Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Renata]

No, TinCow's right, that actually does look more like a power having been used to a produce a wrong result than the result itself having been made up. Never mind about Erebus I think.

[Diamondeye]

Vote: Clitsome, his name just makes me shiver, in a bad way, just think about it.

We used this argument already

No, TinCow's right, that actually does look more like a power having been used to a produce a wrong result than the result itself having been made up. Never mind about Erebus I think.

This strikes me as one of the things a "personal", red ability could be used for. Probably only a few times during the course of a game or it would just wreck investigators.

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey

You're keeping in step
In the line
Got your chin held high and you feel just fine
Because you do
What you're told
But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

What if this whole crusade's
A charade
And behind it all there's a price to be paid
For the blood
On which we dine
Justified in the name of the holy and the divine

Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
Can you get up off your knees?
Are you brave enough to see?
Do you want to change it?

So naive
I keep holding on to what I want to believe
I can see
But I keep holding on and on and on and on

Will you bite the hand that feeds you?
Will you stay down on your knees?

The Anachronism hour with Saucy Slice




"Good morning, Fatlington. This is your host of The Anachronism Hour, DJ Saucy Slice. The crime wave continues... and the criminals responsible are still at large. The song you just heard was The Hand That Feeds, from Nine Inch Nails. As the... remaining... police search high and low for the mafia, we have time for News Cruise! with Askthepizzaguy."

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

"So, Ask, can you tell us what happened?"

Askthepizzaguy: "Last night, the following Fatlings were attacked and survived: Askthepizzaguy, Drunk Clown, Edse, Erebus, and Psychonaut.

However, the following Fatlings were attacked and did not survive: Lord Brennus, Bow-wow-wow, slysnake, and Suburban Plankton.

Police reports are understandably hard to come by, but in this reporter's opinion, this is what happened:

Askthepizzaguy was attacked by a team of five vigilantes, whose plan would have worked flawlessly if it weren't for an incredible team of defenders, at least one trio of hotshot Fatlings who stopped the plan from succeeding on their own, but it would seem at least TWO doctors [.30 browning machine guns are a giveaway] which is unusual, plus additional skilled defenders rounding out the team. I have insider knowledge of this particular event; the doctor promotion squad is ensuring that others ALSO promote. In short, our efforts to create skilled defenders are nearing completion and are already massively successful.

Lord Brennus was attacked by one pair of mafia gangsters using a calling card I do not believe we've seen before; a severed toe. Not only that, but he was finished off by another pair of mafia gangsters apparently from the very same family. This is not good news.

Drunk Clown seemed to be attacked by one vigilante or gangster wannabe. It would seem the attack failed due to insufficient manpower alone.

Bow-wow-wow was attacked by a skilled band of five vigilantes with tommy guns, which would have succeeded in slaying mister Bow on their own, but he was finished off by a further band of six vigilantes with shotguns. He never stood a chance, as there was no one present to offer protection.

Edse was attacked by apparently four vigilantes. They were too few in number to finish the job. Later, he was attacked by more vigilantes, but Edse got lucky.

Slysnake was attacked and killed by a pair of faux Russian gangsters with PIAT launchers, the same we've seen before.

Suburban Plankton was killed by the same "Sewards Folly" pair of gangsters we've seen before.

Erebus was attacked by a team of highly skilled vigilantes, and survived only by luck alone.

And finally, the cat is out of the bag, Askthepizzaguy is the one responsible for all of the failed "Neutral Avenger" killings. Apparently his lone crusade to rid the world of mafia scum is ineffective because he's too much of a klutz to do the job alone, wiseguy or not. Sorry folks. My attack on Psychonaut last night revealed my identity quite conclusively.

Take that scanners! Bite me! I ain't mafia and I ain't going mafia! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! All your scans are worthless I tells you!

And that's everything, Saucy."

"Oh my god. I didn't know you were such a crazed lunatic, Askthepizzaguy. Back after these messages. What a death toll.... still, the efforts on both the attacking and defensive sides of La Resistance are not only overpowering but unmatched. They are to be commended, whoever they are."









