Midgardsaga III [Concluded]

[thefluffyone93]

robbieconn and fluffy are Jotun. I was working with them to eliminate the other kings so to fulfill my major goal of being the only king standing behind a united Norge but the ******** betrayed me.

Oh, you mad I exposed you? Suck it up.

DAGNABBIT!!!

I WANTED TO CAUSE RAGNAROK, AND YOU HAD TO GO MESS EVERYTHING UP!!!

........meanie....
And no, I'm not mad.....
I approve of your trolling!

[thefluffyone93]

........................
MOOZAC!

[White_eyes:D]

White eyes why are you misinforming town about my champion (who by the way is clearly shown in thread - look at one of the early kills of Hordaland)? Stop being paranoid, I sent you the real PM. If you're not doing this on purpose, learn to read more carefully.

So, both Kagemusha and glphz are lying? Because Kagmusha is not your champion. Your word against theirs and your word is not worth a lot with how you act...(Check crazy in wikipedia)

Edit:I guess even the host is trolling on us too, since Kagemusha died to protect glphz in the duel write-up.

Edit2:I can guess who your champion was...no need to confirm it yet BTW.

[Askthepizzaguy]

robbieconn and fluffy are Jotun. I was working with them to eliminate the other kings so to fulfill my major goal of being the only king standing behind a united Norge but the ******** betrayed me.

Oh, you mad I exposed you? Suck it up.

I approve of your trolling!

This calls for a remix.



TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLAAAAWWWLLLLLLLL

Oh, you mad I exposed you? Suck it up.

I approve of your trolling!

Oh, you mad I exposed you? Suck it up.

I approve of your trolling!

Oh, you mad?

Trolling!

Oh, you mad?

Trolling!

You mad?

I approve.

You mad?

I approve.

robbieconn and fluffy are Jotun.

Suck it up.

Suck it up.

Suck it up.

Trolling! I approve.

[Andres]

Since it is obvious the Jotun will try to kill one of my most trusted followers, the man with the perfect name Chaotix, I will save himself from this terrible fate.

I will bestow him the honour of dying at the hands of his God.

Challenge : Chaotix

You will die an honourable dead and be treated very well in the afterlife. I'll personally see to it that you will get everything you need.

[thefluffyone93]

Greatest song ever, ATPG.

EVER.

[Chaotix]

You already challenged fluffy, Andres.

[TinCow]

You already challenged fluffy, Andres.

It was an invalid challenge, fluffy cannot fight again because he fought last night.

[Tratorix]

Fluffy can't be challenged, so that doesn't count.

Edit: Ouch, beaten to the punch.

[Chaotix]

Hmm.

Well I don't intend to die for no reason.

Challenge: Khazaar

At the very least, I will hopefully be able to shed light on Khazaar's capabilities. I believe he is the last unknown, and you can't tell the difference between me fighting a God/Jotun and a King/Champion because my score is so low.

[Sigurd]

Challenges made:

1. Andres vs. Chaotix
2. Chaotix vs. Khazaar

The Holmgang that will be fought:
(1d2)[1](1)

1. Andres vs. Chaotix

[TinCow]

Hmm.

Well I don't intend to die for no reason.

Challenge: Khazaar

At the very least, I will hopefully be able to shed light on Khazaar's capabilities. I believe he is the last unknown, and you can't tell the difference between me fighting a God/Jotun and a King/Champion because my score is so low.

Nice attempt to dodge... Jotun.

[Sigurd]

