Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Seon]

Vote: Stranger

[Memnon]

Vote: The Stranger

Select: GH, TWO MORE DAYS, TWO MORE DAYS!

[El Barto]

El Barto had made it to the front stoop of his brownstone without any trouble at all. The night was drizzly, but not truly cold. Unknown to him, four well-hidden gunmen were standing up at various places across from his doorway as El Barto was reaching for his keys.

“Meeeeew….”

Hearing the kitten at the front of the side alley next to his brownstone, El Barto immediately swung himself over the railing, hopping down to see to the poor kitten’s needs – and neatly missing the barrage of gunfire that hammered his door. Another pair of gunmen opened fire from behind the brownstone, shooting down the alley. El Barto ducked down, but before he could think of anything to do to avoid his fate, the grate he was on collapsed and deposited him in the basement of his own home. Against all the odds, he hadn’t even taken a graze.

Hearing sirens, the gunmen moved back into the shadows and away from harm. El Barto, still a little stunned at his own blind luck, looked at the gently purring kitten still cradled in one arm.

“I think I’m gonna name you ‘Felix.’”

a'Sheumais Fermanagh, thanks for the kittens, but why do people attack me? I thought we'd agreed on an insta-win if I happened to be alive on a Caturday?

See, Pizza? Scum attack me. Do send the reasons why I'm supposed to be scum, eh?

Okay. For now,
Select:The Stranger
Vote: The Stranger

What? You select him as Director,giving him power over lynches, and vote him for the lynch? fos:Xenoneb.

vote:the Stranger

select:General Handkerchief

[classical_hero]

El Barto, you just got lucky. How do you know you were attacked by scum?

[Craterus]

vote: ACIN
select: Craterus

[Xenoneb]

El Barto, you just got lucky. How do you know you were attacked by scum?

He set it up to avoid suspision. Duhh!

[Xenoneb]

Unselect;Select: Craterus

[El Barto]

El Barto, you just got lucky. How do you know you were attacked by scum?

'cos Askthepizzaguy said I wasn't a target?

vote: ACIN
select: Craterus

Unselect;Select: Craterus

Yeah, right, your forgot that tiny little detail and whoopsadaisy! you quickly select whoever's been selected right before you. fos not withdrawn from you.

[Seon]

'cos Askthepizzaguy said I wasn't a target?.

So why does that make your assailants any more scummy?

[El Barto]

My statement was directed at Pizza mainly. If he's not giving orders to attack me then -quite obviously- someone else is.

[Craterus]

And that proves nothing for you. There's more than one mafia family in this game.

[Xenoneb]

And there is alot of civilians. Maybe someone had a nonverbal fos on you?

[Choxorn]

Select: Craterus

Who protected ACIN?

Vote: ACIN

[Visor]

Treva, you are scum. Felix likes bad men.

[Xenoneb]

Felix likes bad men.

Cough* Like all cats *Cough

[Yaropolk]

I wish to shed some light. Montmorency mistakenly revealed as a Nazi mason on N1. I found a hit squad and wrote a detailed kill description for seamus, but forgot to include an actual kill order in there. I am revealing this to avoid accusation amongst my group.


vote: montmorency

[classical_hero]

vote:El Barto I just don't think he is right for us to have around, just like a few people, but he is one that jumps up right now.

[Xenoneb]

Nazis?!

[El Barto]

vote:El Barto I just don't think he is right for us to have around, just like a few people, but he is one that jumps up right now.

Riiiight. Any 'real' reasons? How 'bout yon people who've been very suspected upon like ACIn or the Stranger? No thoughts on them at all?

[sturmhauke]

Select: GH
Vote: ACIN

And yeah, who protected him last night anyway? Some people he conned into believing his "I'm a townie, honest!" story apparently.

[Sprig]

Vote: ACIN, he shouldn't be excluded for any lynch consideration.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Protect group on acin could have been some guys who wanted the doc promotion.

Vote:Montmorency

Won't select GH just yet, he might not want it.

[GamezRule]

select: GH

ACIN was the guy getting super defensive about being scanned criminal, right?

[Xenoneb]

No. That was Major Robert Dump

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey

Gotta make a move to a town
That's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it, talk about it
Talk about it, talk about it

Talk about, talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown
Won't you take me to
Funkytown

The Anachronism Hour with Saucy Slice



"And we're back, somehow. The events of last night were shocking to me, as we lost many dear friends in the rampage."

DJ Slice was quite shaken.

"I don't really know what to say. But I will find whoever was responsible, and...."

He trailed off.

"This is The Anachronism Hour. I'm DJ Slice. You know, I have an interview with an FBI agent today, and while I was wary of the idea before, now I'm starting to think it's a really good idea. You'll want to stay tuned for that, because... I'm quite frightened. Now it's time for the News Cruise! with Askthepizzaguy."


*VROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*


"So, Ask.... what can you tell us?"

Askthepizzaguy: "Well Saucy, there's a lot to get into tonight. Pharaoh, Warman, and Moros are all dead, killed by various assorted armed hoodlums, gangsters perhaps, and possibly a rogue or serial killer. More than that, several other Fatlings were attacked, but they all survived thanks to the vigilant work of some of Fatlington's finest."

"Thank god, it worked. It worked..... what I mean to say is, the people of this town have done an excellent job, in spite of setbacks. People have saved lives. And full credit goes to whoever has been secretly organizing their efforts. I'm not really in a jovial mood, given the large upswing in violence. I'm also dismayed I.... we, couldn't stop all those killings."

Slice paused.

"I'll take song requests. They'd better be uplifting, but they will happen AFTER I interview the man from the government. Stay tuned."





Phone lines are not open yet. Please hold all your calls.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Select: GH
Vote: ACIN

And yeah, who protected him last night anyway? Some people he conned into believing his "I'm a townie, honest!" story apparently.

No, that would be some vigilant people that it seems we can actually rely on in a crisis.

They should be commended. And promoted.

As for ACIN, he can die....


Vote: ACIN For the wall-to-wall nonsense.

Select: GH

[classical_hero]

The police couldn’t explain the map of the Alaska territory that had been nailed to the door of the saferoom, nor the writing – ‘Seward’s Folly’ – on the fringe of the map. All of the four women were moved to tears, only one asked about a will.

This bit about th death of Moros does not make any sense at all. There is a clue in Seward's folly and the map of Alaska, but that is not telling much.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Don't know if I can select myself or not (since I can't vote), but...

Select: GH

And Montmorency should receive some votes, at least put him into lynch consideration if not the outright lead.

[White_eyes:D]

Won't select GH just yet, he might not want it.

You must be joking...GH not wanting a leadership position?
Select:GH

Nazi's huh? I guess Seamus did switch it up.
Vote:Montmorency

[Visor]

Montmorency mistakenly revealed as a Nazi mason on N1.

This is the part that gets me... Masons are protown roles. I'm guessing if they're not protown, they're at least neutral, aim to survive, etc.

So I say ACIN is a better lynch.