So, I was called a slut?

[Major Robert Dump]

Wow you are a jerk.

You made out with a co-worker, then went out and made out with another co-worker imediately after. Sounds like you were banking on the fact that number one was off work all week and didn't have phone access. Also sounds like you -- as the new guy -- somehow thought your suave and largesse was enough to trump the friendships and comraderie already in place between the co-workers, which makes you quite concieted as well for thinking you could pull something like that off.

I also wonder if girl #2 was aware of your lip locking session with girl #1 before she committed the same crime with you. I would not be surprised if girl #2 dries up pretty quickly upon realization of this. I would also not be surprised if they warn every new female employee that you are a shallow slut. Good job ruining your job. Ever hear the saying "Don't crap where you eat?"

You should have just said "no" to girl #1. You may consider learning some self control, rather than seeing the opportunity of getting some cheap thrills at the expense of another when you already knew full on that you were going to ask out girl #2.

[Centurion1]

Best part of this story? All you got to do was make out with this chick.

LOL. You didn't even get to lay pipe. Like in this scenario making out is like a negative.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Best part of this story? All you got to do was make out with this chick.

LOL. You didn't even get to lay pipe. Like in this scenario making out is like a negative.

Working on it...

whoa whoa whoa this comparison implies pi is a handsome young man. I have seen PI, cute little boy is the best I can give you sorry.

Facebook pics don't count. I take really crap pictures I'm not gonna lie.

[Monk]

Working on it...

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I'm not one to call the game because of rain, but seriously man... No chance of that now.

[Prussian to the Iron]

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I'm not one to call the game because of rain, but seriously man... No chance of that now.

We'll see about that

[Montmorency]

You didn't even get to lay pipe

You ought to be ashamed of yourself for speaking such filth.

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WARNING: FILTH

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[a completely inoffensive name]

Give Red my number. I will comfort her.

[Prussian to the Iron]

Best part of this story? All you got to do was make out with this chick.

LOL. You didn't even get to lay pipe. Like in this scenario making out is like a negative.

Well Green (the one I didn't dump) came over a small bit ago. Didn't go that far, but somebody's got 2 thumbs and made a girl moan.

[Montmorency]

2 thumbs

That doesn't sound quite right to me.

[Populus Romanus]

So much fail...ugh. So you still want to have a relationship with Red even while continuing your relationship with Green? I don't see that working out for much longer.

[Major Robert Dump]

Well Green (the one I didn't dump) came over a small bit ago. Didn't go that far, but somebody's got 2 thumbs and made a girl moan.

Pictures or GTFO lies.

You are going to fit in really well in a fraternity. I hope you like Natty Lite.

[B-Wing]

I got 2 thumbs.

Prussian, I think these guys are being a little hard on you. I'm wondering what they would have done in your situation. Once Green wanted to start making out, I'm not sure I would have thrown up my hands and said, "Wait just a minute! I've been on a casual date with a considerably less attractive woman, with whom I have made considerably less emotional connection, and we're going to have to postpone this make-out sessions until I've informed her that there will not be a second date!"

I think the real question is whether you made it clear to Red that you intended to continue pursuing a relationship with her, which you left rather vague in the OP. If so, then making out with another girl was an obvious wrong on your part. Especially if you knew there was a good chance that Green and yourself would be observed making-out by coworkers. Even so, the term "slut" seems ambiguously inappropriate to me. I think of "slut" as being a strictly sexual term. If you primarily value Green for her relationship potential (and your more recent posts don't seem to indicate that), then being labeled a slut isn't really fair. But if you traded what you perceived to be a more promising relationship with Red for the prospect of merely hooking up with Green, then yeah, you're a slut.

[Montmorency]

I got 2 thumbs.

Yes, but who performs digital penetration with two thumbs? Admittedly, one digit per orifice is possible, but...

You know what, I don't want to know.

[Tuuvi]

So understand it from Red's point of view.

ie If Green now makes out with a handsome dude how are you going to feel?

This. Try having a little empathy, and all of a sudden women make a lot more sense.

[Prussian to the Iron]

So much fail...ugh. So you still want to have a relationship with Red even while continuing your relationship with Green? I don't see that working out for much longer.

no. i immediately broke it off with red. and am sticking with green.

Pictures or GTFO lies.

You are going to fit in really well in a fraternity. I hope you like Natty Lite.

natty lite?

I got 2 thumbs.

