"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
When I saw the thread title, and the person who started it, I laughed a lot. When I opened the thread, I laughed some more.
I agree with recolonization, but why leaving? Why should a economical failing Europe invest in defeating well equipped and modern armies, plus having to endure guerilla groups in every single country, and then dumping loads of money (Provided we actually manage to defeat or minimize guerrilla groups), and then leaving?
If we actually went in, we would be there to stay for another couple hundred years. Africa has a huge economical potential, but its elites are braindead retarded, most of the African societies are run on corruption and patronage. Wealth and opportunity are absorbed and siphoned off to those elites. We'd have a green-based electrical powerhouse in the Sahara if it were up to the Europeans, providing a much cheaper and reliable alternative to the Russian imports. And that is just one side of how a united Europe could turn a colonial Africa into a superpower.
We could really start with Somalia. Invade the wholething and implement European colonial rule. No more pirates in a year's time.
Last edited by Jolt; 08-07-2011 at 18:57.
BLARGH!
Meh. There's lots of misery in Africa, but if you were truly intent on fixing it I suggest you donate some money to the likes of Oxfam and leave the White Man's Burden at home. Micro credit beats colonial rule.
- Tellos Athenaios
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“ὁ δ᾽ ἠλίθιος ὣσπερ πρόβατον βῆ βῆ λέγων βαδίζει” – Kratinos in Dionysalexandros.
"Put 'em in blue coats, put 'em in red coats, the bastards will run all the same!"
"The English are a strange people....They came here in the morning, looked at the wall, walked over it, killed the garrison and returned to breakfast. What can withstand them?"
Yes, and after you pay up you can pretend to have done your bit and leave the rest of it at home, as opposed to some harebrained takeover scheme.
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“ὁ δ᾽ ἠλίθιος ὣσπερ πρόβατον βῆ βῆ λέγων βαδίζει” – Kratinos in Dionysalexandros.
And I think that political leaders will get away with what ever they can.
I don’t think that a Bill Clinton or George Bush would govern an African country much different from the leaders they have.
When someone has power of that extent they tend to use it in the same way.
Look at the colonial legacy and see if they are not handling things in much the same way as those who came before.
Education: that which reveals to the wise,
and conceals from the stupid,
the vast limits of their knowledge.
Mark Twain
So would a "durable" solution be something similar to a "final" solution? Oh, I couldn't help myself! Thank you, thank you, I'll be playing here all week. Try the veal. Tip your waitress -- but don't tip her over!
Agreed.
You can't treat an entire continent as a problem. In less, of course, you're in Antarctica and the problem involves birth control.
I welcome a Belgian takeover of the U.S. The healthcare plan would include free waffles, fries, and beer for seniors.
Last edited by Vladimir; 08-08-2011 at 16:52.
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pintenOriginally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
Down with dried flowers!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Exploitation, slavery, humiliation and bloodshed left their mark on Africa at least as much as railways, schools, cigarettes and Albert Schweitzer did.
Afterwards everybody screwed up, not just Africans. The greatpowers mangled that continent and bled it dry with their proxy wars and military coups and fights over minerals.
I don't know, I have a sense that somehow we're not welcome yet as overlords of Africa.
AII
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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