The Thing Mafia [Concluded]

[[MAFIA] Johnny]

HEEEEEEEERRRRREEE'S JOHHNY!!!

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[Askthepizzaguy]

I have added this ability to the forums, and have banned all main accounts from this thread. So, we should no longer have issues with someone posting with the wrong account. If someone would like to test this to make sure it's working properly (try posting with your main account), I'd appreciate it.

Testing.

Perhaps my blue-ness is shielding me from your red-ness.

Edit: Need to read entire thread before posting.

[TinCow]

Yeah, it doesn't work on anyone who has Mod powers in the Gameroom. However, people with Mod powers have the ability to delete or move any posts they make in error, so that's not a big deal.

[[MAFIA] Luciano]

Attenzione se fossi mai un moderato.

[TinCow]

Night 1

The henchperson was not enamored with the role they had been given. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Henching was an old and honorable profession; spies were to be tortured, gold bars were to be stolen, damsels were to be strapped to train tracks. And yet here they were in Antarctica, chipping frozen Norwegian viscera off a wall. It was, really, quite annoying. What did Kage and CR know about true evil, anyway? All they'd ever done was kill a few dozen people in some bizarre town called the Frontroom. That wasn't evil, that was just mean. Evil, real evil, was...

"Ah, sorry... didn't mean to interrupt your internal monologue."

The henchperson turned around. A short ways down the hallway was another henchperson in an orange jumpsuit. Typical. So typical of this ramshackle, unprofessional organization. The cleaner got annoyed. "You know, you really should take our orders a little more seriously. Kage and CR said we should work separately and clean this place with sufficient distance to prevent anyone from even hearing another person, let alone seeing. And yet, here you are, standing right in front of me. I know these instructions are idiotic, but what do you think those fools will do to us if they find out we were this close to one another?"

The interloper blushed a bit. "Sorry, I suppose this has caused something of an awkward situation." There was an uncomfortable silence, eventually broken by the newcomer. "Oh, I know! I can fix this! I can!"

The henchperson raised an eyebrow skeptically. "Really, and how exactly do you propose to do that?"

The interloper's face became thoughtful for a moment, then a look of excitement crossed their face. "I've got it! I do!" They nodded eagerly.

"Yes?" said the henchperson, "what stupid idea are you going to tell me now?"

"Ok, bear with me," began the interloper. "Now, bear with me here, this is just a theory. I was thinking... maybe... well, how about I just detach my spider-head, have it dissect you, and spread your organs all over the walls?"

The henchperson frowned. "Yes, I suppose that would solve the problem."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Several hours later, the henchpersons gathered in the main lounge. Kage and CR were present, and they were not happy. CR began lecturing. "What kind of an amateur-hour crew is this? We specifically told you to clean up all the gore, both frozen and fresh, yet we wake up this morning to find plenty of fresh gore in hallway 7B. That is not acceptable."

"It is unacceptable," echoed Kage, a martini in his hand. "Plus, some of these bits of goo are really large. Seriously, how could you have missed this thing?" He held up Bertha's head. "Really? You couldn't even put it in a trash bag or something?"

"Unacceptable," repeated CR. "You must be punished." His eyes narrowed for a moment, then widened. "Hey, Kage, what was that thing the stupid townies used to do back in the frontroom."

Kage was drinking his martini; he held up a finger, indicating he'd answer in a moment, then downed the thing. After wiping his mouth, he responded. "Lynching. The stupid townies lynched each other to solve problems."

CR grinned. "Yes! That's what it was! Lynching! You," he pointed at the henchpersons, "shall lynch one of yourselves as punishment for the failure to clean up Bertha's unsightly remains. Make it quick, because tonight we want you to get to work on construction of the nuclear reactor and the bowling alley."

"Not necessarily in that order," added Kage.

Day 1 will end in:


Alive: (16/17)
[MAFIA] Bobby
[MAFIA] Bugsy
[MAFIA] Emilio
[MAFIA] Fat Tony
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Paulie
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Salvatore
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito

Killed:
[MAFIA] Bertha (N1)

[[MAFIA] Frank]

Bertha account is too dangerous, people target it out of silliness XD

[[MAFIA] Fat Tony]

Bertha was killed with a spider head, no? Then Bugsy should be the prime suspect.

Vote: Bugsy

[[MAFIA] Nick]

So wait a second. Let's get this straight, mate.
The Thing was in Bertha, was that the state?
Did it 'bandon her frame for other host,
or after kill just fade away like ghost?

•Option 1: Normal Kill. The mafioso kills a person and they die. Dead player's account is unlinked to their Anonymous account.
•Option 2: Doppleganger Kill. The mafioso kills a person, but takes their form. The dead player is unlinked from their Anonymous account, while the mafioso takes control of the dead player's Anonymous account and uses it as his own. The mafioso's old Anonymous account shows up as dead.

