Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I wish to shed some light. Montmorency mistakenly revealed as a Nazi mason on N1. I found a hit squad and wrote a detailed kill description for seamus, but forgot to include an actual kill order in there. I am revealing this to avoid accusation amongst my group.


vote: montmorency

Missed this one.

I will probably switch to Monty then. Let's hear what Monty has to say.

[Populus Romanus]

vote: montmorency

Okay, another accidental reveal, lol

[El Barto]

This is the part that gets me... Masons are protown roles. I'm guessing if they're not protown, they're at least neutral, aim to survive, etc.

So I say ACIN is a better lynch.

Masons are protown roles? No, no. Masons are people who know each other's roles. That's the only requisite for masonhood. In Camikaze's LotR game there were two masons (Merry and Pippin) who were really one each of Mordor and Isengard.

vote: montmorency

Okay, another accidental reveal, lol

What'd be the odds of that?

[classical_hero]

unvote; vote:Montmoency

[Montmorency]

Woah, hold on there.

Being one of the only people to select Yaropolk for director on D1, I thought there might be some good will between us that I might take advantage of.

It went like this:

Strength through Joy, brother?

,revs his Volkswagen.

Get a load of this Xenon fella, he must think he's the Organizer of Victory or something. Such indiscriminate Community Outreach might lead to unpleasant consequences for the man - or the Town. And I hear some might be marching to a different beat altogether - the Center Beat. Dig?

How do you want to do this?

Depends. How's your relationship with the guy?

You trouble me. There will be a wedding before long.

So, Strength through Joy. I used that for a reason, yes. But mostly it was because I have a strange fixation on Nazism, and I'd recently seen this footage in a documentary. Note the subtitles please.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Next one seems very suspicious, but this veiled threat is actually just a comment on the danger in which Xenon was putting himself. That "-or Town" addendum referred to the possibility that Xenon might be ballsy scum. There's no malicious innuendo. Anyway, notice that phrase - "Center Beat". I thought this was a pretty obvious ploy. I was using this to see if he were neutral as well. At that point in the game, my inclination was to go Lawful Neutral. I didn't really think it through beyond that. I had no idea what this neutral bloc was supposed to do in the game.

Next item. I wanted to see what Yaropolk already knew about Xenon. I would have liked to get in among Xenon's recruits and spread the neutral contagion (no, this is NOT a reference to a cult conversion power).

Final item. Yaropolk hadn't replied in almost an hour. I used a line from the clip as a vague threat to get him to speak up once again. This was the extent of our correspondence up to this point. It all took place on the night of Sept. 12.

[Montmorency]

And to clarify "up to this point": I sent this soon after he posted the accusation.

Oh lol. So that's why you were acting so strange. But I'm not actually a Nazi in this game. I just enjoy inappropriately referencing Nazism IRL.

I contacted you because I was one of like two people who supported your election bid D1. I thought maybe it would give me some sort of leverage. Good will, at least.

What a lol. And here I'd even asked a detective to investigate you for N3. Perhaps you'd like me to call that off?

[Choxorn]

Masons are protown roles? No, no. Masons are people who know each other's roles. That's the only requisite for masonhood. In Camikaze's LotR game there were two masons (Merry and Pippin) who were really one each of Mordor and Isengard.

No, Merry was innocent, although Pippin was a cover role for an Orc.

You're thinking of Eothain and Freda, a.k.a, Wormtongue and a Nazgul.

Back on topic, is anyone else getting the impression that the people who have, or at least appear to have, a self-confessed third party role are just being used to distract us from the scum, such as a certain scumbag with a name that is completely inoffensive?

[El Barto]

I see some Suspiciously Specific Denials in yon post above.

[Montmorency]

Specific? I thought I was covering the broad range of implications here. Bring up any that I don't seem to have addressed, and I'll do so. :/

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not sure I completely understand your defense. Can you restate what you mean, in plain language, such as:

"I am not a nazi mason, it just so happens I make nazi references during capo games".

