Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Backwards Logic]

Select: Backwards Logic

"Power! UNLIMITED POWER!"

*A-hem*, sorry, wrong forum.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice



"Well, I've taken a look at some of these songs you want me to play, and my first reaction is.... what in the blue marble is wrong with you people? But it's an all-request show, and we have to take what we can get. Hold on, I'm being handed something.... it seems that one of the candidates for Director of the Committee of Vigilance would like to be interviewed on the air! This is extraordinary! Let's find out if this candidate is up to snuff.

Mister Hanky General, you're on the air with DJ Saucy Slice. please say hello to our listeners and if you could, describe for us your vision of Fatlington under the watchful eye of a true General."





If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[GeneralHankerchief]

"Hey, everybody. Hopefully you're all doing well out there, eating well, sleeping well. Saucy Slice, thanks for having me. I'm not going to do the usual politician thing of explaining how much more wonderful life would be in Fatlington would be if you select me to be your Director. I think we've all been through this situation enough times in the past to know how to deal with it. Look at Commissioner Fermanagh, he's been prepared for months now. We've got special detectives and G-men from Washington and everything coming in undercover to do our work for us. I think we're all pretty self-sufficient here. So select me, and you won't be unnecessarily burdened with more government interference that frankly, I'm not even sure if we need."

[The Stranger]

yes! who runs the world? vote TS!

[shlin28]

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of Fatlings. I pledge my life and honor to the Directorship, for this night and all the nights to come

Select: shlin28

[johnhughthom]

You can't edit a post with a vote in it Backwards Logic. Bad things happen to those who do it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

"Hey, everybody. Hopefully you're all doing well out there, eating well, sleeping well. Saucy Slice, thanks for having me. I'm not going to do the usual politician thing of explaining how much more wonderful life would be in Fatlington would be if you select me to be your Director. I think we've all been through this situation enough times in the past to know how to deal with it. Look at Commissioner Fermanagh, he's been prepared for months now. We've got special detectives and G-men from Washington and everything coming in undercover to do our work for us. I think we're all pretty self-sufficient here. So select me, and you won't be unnecessarily burdened with more government interference that frankly, I'm not even sure if we need."

"So, Mister Hanky General, you're campaigning on a platform of limited, responsible government and down-to-earth all-American family values, is that not so?

Excellent, you sound like the kind of compassionate conservative this city needs. As it stands, our city is already under siege from the Feds, and I'm not just talking about the g-men. These taxes are out of control. If selected, would you be willing to campaign to lower taxes, once this crisis has been averted? There are many legitimate businessmen in this town who would like the government off their backs permanently, and are willing to do just about anything to make that happen. Will your administration be friendly to the local businessmen, or oppressive?"



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[seireikhaan]

Select: GeneralHankerchief

My general, always and forever.

[GeneralHankerchief]

"Excellent question, DJ Slice. While I don't think Fatlington's tax policy is quite under the Director of the Committee of Vigilance's jurisdiction, I'm definitely for lower taxes that are friendly to business. As any good resident of Fatlington knows, our fine city is built on tourism. With such icons as the picturesque beaches, the Hotel Abbatoir, and of course Club 30, people flock to Fatlington from up and down the East Coast. However, there would be nowhere to flock *to* if it wasn't for the fine businesses in the area. A tourist destination with nowhere to eat and nothing to buy is not much of a tourist destination, and we need to ensure that our tax rate allows businesses to continue to set up shop here and stay competitive. Therefore, this candidate for Director is behind the businesses one hundred percent... and thus by extension behind the people."

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice





"So, Mister Hanky General, you're campaigning on a platform of limited, responsible government and down-to-earth all-American family values, is that not so?

Excellent, you sound like the kind of compassionate conservative this city needs. As it stands, our city is already under siege from the Feds, and I'm not just talking about the g-men. These taxes are out of control. If selected, would you be willing to campaign to lower taxes, once this crisis has been averted? There are many legitimate businessmen in this town who would like the government off their backs permanently, and are willing to do just about anything to make that happen. Will your administration be friendly to the local businessmen, or oppressive?"



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

I want Cashews and Milk for me and mein Hussars!!

[Jolt]

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

A Bridge Zhou Far comes up to mind as what could go wrong.

I was thinking of selecting Earthling for the lulz, but besides me GH is a fitting candidate as well.

Select: GH

[White_eyes:D]

Select: GeneralHankerchief

I liked his down-to-earth aura.

[Erebus]

Select: Erebus

Save the newbs, man, save the newbs.

