IM SORRY I DONT SPEAK SPANISH
IM SORRY I DONT SPEAK SPANISH
为什么会产生这种的现象呢?究其根源,我认为为了提高我们的机会,大家应必须努力地一直写出短文,使 Reenk 的工作变得更难。
Vote: Emilio
Hi Reenk!
You might notice that translators are typically notoriously poor![]()
Last edited by [MAFIA] Sonny; 08-18-2011 at 08:50.
Vote: Emilio
I'll give you guys another hint: It's not EmilioCan you save yourselves in time? I really hope not, because I'm really having lots of fun.
I TELL YOU THIS MUCH, HE ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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Last edited by TinCow; 08-19-2011 at 13:42.
oh what the... this is fun :D
unvote, vote: Emilio
Emilio 4ever!
Your Reenk-impersonating-Pizza-impersonating-Reenk needs work, Pizza.
Tally:
Emilio: 7 (Nick, Vito, Frank, Silvio, Luciano, Sonny, Bobby)
Vito: 2 (Luigi, Rocco)
Not Voting: 3 (Emilio, Johnny, Vinny)
Kage and CR rode back into the gardens on War Ostriches. CR surveyed the crowd in a regal fashion, while Kage dismounted, carefully avoiding the various blades and Borg lasers strapped to the creature. The latter then walked up to the assembled group of henchmen.
"So, which one of you is this most horrible Thing?"
Nearly every man present pointed at Emilio.
Kage looked at him cautiously for a moment, then smiled. "Greetings, alien from another star! I am Emperor Kagemusha, Supreme Overlord of the Terran Dominions. That," he gestured to CR, "is my co-Emperor, Rabbit von Crazypants. We welcome you to our most wondrous planet!"
Kage gave Emilio a sweeping bow. Emilio just stared at the wall and grinned.
"Uh, yes..." Kage continued, "we welcome you to Earth, and would like to forge an alliance between our two great peoples. Think of it! With our armies of expendable henchmen and your laser guns and proton accelerator beams, the galaxy will fall before us!"
Emilio picked his nose.
Kage frowned. "You do have laser guns, don't you?" Emilio didn't move. "No? Proton beams? Ion disentanglement devices? Veral Thrust Capacitors?" Emilio licked CR's War Ostrich.
"This is an insult!" scowled Kage. "How dare you come to this planet as the ambassador for your race and refuse to even negotiate with us?! Are you planning on giving your supreme power to another overlord? You are, aren't you!"
Emilio drooled on himself.
"We cannot allow this treason to continue! If we cannot possess your Magma Generators and Phase Shields, no one shall!" He looked at CR, who nodded. "Crumpet, Twinkie... KILL!"
The War Ostriches went wide eyed and jumped on Emilio. There was an orgy of squawks, feathers, blades, and blood. Eventually, CR pulled back on the reigns. "Easy Crumpet. That's enough, Twinkie." The birds cleared away, revealing a grisly scene of dismembered body parts and crushed organs.
CR turned to the henchmen. "Alright, well, nothing left to worry about then. The alien is obviously dead, so get back to work. Remember, tonight is the nuclear missile silo and french bakery. We both expect piping hot croissant for breakfast."
"I wouldn't mind a soft-boiled egg as well," added Kage.
Emilio: 7 (Nick, Vito, Frank, Silvio, Luciano, Sonny, Bobby)
Vito: 2 (Luigi, Rocco)
Not Voting: 3 (Emilio, Johnny, Vinny)
Night 4 will end in:
(Note: The end time for this phase will be 9am EDT instead of the usual 10am EDT, as I will be busy at 10am tomorrow.)
Alive: (11/17)
[MAFIA] Bobby
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito
Killed:
[MAFIA] Bertha (N1)
[MAFIA] Fat Tony (N2)
[MAFIA] Paulie (N3)
Lynched:
[MAFIA] Salvatore (D1)
[MAFIA] Bugsy (D2)
[MAFIA] Emilio (D3)
I hope history will vindicate me.
Why did Em not speak in defensery?
Oh jeez, maybe last minute transfery?
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
The bakery oven had been successfully installed, and the henchman was busy connecting it to the fueling system of the ICBM missile silo. He asked his partner to hand him a crescent wrench. While he was tightening a nut, he began to muse. "Kage and CR are very big on dual-use facilities. Is that environmentalism or economics?"
The partner shrugged, "Could just be perversity."