If you want to request a song or an interview, dial 1-855-DJ-SLICE. He'll serve your ears something hot and fresh in thirty minutes or less. "Legitimate businessmen", please contact us anonymously via email to set up a phone interview, to discuss the unemployment situation on the air.

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Abstain for now, don't want to get wog'd. I need to catch up on thread before I vote for any player.

[Askthepizzaguy]

VOTE: Neri

AVOID THE WOG

Vote: Johhog

It's late enough in the game where we can scrape together some reasoning by now, thanks.

[Yaropolk]

I agree, vote: Montmorency, he's a Nazi

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Here is the PM conversation I had with Monty on N1. He contacted me first, probably due to something I said in thread:

Strength through Joy, brother?

I googled that phrase and came up with this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strength_Through_Joy

"Kraft durch Freude (German for Strength through Joy, abbreviated KdF) was a large state-controlled leisure organization in Nazi Germany.[1] It was a part of the German Labour Front (Deutsche Arbeitsfront, DAF), the national German labour organization at that time. Set up as a tool to promote the advantages of National Socialism to the people, it soon became the world's largest tourism operator of the 1930s"

revs his Volkswagen

At this point Xenoneb posted in thread that people who want to participate in vig or defense groups should contact him.

Get a load of this Xenon fella, he must think he's the Organizer of Victory or something. Such indiscriminate Community Outreach might lead to unpleasant consequences for the man - or the Town. And I hear some might be marching to a different beat altogether - the Center Beat. Dig?

I do not dig what the Center beat is, so I try to respond without giving this away.

How do you want to do this?

Monty catches on and cuts me off, although I don't know what the deal with the wedding is. Am I invited? Will there be cake?

You trouble me. There will be a wedding before long.

I failed a vig attempt on Monty at this point and reveal so in thread. Same day he PMs me:

Oh lol. So that's why you were acting so strange. But I'm not actually a Nazi in this game. I just enjoy inappropriately referencing Nazism IRL.
I contacted you because I was one of like two people who supported your election bid D1. I thought maybe it would give me some sort of leverage. Good will, at least.
What a lol. And here I'd even asked a detective to investigate you for N3. Perhaps you'd like me to call that off?

Make of that what you will. I would prefer to get rid of Monty, but by the same token I don't have the time to organize a succesfull hit.

[Montmorency]

Does the fact that I posted everything you posted (and more) a week ago mean nothing to you?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I was going to vote Clitsome, but I remembered this looking at the players list:

Vote:AggonyKing

Super scummy set of posts yesterday.

ak:I wish we could double lynch...
Me: who besides Ishmael?
ak: uh...ANYONE

[Subotan]

“The committee’s second lynch choice is hard to evaluate.” Subotan initially appeared guilty to our evaluators, but further review found that the evidence against him was related to a case four years ago in Asbury Park – a case that had already been solved. That evidence had been edited to look as though Subotan were part of it and guilty as sin, but one of the investigators had worked that case and knew that it simply wasn’t true – someone had planted it. We are unsure what was going on there or why. They were able to determine that Subo’ was a minor criminal – a wiseguy – but there was no apparent connection to any mafia activity.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STRANGER AND DODGY DETECTIVES BROS

I TOLD YOU ABOUT SCUM

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The stranger is still alive, whatever happened to that anyway?

[gibsonsg91921]

Vote: AggonyKing

As big a coup it is to catch two scum in one day, you can't just lynch two of ANYONE. The average Joe Six Pack is most likely town.

[Renata]

The stranger is still alive, whatever happened to that anyway?

He's been doing protections, keeping his nose clean, blahdiblah.

[Montmorency]

AgonyKing: Would it really make sense for a serious mafioso to do that?

TheStranger: Not only is he a 3rd-party role, but he can alter investigation results as well? Seems far-fetched.

Ishmael: I guess we can assume that he wasn't in fact scum? And if he does turn out to be scum, what about slash and earn? Do we assume him to be a similar case to ACIN, or do we go ahead and lynch?

[Populus Romanus]

What is all this about a neutral avenger?

[Memnon]

What is all this about a neutral avenger?

Its Askthepizzaguy, him and his single-man attacks on random people, and his so-called neutral position.