If that's the case, it's really odd.

[Montmorency]

I explained why I said what I said. The clip should be enough, really.

Also note that I am a Nazi in another Mafia game here.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I explained why I said what I said. The clip should be enough, really.

Also note that I am a Nazi in another Mafia game here.

Really?

Okay, that would actually be more convincing. I don't buy that you're just so happen to be a Nazi fan. But if you're actually a Nazi in a concurrent game, that's quite different. Which game, the Vengeance thing?

[Visor]

All players are Nazis in Vengeance.

[B-Wing]

I don't know what to make of that exchange. It's not the sort of conversation I would have with anyone... ever.

FoS: Yaropolk, Montmorency

vote: ACIN

elect: GH

[GeneralHankerchief]

Right, and that totally explains Yaro's "Volkswagen" line that came out in the exchange.

[Jarema]

Select: GH
Vote: ACIN

Case on Montmorency is ... interesting, but not as compelling as ACIN's

[Askthepizzaguy]

Right, and that totally explains Yaro's "Volkswagen" line that came out in the exchange.

Well, I got a solution for you.

Yaropolk looks at what was posted and admits he said that; no issue.

Yaropolk looks at what was posted and says hey! I never said that. YOU LIE!

Then we has a guilty between the two of them, at least.

And if Yaropolk admits he said volkswagon, then wouldn't the incriminated party be Yaropolk? Or perhaps he has an explanation.

[Askthepizzaguy]

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[Askthepizzaguy]

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[gnarlycharlie]

This bit about th death of Moros does not make any sense at all. There is a clue in Seward's folly and the map of Alaska, but that is not telling much.

well wasn't Seward's Folly the purchase of Alaska from the USSR/Russia? if there are commies (because apparently SF wouldn't rehash them) could they have a hit?

[TheLastDays]

Well, let's get Yaropolk to speak up aboiut this PM conversation, should be fun.

vote: Yaropolk
select: GH

[Moros]

Gah!

[God Emperor]

Vote: VisorSlash

This is a personal matter.

Unvote: Visorslash

As for the serious part of this post: I really don't like the look of following quotes

What? You select him as Director,giving him power over lynches, and vote him for the lynch? fos:Xenoneb.

Yeah, right, your forgot that tiny little detail and whoopsadaisy! you quickly select whoever's been selected right before you. fos not withdrawn from you.

Are you actually serious about this FOS? To me this seems completely far-fetched

[Visor]

We meet again.

Unvote; Vote: God Emperor

[Visor]

Unvote; Vote: ACIN.

[Death is yonder]

Monty's odd explanation behind his references to Nazism are very suspicious. Yaro's response with the volkswagon phrase is also odd and he should definitely explain more.

Vote: Montmorency

I find his queer defense of his usage of the nazi references especially the flailing reference to vengeance:

Also note that I am a Nazi in another Mafia game here.

In which Yaropolk isn't even playing, to be really peculiar, as to how it could possibly be significant. More like scum tossing out every vaguely relevant defense to cover his tracks.

[Erebus]

You guys are way too focused. Why does it have to be commies? Why can't it be the Russian Mob trying to muscle in on Mafia terriotory?

Haven't had a chance to read it over in detail (visiting relatives) but it could be a mob calling card (to throw us off) or a legitimate 3rd party faction. Someone who knows more or has time to do some research could shed some light on this.

And what about Subotan? Is the accomplise getting off the hook or did I misss something?

[Visor]

Have you seen the way Monty plays games? Not the standard style.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah he even admitted to being mafia in one game where he was townie.

You know, he is the next The Spartan, because of that. He is now Spartmorency.

[Death is yonder]

Definitely doesn't excuse odd behavior though, I'd draw the line between "not the standard style" and outright scrambling for 'reasoning'.

However, Yaro should still definitely explain further what was going on and how he arrived at that conclusion besides the implied.