[El Barto]

Select: El Barto

I can only trust a name like that.

Ay carumba, Indeed you can! Kittens, Pizza with mozzarella and anchovies on top, bagpipes! All for one and none for all! Vote El Barto 2011!

Believer selects: ATPG for obvious reasons.

Massive game!

He asked you to join the game, not his cause.



…didn't he? Pizza, you know you can't convert people before the game starts.

You can't edit a post with a vote in it Backwards Logic. Bad things happen to those who do it.

But he's offering you power, unlimited power!

[woad&fangs]

Select: woad&fangs
If you don't, you will be sleeping with the fishes.

[El Barto]

One daily 24-hour segment of bagpipes on the radio, vote El barto for Director!

[Askthepizzaguy]

The All-Request Hour with Saucy Slice

"Excellent question, DJ Slice. While I don't think Fatlington's tax policy is quite under the Director of the Committee of Vigilance's jurisdiction, I'm definitely for lower taxes that are friendly to business. As any good resident of Fatlington knows, our fine city is built on tourism. With such icons as the picturesque beaches, the Hotel Abbatoir, and of course Club 30, people flock to Fatlington from up and down the East Coast. However, there would be nowhere to flock *to* if it wasn't for the fine businesses in the area. A tourist destination with nowhere to eat and nothing to buy is not much of a tourist destination, and we need to ensure that our tax rate allows businesses to continue to set up shop here and stay competitive. Therefore, this candidate for Director is behind the businesses one hundred percent... and thus by extension behind the people."

"It sounds as though you're the right man for the right job at the right time. Read his lips, ladies and gentlemen! NO NEW TAXES!!!

Candidate Hankerchief will fight for American businessmen and the loyal patriotic Fatlings they employ! Candidate Hankerchief will work hard to protect American capitalism and never surrender to the Godless communist bastards!

Well, I'm sold. You've got my support, and I urge my devoted fans to install Director Chief Hanky immediately, and allow me to continue to run this radio station and spend time with my son, who happens to be an intern here at the station. Thank you once again for your time, Chief Director-elect General Hanky. I know you're very busy, so please by all means go campaign for the people, and please slap these bumper stickers on every car you find.


Mega Mix WAPG 101.1, New Jersey's greatest Mix station!"



Deselect: Secura
Select: GeneralHankerchief



If you want to request a song, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less.

[Krill]

select: Sprig simply because if you have to have an insane serial killer choosing who dies, you want one with experience

[Diamondeye]

Select: Sasaki Kojiro. Although I must say that The Stranger has some convincing... pamphlettes.

[Zack]

Select: Zack

Now, time to read the thread.

ZackCFC[at]hotmail[dot]com

[J.D.]

question: can we change our selection before the end of the day?

i am considering selecting askthepizzaguy, because, what the hell, he did invite me into this massive game.

[GeneralHankerchief]

question: can we change our selection before the end of the day?

i am considering selecting askthepizzaguy, because, what the hell, he did invite me into this massive game.

Answer: Yes.

Also, ATPG has requested that people not select him and threw his support behind me, so if you want to honor him...

[Suburban Plankton]

One daily 24-hour segment of bagpipes on the radio, vote El barto for Director!

If you'll add in some steel drums for accompaniment, you've got my support!

[Khazaar]

Select: Khazaar

there´s only one strong and silent type here...

[Beskar]

select: General Hankerchief

What could go wrong?

I mean, it is not like he has a historical track record of screwing everyone over multiple times in multiple games..

Wait...

Major Robert Dump is the obvious choice, if anyone has seen him in action, he is the man you want in the action. Just look at him, he is a Major for crying out loud, how Figgin' cool is that?

We all know Generals are all overweight and long past their prime. It is a codeword within the army for OAP. What is with that Handkerchief anyway? Does he have a constant cold who is he too busy shining his brass knob upon his staff?

[edse]

Select:Suburban Plankton

[Zack]

Answer: Yes.

Also, ATPG has requested that people not select him and threw his support behind me, so if you want to honor him...

Unselect, Select: GeneralHankerchief, only because you used that smiley.

[Xenoneb]

Select: JHT Vote for the guy!

[thefluffyone93]

Select: thefluffyone93

For a mafioso in every grave and an LOLcat on every page.

At the risk of sounding absurd, I do believe we have found the answer to all of our problems.

Select: Thefluffyone93

Also,

[Erebus]

Unselect; Select Thefluffyone93

New guys get no love, but lolcatz get all the love.