"And what's with these 'lynchings' every day? Of all people, Kage and CR should know that those things don't work to catch enemies, but they make us do it anyway. You know, I'm as grateful as you that they don't just slaughter us all at once to kill the Thing, but they're not exactly the kind of people to care about losing some henchmen. It just..." the henchman shook his head, "...doesn't make a whole lot of sense."
"Perhaps they are trying to educate us."
The henchman dropped his wrench and turned to look at his partner, "Educate us? What is that supposed to mean? This is all some kind of lesson?"
The partner shrugged again, "Well, we all insist on being jokey and creating artificial speech patterns. Such things are inherently unnatural, as all fabrications are, and thus they are even easier for someone to impersonate than normal behavior. I suspect CR and Kage realize this and are giving us a chance to prove our capabilities by rectifying our errors."
The henchman scowled, "well, you're as bad as the rest of us. I haven't seen you trying to do a whole lot of analysis. Who are you to lecture me on the various points of detecting enemies?"
The partner sighed, "I see this will require a bit more of a lesson than I had planned on giving. Very well," he hopped up on the edge of a counter and sat, his legs dangling off. "pay attention and you will learn something. All these Points, I say, are supposed and believed by certain rigorous Exactors of Evidence in Intuition, Men who pretend to believe no further than they can see. That Men, who have been conversant only about clear Points, should with difficulty admit obscure ones might not seem altogether unaccountable. But he who can digest a "Scummy" Entity, a second or third degree of WIFOM, need not, methinks, be squeamish about any Point in Inspiration. There is a natural Presumption that Mens Faculties are made alike. It is on this Supposition that they attempt to argue and convince one another. What, therefore, shall appear evidently impossible and repugnant to one, may be presumed the same to another. But with what appearance of Reason shall any Man presume to say, that Mysteries may not be Objects of Faith, at the same time that he himself admits such obscure Mysteries to be the Object of Science? "
The partner jumped down from the counter and began to pace the aisle. "It must indeed be acknowledged, the modern Behavioralists do not consider these Points as Mysteries, but as clearly conceived and mastered by their comprehensive Minds. They scruple not to say, that by the help of these new Analytics they can penetrate into Infinity it self: That they can even extend their Views beyond Infinity: that their Art comprehends not only Infinite, everything dealing with motivation, but Infinite of Infinite (as they express it) or an Infinity of Infinites. But, notwithstanding all these Assertions and Pretensions, it may be justly questioned whether, as other Men in other Inquiries are often deceived by Words or Terms, so they likewise are not wonderfully deceived and deluded by their own peculiar Signs, Symbols, or Species. Nothing is easier than to devise Expressions or Notations for "scummy" and "WIFOM" of the first, second, third, fourth, and subsequent Orders, proceeding in the same regular form without end or limit. These Expressions indeed are clear and distinct, and the Mind finds no difficulty in conceiving them to be continued beyond any assignable Bounds. But if we remove the Veil and look underneath, if laying aside the Expressions we set ourselves attentively to consider the things themselves, which are supposed to be expressed or marked thereby, we shall discover much Emptiness, Darkness, and Confusion; nay, if I mistake not, direct Impossibilities and Contradictions. Whether this be the case or no, every thinking Reader is intreated to examine and judge for himself."
When he was done preaching, the partner turned to face the henchman. The man was staring at him blankly. "Uh, what? Sorry, I tuned out after you said 'extractors.'"
The partner grew visibly angry. So visibly angry that his jaw seemed to extend, his ears shrank, and his limbs lengthened into claws. "You have chosen..." he sneered, exposing row after row of wickedly sharp teeth, "poorly."
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CR was munching on a croissant. It was fresh and its crust was perfectly crisp. "MMMmmmm..."
Kage, busy tucking into his egg, "Mmpphh"ed in agreement.
When the two were done with their breakfast, they turned to the assembled henchmen. "Not bad at all," said Kage. "Any henchman can build a nuclear missile silo, but it takes a talented crew to create a bakery."
"Very versatile," nodded CR. "I was particularly surprised by the fluffy bakiness of the croissants and baguettes. Where is Bobby? Didn't he do some work on the oven with someone else? I'd like to shake his hand."