Prussian, I think these guys are being a little hard on you. I'm wondering what they would have done in your situation. Once Green wanted to start making out, I'm not sure I would have thrown up my hands and said, "Wait just a minute! I've been on a casual date with a considerably less attractive woman, with whom I have made considerably less emotional connection, and we're going to have to postpone this make-out sessions until I've informed her that there will not be a second date!"

I think the real question is whether you made it clear to Red that you intended to continue pursuing a relationship with her, which you left rather vague in the OP. If so, then making out with another girl was an obvious wrong on your part. Especially if you knew there was a good chance that Green and yourself would be observed making-out by coworkers. Even so, the term "slut" seems ambiguously inappropriate to me. I think of "slut" as being a strictly sexual term. If you primarily value Green for her relationship potential (and your more recent posts don't seem to indicate that), then being labeled a slut isn't really fair. But if you traded what you perceived to be a more promising relationship with Red for the prospect of merely hooking up with Green, then yeah, you're a slut.

well its really green for me because of both; for starters to me she is far more attractive and sexual. but its beyond that. theres a far stronger emotional connection. being with her feels way more natural and better than with red.

i do feel bad about red and i admit i did make it seem like i would pursue more dates with her, but what can i say? i didnt see us doing as well as me and green.

it doesnt help my conscience that i was told that red was "really upset" about the whole thing.

[Centurion1]

Dude you are such a tool....... just like me. Yeah im giving you a hard time but ive done similar or worse things haha.


but yeah you sound like a total tool bragging about doing some sexual stuff with a girl online.

also natty lite is a cheap beer enjoyed primarily by college bros and laxers

[naut]

lol... how can u not get it. she is obviously displeased that u went and kissed some other chick. now she feels inferior and she will hate your guts for the rest of her life no matter how polite she may act in your face.

(she might not actually feel inferior, that was added for dramatic effect, tho it might be true)

What he said.

Going after one and then jumping ship at the next sight of a larger, more flash boat is not going to go down well with the previous boat. (Yes, I did just make women analogous to boats, what of it?).

[a completely inoffensive name]

also natty lite is a cheap beer enjoyed primarily by college bros and laxers

Umm, it's like the second best beer bro. Only topped by the smoothness of an nice cold Coors light. Let me guess, you like drinking microbrews with fruit in it ya ***?

Don't listen to him, he is a *****. All real men that GO HARD like me, drink natty light and wash it down with some ICE bro.

[Kagemusha]

What MRD said.You dont piss on your own drinking water. I am already waiting to hear what happens when the "thing" between you and green dries up. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Hax]

I don't get this thread.

On the one hand, you supposedly ask a question: "is it true that I'm a slut?", but in fact the only thing you want to hear is "oh dude, totally awesome that you made out with two girls. I stand in awe of your superior skills with women". It's silly and it does make you look like, as Centurion pointed out, a tool.

Also, you deserve everything that's coming your way. Just so you know.

[The Stranger]

That doesn't sound quite right to me.

;

I'm equally disturbed.

[The Stranger]

Dude you are such a tool....... just like me. Yeah im giving you a hard time but ive done similar or worse things haha.


but yeah you sound like a total tool bragging about doing some sexual stuff with a girl online.

also natty lite is a cheap beer enjoyed primarily by college bros and laxers

however true this might be i would never brag about it... anymore XD

[The Stranger]

Pictures or GTFO lies.

You are going to fit in really well in a fraternity. I hope you like Natty Lite.

i just found a movie of PI and his 2 thumbs incident. i warn u guys its not pretty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUA-eGvvcW4

[Papewaio]

Anyhow just don't now go out with Amber. You won't be sure to stop or floor it with that one...

[rajpoot]

How can any beer with 'lite/light' in its name be good?

[Peasant Phill]

Two thumbs, really? Was there a memo about new techniques i missed? Or am I picturing the wrong body part here?

How can any beer with 'lite/light' in its name be good?

Thank you, that question had to be asked.

[Papewaio]

Just imagine he was doing a breast cancer screening...

[Arjos]

Ahahahahahahah XD

Still, he got to drink the milk then :D

[Prussian to the Iron]

Two thumbs, really? Was there a memo about new techniques i missed? Or am I picturing the wrong body part here?

I'm equally disturbed.

I know you all know what I mean, but it feels necessary to point out that it's a common joke to say something like "who's got 2 thumbs and *verb* *pronoun* *noun or proper noun*? This guy!" and then pointing at themselves with 2 thumbs. No thumbs were involved.

Ahahahahahahah XD

Still, he got to drink the milk then :D

wha..........no comment

[Cute Wolf]

dude, you're just.... tooo evil, if you try to have a relationship, try to treat women with respect, not playing them as mere objects...