Round 8

Night 8

Holmgang #7

The last Hordaland man was not amused by the Hovgod’s boastings. He drew his sword and pointed it at the Hovgod. You are an impostor and a fraud. This has been nothing but a disaster from the moment we sat foot on this beach and I believe you are responsible. What say you? The Hovgod smirked. So you don’t believe I am who I say I am? I can’t exactly recall who I said I was. Maybe I didn’t tell you and therefore you are in error saying that I am an impostor. I am exactly who I am and I have not hidden that fact. Now my dear Hordaland, you have drawn your sword and in my book that is a challenge.
The elderly Hovgod righted himself and drew a nice blade that he had hidden under his cloak. It was a blade none of those present had ever seen before. Oh... yes, this is a famous blade. But that is a story for later. The Hovgod put an impressive show twirling the sword in his hands. The Hordaland man and those gathered was amazed at the skill, handling that blade. Before the Hordaland man could react, the Hovgod had inflicted two serious wounds on the man from Hordaland. The Hovgod pulled back and amusement could be found in his clear sparkling dark eyes. Didn’t see that coming did you?
The man from Hordaland got up and threw a Varangian feint that was supposed to hamstring, but it failed and instead cut the Hovgod in the back of his thigh. The Hovgod yelled out in surprise, but his dark eyes narrowed and fury could be seen in them. It didn’t take long. The Hovgod was no longer playing cat’n mouse. He just slashed the Hordaland man in the throat with such speed that the Hordaland man wasn’t able to react. He fell to the ground bleeding his life from an ugly cut in his throat.

Gyda was out and about looking for someone when she was attacked by a half naked man. She groaned; Not again...
She started running but was soon trapped by another half naked man who blocked her path. This man had a Frankish blade and was waiting for her, mouth foaming and with wild eyes.
She didn’t know what to do and just fell over playing dead. The man following her got confused when he saw her drop to the ground like that. The man waiting for her was not, but attacked.
He started running, sword lifted behind his shoulder. Gyda had a half opened eye and was about to roll when the crazy man with the Frankish sword lashed out. She didn’t feel any pain but jumped when a head landed beside her. The one half naked man had killed the other with a single stroke of his expensive blade.


Fridtjof Kongsbane Thorsteinsson sneaked around the camp alone. He knew his life was in danger. He should never have agreed to come here in the first place. He...

Fridtjof stopped cold. He felt he was being watched, and slowly unsheathed his famous Frankish blade. "Show y-yourself!" he shouted. He wanted to sound unafraid, but his voice betrayed his fear. Sensing movement, he turned towards it, sword pointing towards it . Out of the shadows, a woman came. She was holding out a glimmering sword in her two hands. Fridjof had never seen such a marvellous reddish blade and abandoned his sword and instinctively walked towards the woman. He took the sword from her hands and marvelled at it. He knew right away it was no ordinary blade.
This sword... What is it's name?
Lævateinn.
This?! This is Læ-
Yes. Lævateinn; answered an inhuman voice.
Fridtjof's blood froze. He turned around to see a dark creature standing where the woman was moments ago. She had moved over to where he had let go of his sword.
The legendary sword; the creature said as he picked up Fridjof’s abandoned Frankish blade. Fridjof noticed the yellow eyes shining in the darkness but he didn’t run away. He stood his ground, facing the creature.
The creature let out a loud cackle, then smiled. In his hands was a long blade shimmering with a reddish hue. Fridtjof looked at his hands and despaired. He was no longer holding Lævateinn but a long twig.

Fridtjof wanted to run, but the creature rushed him, sword pointing right at him. Fridtjof was paralyzed. He was run through and pinned against a tree. The pain was draining his will to live, but the creature grabbed him by the jaw and stared him in the eyes. Fridtjof felt something weird and started coughing and sea water spurted out of his mouth. He could not draw another breath. He was drowning. Darkness soon enveloped him.
He was found in the morning, his blade lying on the ground beside him, dropped from a limp hand. He was skewered on a branch of a tree with water flowing from his open mouth.

vote.....
Deadline: 16:00 (4pm) US Central, 23:00 CEST, 05:00 Western Standard (AUS)

Alive:

Andres
glyphz
Khazaar
Thefluffyone93
TinCow

Killed:

Seamus Fermanagh (N1)
Earthling (N1)
Csargo (N1)
Seon (N1)
Ironside (N2)
Captain Blackadder (N2)
classical_hero (N3)
woad&fangs (N4)
B_Ray (N5)
Believer (N5)
Renata (N5)
Reenk Roink (N6)
TheLastDays (N7)
White_eyes:D (N7)
Askthepizzaguy (N8)
Romanic (N8)