Everyone looked around, Bobby was nowhere to be found. Kage grew suspicious, "Say... maybe Emilio wasn't the alien after all!" CR raised an eyebrow, "interesting theory, my evil friend." "Indeed," replied Kage. He eyes suddenly widened, "which means we have another chance at meeting the fellow today!" "YOU!" he pointed at the assembled henchmen, "find Mr. Thing for us, so that we can have a most proper conversation with him."
"And make it quick," added CR, "tonight we build the Room With The Giant TV Screen and Waterpark."
Day 4 will end in:
Alive: (10/17)
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito
Killed:
[MAFIA] Bertha (N1)
[MAFIA] Fat Tony (N2)
[MAFIA] Paulie (N3)
[MAFIA] Bobby (N4)
Lynched:
[MAFIA] Salvatore (D1)
[MAFIA] Bugsy (D2)
[MAFIA] Emilio (D3)
Last edited by TinCow; 08-19-2011 at 14:16.
I will survive!Vote: Johnny
Multiply entities as much as possible as the most complex explanation is usually the right one. Am I still Pizza-as-Reenk-as-Pizza, or have I now become Reenk-as-Pizza-as-Reenk-as-Pizza?Use Reenk's Razor to find out.
Uhm... Bobby isn't around eh?
Vote: Bobby :P
I read that anyway, and it was a joke vote...
And Unvote; Vote: Nick
For the Emilio wagon.
Ok.
Last edited by [MAFIA] Nick; 08-19-2011 at 19:36.
Vote:Nick
In so surrendering do I conquer. In so yielding do I seize.![]()
Okay guys, don't vote for Nick. Nick, this includes you. Reenk may be a lot of things, but he is also a sportsman at heart. Reenk said here that he wasn't going to take over Nick:
...which means that we can basically strike Nick off the list. Reenk's smart enough to win without resorting to outright lying to us (and he knows it too) and a simple misdirection move like this would provide him no enjoyment. Basically, unless Reenk acts completely out-of-character I think we can safely cross Nick off the list and move onto other suspects.
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Nick
[MAFIA] Rocco
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
[MAFIA] Vito
I'm taking myself off the list; believe me if you want to or not. I'm also taking Rocco/Pizza off the list, who I'm about 99% sure isn't Reenk due to posting style.
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luciano
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
[MAFIA] Vinny
Luciano's been speaking Italian the entire game, and I think Vinny is khaan (unless Emilio was) because neither of them have posted much.
[MAFIA] Frank
[MAFIA] Johnny
[MAFIA] Luigi
[MAFIA] Silvio
[MAFIA] Sonny
Shot in the dark here, but I think it's one of these five.
Vote: Sonny
Fine, very well, I will do what I will.
But Reenk shall still - in the end - get his fill.
As confirmed town, I'm soon up for the kill.
Unvote: Nick; Vote: Sonny
vote: Vito
You seem to understand this Reenk fellow well. A little too well. Granted, we have been stuck in this frozen prison of a labor camp for days now. I know I've gotten a little closer with some of my fellow men than I'd ever admit to anyone back home... Regardless, you seem fishy. And you're one of the few people who have yet to start brushing your teeth after I complained about everyone's breath smelling like coffee. *points Toothbrush of Suspicion at Vito*
Sigh, I make the effort to make sentences that Reenk would have no shot at translating properly by himself and this is what I get.
我不肯接受这不得了的情况。但还是不太迟,所谓 ”亡羊补牢,未为晚也”。
And how does this prove anything really? Reenk could simply use an online translator, heck, even google translate translates it into a sentence which makes sense (Indicative of translating English to Italian), he wouldn't be hard pressed to do that.Luciano's been speaking Italian the entire game
If you're voting for me, you basically believe that:
1) Reenk went to extremes to translate chinese to try and prove his innocence
2) Reenk has consented to "take the easy way out" and post maybe once a day which is my normal habit
3) Reenk likes to post at 2am/4am just to act innocent.
Essentially if you think that Reenk has taken over me, or that I am Reenk, you would likewise believe that Reenk would be lax in his posting, and conversely put in a heavy commitment to post at ungodly hours at his time, which would be odd.
In any case, I think between Frank and Luciano I'd pick Frank.
Post Preview: Nevermind, I didn't think it was Johnny until he posted. Seems out of place with the reference to the passing attempt at humor in one of Johnny's post. I'm inclined to think that it is very unlikely that such a passing joke would be re-used again, seems more like an attempt to pretend to be the same guy. Just a bad feeling about this guy.