[[MAFIA] Silvio]

If only we had thought to pre lynch Bertha.

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Bertha was killed with a spider head, no? Then Bugsy should be the prime suspect.

Vote: Bugsy

Despite being called a spider head in the write it clearly has six legs. Obviously the spider reference was just Bugsy trying to throw us off the trail. Vote: Bugsy

[[MAFIA] Luciano]

If only we had thought to pre lynch Bertha.

Forse Bertha è stato ucciso o preso il sopravvento, ma non lo sapremo mai. Vote: Vito

[[MAFIA] Bobby]

Ok, so 1 of us is dead.

Now one thing. The writeup doesn't say that it was in Bertha, infact I think we saw a normal kill today, not a doppelganger kill. There are probably rules that will hinder the killer from just killing normally all game but for now I think we still deal with the original killer's account.

Random vote: Nick

[[MAFIA] Nick]

Why vote at all? What we need most is time.
Random voting at this stage is a crime.

There won't be a better-than-even shot at lynching the Thing until the endgame. And it has no partners. It's the only non- vanilla-Town role.This is why we should not lynch anyone ever. That way the game lasts almost twice as long, giving us ample time to recognize the monster's patterns. Maybe?

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Why vote at all? What we need most is time.
Random voting at this stage is a crime.

There won't be a better-than-even shot at lynching the Thing until the endgame. And it has no partners. It's the only non- vanilla-Town role.This is why we should not lynch anyone ever. That way the game lasts almost twice as long, giving us ample time to recognize the monster's patterns. Maybe?

Unvote, Vote: Nick

[[MAFIA] Bobby]

Why vote at all? What we need most is time.
Random voting at this stage is a crime.

There won't be a better-than-even shot at lynching the Thing until the endgame. And it has no partners. It's the only non- vanilla-Town role.This is why we should not lynch anyone ever. That way the game lasts almost twice as long, giving us ample time to recognize the monster's patterns. Maybe?

Need to read the rules post again but I guess "no lynch" is not an option.

*goes reading*

Just as I thought, "no lynch" is not an option so we'll have to lynch some1.

[[MAFIA] Rocco]

Vote Jonny

I am Spartacus.

[[MAFIA] Nick]

Need to read the rules post again but I guess "no lynch" is not an option.

*goes reading*

Just as I thought, "no lynch" is not an option so we'll have to lynch some1.

Abstain abstain abstain, uh, Vote: Abstain.
All abstain, it's not going 'gainst the grain.

[[MAFIA] Paulie]

Unvote, Vote: Nick

Why are you picking on poetic Nick? Vote: Salvatore

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Why are you picking on poetic Nick? Vote: Salvatore

I wrote a poem explaining myself, but the only rhyme I could think of for Nick isn't appropriate.

[[MAFIA] Bobby]

Abstain abstain abstain, uh, Vote: Abstain.
All abstain, it's not going 'gainst the grain.

Considering that "no lynch" votes aren't allowed I assume all abstaining will not result in there being no lynch.

We're 17 players right? That'll give us eight or 9 days to finish it off, should be enough anyway

[[MAFIA] Frank]

I agree that voting is totally random with this write-up and only one "mafia"...
Vote: Abstain

Capisc'

[[MAFIA] Vito]

Vote Nick

Yep.

[[MAFIA] Bugsy]

Good work Mr. Alien, keep on killing the fat ones. Think of all that delicious lard on Fat Tony, or Luigi!

As y'all may have noticed I'm a little bit of a snivelling coward, and hence for my own survival I'll vote: Nick

[[MAFIA] Bobby]

So you guys keep pounding Nick for posting poems or what is our case? You guys know my vote was random, right? And now suddenly there'y like 6 votes on him. Unvote, vote: Vito

[[MAFIA] Vito]

I was voting for Nick even during the night phase because I didn't feel like reading his walls of texts. My vote has been consistent.

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Worried about appearing consistent are we? Unvote, Vote: Vito.

[[MAFIA] Rocco]

Sorry I'm late gang, I was busy walking Spunky and talking with Mister Bighead. What's all this voting for Vito then? Maybe I want to get in on that. unvote, vote: Vito

[[MAFIA] Vito]

Ah well, at least I'll be able to see the Dead Quicktopic sooner than everybody else.

[[MAFIA] Salvatore]

Sorry I'm late gang, I was busy walking Spunky and talking with Mister Bighead. What's all this voting for Vito then? Maybe I want to get in on that. unvote, vote: Vito

I gots a god feeling abouts dis bandwagon. Everyone vote Vito!

[[MAFIA] Paulie]

Poor GH...