Lynched:

Visorslash (D1)
Mr. Stuka (D2)
issaikhaan (D3)
Nightbringer (D4)
Diamondeye (D5)
robbiecon (D7)

Holmgang:

Major Robert Dump (H1)
Kagemusha (H2)
ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88 (H3)
GeneralHankerchief (H4)
autolycus (H5)
Tratorix (H6)
Chaotix (H7)

[TheLastDays]

It's not fluffy, his Holmgang is too low.
It's not Andres, Loki is third party I guess.

glyphz, Khazaar, TinCow...
All the recent kills somehow involved a female, right? Lynch TinCow :P

[TinCow]

Why do naked men always chase me at night?

[TheLastDays]

Because obviously Andres/Loki, who seems to be opposing the Jotun, thinkgs you are Jotun... I'm inclined to agree with him

[TinCow]

All the recent kills somehow involved a female, right? Lynch TinCow :P

That's cute. You're cute.

They would never have the gall to lynch a lady!

[TinCow]

Because obviously Andres/Loki, who seems to be opposing the Jotun, thinkgs you are Jotun... I'm inclined to agree with him

Oh, yes... I'm so very scared of Loki. What with all the naked men getting themselves killed around me every night. You know... you guys really should wear clothes when you carry sharp blades. That's dangerous!

[TheLastDays]

Obviously you have no need to fear them, which is another argument against you.

Why does Gyda have the skills to survive an attack by two of these guys when most viking war veterans fell to one of them, if she's not Jotun?

[Romanic]

I guess the Jotun figured the Town would not lynch me after all.

[thefluffyone93]

All the recent kills somehow involved a female, right? Lynch TinCow :P

[TinCow]

Obviously you have no need to fear them, which is another argument against you.

That's one argument against me. I have two in favor, they are called breasts.

Why does Gyda have the skills to survive an attack by two of these guys when most viking war veterans fell to one of them, if she's not Jotun?

Because I'm awesome, that's why. I'm the girl you don't bring home to mother. I've got a guy ready to conquer an entire country just to get in my pants. Little does he know I'm not a one-man woman.

[Romanic]

Tincow is Hades, with a Gyda cover role. That's why.

[TheLastDays]

Don't think so. When DE died he probably met Hades right away or at least that's what the writeup suggests. That kinda rules out Hades being among the players.

[Romanic]

Nah, Hades is around. I've seen him described in a writeup, something about a trident, which is typical of Hades.

[TheLastDays]

Actually... what are you talking about? Hades is a greek god and even among greek gods a trident would suggest Poseidon...

The equivalent of Hades would be Hel, who's female and I don't think she's among the players. She's Loki's daughter, right? And the Hovgod, who seems to be Loki, told DE to "say hello to his my daughter" when he was lynched.

[TinCow]

Tincow is Hades, with a Gyda cover role. That's why.

No no no. I was Hades in Netherworld 2. Here my real role is Loki.

Loki, God of Hugs and Bunnies

You are a the Super Mega Best Friend Most Strong Ever of the town.
You exist only to love and cuddle and snuggle and make them happy for ever and ever and ever. If anything bad happens to any of the cutesy wootsey little townies, you'll just curl up and DIE because you can't stand BIG OLD MEANIES like the Jotun. They are ROTTEN, not like you who is the most wonderfully pleasant and trustworthy friend of all fuzzy animals and children.

If you are challenged to a fight, you will just break down and cry because you don't believe in fighting; unless it's a pillow fight and the pillows are covered in sparkles and glitter!

Holmgang ability: LOVE

[Romanic]

*facepalm*

Of course Hades is greek.

[TheLastDays]

Nobody thinks Loki is really pro town, TinCow, but it seems he dislikes the Jotun even more and that's to the town's advantage... If we have to get rid of Loki AND the last Jotun (there really might be ony one left) we're screwed... if we have to lynch only one of them it'll be the Jotun

[B-Wing]

So Andres is the Hovgod? Surely there's some significance to that. Has the Hovgod ever been a player in previous Midgardsagas?