Vote: Johnny
Johnny: I have been playing Mafia games with Reenk for roughly five years now and have moderated the Gameroom for the past two where it is my job to read every single solitary post made to make sure rules are being followed. Add that with the fact that Reenk is one of the more unique personalities I have ever come across, not just on this forum or on the internet, but most unique, period, and yeah, I'd like to think that I'm able to at least have an idea where to start in trying to pick him out of a crowd.
Sonny: First of all, regarding the Luciano thing, since he's exclusively speaking Italian there is absolutely zero challenge in replicating his posting style. As I mentioned before, I think Reenk is a sportsman and would go for the more challenging route so he can relish in his victory all the more once things are done.
Secondly, I basically randomly picked you out of the five names I had listed as probable suspects. But your rationalizations and defenses are interesting to note. Mainly, your usage of timezones, which puts yourself in Eastern Daylight to two hours to the east of that, which is the Atlantic Ocean and Eastern Canada. Actually, now that I think on it you might be Tratorix, but then again timezone obfuscation seems like the sort of thing Reenk would do. I also note that right now it's 1am in Michigan, hardly an ungodly hour.
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Also, everyone, please keep in mind that the above list I made is good for this one round only, as the chances that Reenk makes a doppelganger kill to throw us all off the mark are quite high.
Hmm? The 2am/4am thing was just a rough gauge.
I honestly expected the language to be a pretty darn big sign about who I am.
And I recall posting at 3am EST (I think) before.
Anyway I'm going to be out for 5 hours. Feel free to make a guess on who I am and consider whether I'm Reenk or not.
Hm, this makes sense. DiY, I presume.
Unvote: Sonny
Vote: Silvio
Another shot in the dark.
Unvote: Sonny
Nick (1) : Frank
Silvio (1): Vito
Johnny (1): Sonny
Vito (1): Johhny
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
In case I die before Vito![]()
Understanding Reenk is a worthy endeavor, a feat many have attempted; a feat almost all have yet to master. But to pretend to understand Reenk is the height of arrogance. Men with relatively remarkable intellects strive toward this Understanding, struggling in vain to comprehend his Points, achieving little in the process. It is not the meager achievement but the struggle which interests me the most, for life itself is a continual struggle towards Comprehension; to Know, to Understand, and to realize what can and cannot be Known. If Man could begin to fathom the limits of his own Comprehension, then he would truly begin to Understand.
The first and greatest Endeavor is to know thyself. Only a fool would suggest that he grasps the complexities of another when he cannot begin to understand why he does what he does. If Man does not know himself, then he cannot completely trust his judgment on others. To Presume that another is "Scummy" or "Innocent" based on his own judgments is to Presume Man can trust his own judgment; if that premise is flawed, then inexorably what follows is that Man is blinded by his own ignorance of himself. Man accepts as a matter of Faith that his judgment is trustworthy, and through that Faith he may begin to Achieve. But regardless of positive accomplishments (or indeed, negative ones) he cannot full credit himself; he is only a bit player in his own destiny. At the very edges of his consciousness the fog of the Unknown permeates everything. Man believes that he is at the center of the Known and that he is peering out into the Unknown, but in truth, his very being resides within the Unknown, because he does not know himself fully. As such, it is the Unknown which drives him forward, compelled by his Faith in his own limited Knowledge and the illusory concept of Choice, towards his ultimate fate.
This Point forms the root of self-knowledge; knowing that you do not know yourself. Man only begins his journey towards Understanding when his perspective changes, and he does not consider himself at the center of what is Known, and accepts that the greatest factor in his sentience is the Unknown. Then he can begin to consider Moods, biases, flawed logic, and begin to Understand what drives his own Intuition; better grasping the Unknown Factors which dominate his consciousness allow a more self-aware individual to flourish. As such, this individual will be better prepared to understand and to judge the factors in others which drive their own consciousness; their moods, their biases, their very intuition. Each person will have similar Factors and different Factors from another person, but patterns begin to emerge. From those patterns, true behavioral analysis can be attempted. Analytical Men can then perhaps put their energies toward a better and higher purpose. Until such time, however, Man must rely on his flawed intuition, and submit to the chaotic unknown that resides within his own Understanding.
When you were getting closer to these men, did you get to know them on a deeper level? Were their feeble bodies mere sacks of moist flesh for you to inhabit? Or, perhaps, were you experimenting with a new kind of intimacy, diving deep into the mysterious Unknown of your own sexuality?
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