOOM*



    The blast caused the sound system to explode, and Romanic was blasted out of the window once more, falling to his death. This time, there was no one there to save him, not even George Harrison.




    Alive:

    ArpeggiateTHIS
    Classical_hero
    GeneralHankerchief
    Major Robert Dump
    Renata
    Robbiecon
    Secura
    Seon
    TheLastDays



    Dead:

    issaikhaan- Far, far too pretty for the likes of you

    Captain Blackadder- Permanently cured of headaches
    Mr. Stuka- Boom, boom, boom.... even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

    Believer- Died going against the grain.

    Populus Romanus- Askthepizzaguy rules!

    Diamondeye- He was a paper tiger.

    Ibn-Khaldun- Had other commitments and asked to leave the game.

    Romanic- Has joined the choir invisible.







    GeneralHankerchief SEON
    Romanic SEON
    Secura SEON

    TheLastDays ROMANIC
    Major Robert Dump ROMANIC
    Renata ROMANIC
    Seon ROMANIC

    Classical_hero GENERALHANKERCHIEF

    ArpeggiateTHIS NO VOTE
    Robbiecon NO VOTE

    NIGHT SEVEN
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    Default Re: It's a surprise mafia [Day One]

    Okay, so maybe there is no such thing as a vote bus driver. But I would never put something like that past the host
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    Default Re: It's a surprise mafia [Day One]

    Apologies in a sense to Romanic -- I was still considering your lovely offer, but a thunderstorm kept me offline last night and made the issue a moot point.

    I liked the song.

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    Damn, I should have gone with the Backstreet Boys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Romanic View Post
    Damn, I should have gone with the Backstreet Boys.
    New rule: Backstreet Boys are an automatic WOG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    New rule: Backstreet Boys are an automatic WOG.
    And it also warrants discussion of a temp-ban from the Gameroom to boot. I get enough of that from my roommate during the school year.
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    Obviously, you guys have poor taste in music.

    You fear what you don't understand, and it's clear to me The BackStreet Boys are way over your heads.
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