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[Askthepizzaguy]

Clearly a sign that Seamus already told Pizza he was going to be all five Dons.

vote: Pizza

I'm far more dangerous than any mafia Don anyway. I have the word Pizza in my name, therefore I turn most everyone's brains into mush and instead of thoughtful articulate nuanced and exciting strategy, all I'm going to hear is "bark bark bark pizza bark pizza pizza bark bark pizza pizza bark bark" which leads to the lovely situation I just encountered at TWC where half of the first round was folks voting for me because I was pizza and other folks coming to my defense because I was pizza.

So you know what? I'm not actually pizza. I'm a taco now.






I also poop ice cream. Now leemee 'lone.