Pre-battle speech contest

**Peasant Phill** · 09-01-2011, 17:39

And another one who didn't read the rules to closely. ;p

Fragony, would you be so kind as to delete your post and PM your entry to me, we're going for anonymous here.

**Fragony** · 09-02-2011, 07:06

Originally Posted by Peasant Phill

And another one who didn't read the rules to closely. ;p

Fragony, would you be so kind as to delete your post and PM your entry to me, we're going for anonymous here.

Well I was pretty drunk, I'll write you speech that will make you attack anything on sight including teh children. But not now

**Montmorency** · 09-02-2011, 07:50

I challenge anyone to write a speech that surpasses this:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Note that this is published material.

**Fragony** · 09-02-2011, 08:19

Screw rules it's pretty good

Today my friends, we fight. Not for ourselves but for our wives, for our children, but most of all for eachother. Look at the man next to you, remember his face and know you fought together, right here, right now. Know that is the face of your brother, know that it is because of him that you can rest your head on the waist of the mother of your children. Look around you, these are all your brothers, willing to fight and die at your side, their wives are also your sisters, from this moment on.

It is us who will define our faite, it is us who will define their future, OUR future, and together we will.

I won't be able to bring you all back home, but if home is heaven I'll promise I will meet you all there, in this day or another, we will meet again, and we will dine together, drink together, laugh together. Your sacrifice will be remembered, it will be written in the inct of the fabrics of history, and you will not be forgotten.

My men, allow me to lead you CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE

**Gregoshi** · 09-03-2011, 02:04

Men and Women of the Org! 'Tis time to lay down your katana, your yari, your bows, your guns, and your little fan-like signal thingy you use to give orders! It is time to lay them all down but for a brief time. But it is NOT time to lay down your life. No! It is time to compose a rousing pre-battle speech to encourage your men (and women) to lay down THEIR lives - and more importantly, to "encourage" your foe to lay down their lives in greater numbers! So strap on that desk chair and wield that keyboard! Laptop user! Strap on that sofa, recliner, floor, table (library or dinner), toilet or whatever you sit on when wielding your laptop with hopefully a fully charged battery! Compose those deadly words that make men (and women) do terrible things for the rightness and glory of your side!

AndremembertosubmititviaPMtoPeasantPhillandmakesureitis150wordsorlesswhichiswhyI'mrunningt hissentencetogetherasonewordbecauseI'mat149wordsri ghtnow. Charge!

**Fragony** · 09-03-2011, 09:23

Wut no compliments for my call for bloodshed? My cat Nero barely got away after I reread it, and I really like my cat

**Ibrahim** · 09-04-2011, 07:37

men:
today, we will fight the Shingen clan. their numbers are great, their position heavily entrenched, and arquebuses powerful. you can follow me if you like. or you can choose to stay here. I don't care. I will charge into their positions and I will defeat them. But either way, I will expect you to watch me take it-alone! arrows will bounce off me! the lead balls will swerve away from me! their Katanas and yaris will snap and dissolve way before my flesh!
But if you follow me, I expect you to do your duty. If I advance, follow me. If I run, you can kill me. And If I fall, you must avenge me! FORWARD!!!

ok, that was influenced by Napoleon, but it should still fit the rules.