"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
OH GOD WHAT'S GOING ON
I just skipped the last... three... ish... pages. I'm officially giving up trying to aide zombie Pizza in favor of doing my homework.
Last edited by johnhughthom; 09-01-2011 at 00:31.
No update?
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Apparently not, although I'm hoping for Zack to do so before I pass out from exhaustion. Today was long.
Sorry, real life got a hold of me tonight.
Visorslash was killed!
johnhughthom has been scanned as mafia!
It is now DAY FIVE!
ALIVE:
[11]
B_Ray
Believer
Ishmael
Johhog -- Scanned Town (N1)
johnhughthom -- Scanned Mafia (N4)
Memnon -- Scanned Town (N3)
Populus Romanus -- Scanned Town (N2)
Seamus Fermanagh
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Warman
LYNCHED:
[2]
TheLastDays (D1)
Montmorency (D4)
KILLED:
[4]
Double A (N1)
Seon (N2)
Askthepizzaguy (N3)
Visorslash (N4)
WEARERS OF THE SHIRT:
[4]
Memnon (N1)
Johhog (N2)
ATPG (N3)
Populus Romanus (N4)
To make up for the delayed update, a longer Day:
Nice.
AND THEN I SAW HIS FACE, AND NOW I'M A vote the shirt to Believer.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 09-01-2011 at 03:24.
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YES. Revenge is mine johnnyhugebum.
vote: Johnhughthom
ATPG, out of curiousity, why vote the shirt to Believer rather than B_Ray or Tratorix?
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All this excitement has made me prematurely erupt.
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Very well. vote: believer
Monty, I guess you've run out of ammunition, so here it is.
Here is how you guys can try to undermine my credibility:
Memnon, Johhog, Populus are all townie. Except, I am mafia and I "cleared" Memnon as townie, even though he's townie, and I murdered myself.
John and Believer are my scum buddies, along with.... I dunno.... pfffffff... Yaropolk.
So, Believer gets the shirt, starts scanning townies as mafia, and my surviving buddies go on to win the game and stuff.
There, now you can keep fighting it. Let me get my popcorn.
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okay, so I've awoken from my slumber and have not been disappointed! I'll Vote: Johnhughthom, never would have suspected, shame on you!
Vote: Believer, in accordance with the ALL-POWERFUL PIZZA'S wishes. May you be asked many questions, oh cheesy one.![]()
John, at long last, I finally feel confident about analyzing you. I don't know how many games your stony poker face held me back, but now...
I see right through to you.
I told you guys there was no need to scan him.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 09-01-2011 at 04:12.
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Here we go again. But I'm dead, so there's no use in keeping the flame here. I'm just relieved that fresh blood is getting the shirt.Monty, I guess you've run out of ammunition, so here it is.
Here is how you guys can try to undermine my credibility:
Memnon, Johhog, Populus are all townie. Except, I am mafia and I "cleared" Memnon as townie, even though he's townie, and I murdered myself.
John and Believer are my scum buddies, along with.... I dunno.... pfffffff... Yaropolk.
So, Believer gets the shirt, starts scanning townies as mafia, and my surviving buddies go on to win the game and stuff.
There, now you can keep fighting it. Let me get my popcorn.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Vote: johnhughthom
Vote: Believer
Scan me next! I want the shirt!
Me and Believer are scum buddies. We sacrificed john so we can clear each other and coast to victory.
But in all seriousness, I think the next investigation should either be me or B-ray. He's posting a lot like he did in A Country for Old Men, and he was scum there.
But in all seriousness, this is a possibility.
While I'm not going to ATPVolcano all over your faces, I am going to request folks double-check any scans done by Believer. Not that I don't think he should still get the shirt.
And I'd like him to scan you. If you're town, then the scumbags leaving you both alive just to increase my paranoia when I can't even vote is good for the town; if you're mafia he has to either bus you or "clear" you, and then if one of you goes down, you both do.
Any way you slice that pizza, town wins. So therefore, ATPVolcano says proceed.
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Alright, this compels a reply from me.
1. It's a possibility that John was sacrificed by his scumbuddies, but not you. Hmmmm.
2. Why would it be suspicious for Believer and Tratorix to not be killed? Visorslash died tonight, and yet the three confirmed town are still sitting pretty. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Vitiate Man.
History repeats the old conceits
The glib replies, the same defeats
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
This compels a reply from me.
You're right, Montmorency, I am actually scum. My performance in this game is more devious than my Shadow Fort performance; more dangerous than my Legend of Zelda performance. I have gone from having diamond encrusted ones in Socially Unacceptable Mini Mafia to solid titanium. I am so confident I'm going to win, that I don't mind revealing I'm guilty right here, right now. And no one will listen.
Only you, Monty. Only you know the truth.
Congratulations.
<--- The clown face makes this sort of thing okay.
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