[El Barto]

He's been doing protections, keeping his nose clean, blahdiblah.

Yes… why do you dismiss all that with a handwave, Scumnata?

What is all this about a neutral avenger?

Finally someone who listens to me! apparently Askthepizzaguy attempted to kill Psychonaut who IS listed as attacked on Night Five.

[Montmorency]

Huh? Pizza publicly announced that he was going to do this in the signup/OT thread(s).

[Renata]

From the day MRD was lynched.

That's brilliant, Tincow!

Unvote; Vote: Sigurd

What changed you from "abstain forever" to this?

Also, TinCow was clearly the FatlingtonPD email contact. He challenged Erebus about Erebus thinking the first night's investigation targets were unlikely, and he voted MRD in the wake of the reveal of MRD's criminal result, from the same source. I have to think he had more than just criminal on MRD given his insistence and his role.

[Renata]

AgonyKing: Would it really make sense for a serious mafioso to do that?

TheStranger: Not only is he a 3rd-party role, but he can alter investigation results as well? Seems far-fetched.

Interesting, because nobody says he did it, except you.

[Montmorency]

Uh, Subotan said it. :3

[Renata]

No he didn't. He talked about dodgy detectives. You're talking about him altering somebody else's investigation results.

And why'd you change your vote after saying you would abstain? Afraid to vote the scummy doc, thought the Sigurd wagon was safer?

[Montmorency]

Also, TinCow was clearly the FatlingtonPD email contact. He challenged Erebus about Erebus thinking the first night's investigation targets were unlikely, and he voted MRD in the wake of the reveal of MRD's criminal result, from the same source. I have to think he had more than just criminal on MRD given his insistence and his role.

Then why didn't he just tell us? Why didn't the email say that MRD had scanned as Luca or whatever is implied here.

I unabstained to Sigurd because I was pleased by the good words Tincow said. It made sense, is what I'm saying.

[Montmorency]

Sorry, but who was the scummy doc?

[El Barto]

Why all the fluster Monsignor Morency?



This game is crazy!

[Populus Romanus]

Sorry, but who was the scummy doc?

Myself.

[Renata]

Then why didn't he just tell us? Why didn't the email say that MRD had scanned as Luca or whatever is implied here.

That was a long time ago that TinCow referred to MRD as a Luca. I'm amazed you remembered it, I never would have. Yes, I'm insinuating you remember it for a reason.

TinCow wasn't born yesterday. Drop dead bandwagons reveal nothing. Iffy uncertain ones, on the other hand? Full of information. Like just maybe someone saying he's going to abstain, then inexplicably changing his mind when the dead townie offers a tasty and safe bandwagon.

I unabstained to Sigurd because I was pleased by the good words Tincow said. It made sense, is what I'm saying.

It made no sense. I'd FOS every single one of you if it wouldn't catch as many townies as otherwise. But I think you had a reason other than pure opportunism or anyone-but-me-itis.

vote: Montmorency

[Memnon]

Hey, you're no scum, you're simply a comrade!

[Jolt]

I thought I'd already been WoG'd. Just skipped some 50 pages. Studying in the morning and working in the afternoon until the night renders me unable to read walls of text, much less a thread with 70 pages.

Vote: Sasaki

Because in Capo he always is or becomes a gangster.

[Montmorency]

That was a long time ago that TinCow referred to MRD as a Luca. I'm amazed you remembered it, I never would have. Yes, I'm insinuating you remember it for a reason.

TinCow wasn't born yesterday. Drop dead bandwagons reveal nothing. Iffy uncertain ones, on the other hand? Full of information. Like just maybe someone saying he's going to abstain, then inexplicably changing his mind when the dead townie offers a tasty and safe bandwagon.

Of course, I disagree with your analysis.

Bandwagons of any sort will reveal anything you want them to, I'm afraid. After all, we presuppose our conclusions when we examine them in retrospect.

It made no sense. I'd FOS every single one of you if it wouldn't catch as many townies as otherwise. But I think you had a reason other than pure opportunism or anyone-but-me-itis.

vote: Montmorency

I did. I thought it made sense. It still does.

[Sprig]

Any reason to let him live?

vote: Montmorency