Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

2400 Plaza del Universo
Radio City building, Suite 501
Fatlington, New Jersey

Walkin' tall machine gun man
They spit on me in my home land
Gloria sent me pictures of my boy
Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death
My buddy's breathin' his dyin' breath
Oh god please won't you help me make it through

The Final Countdown with Santino "Saucy" Slice Senior




"Good evening Fatlington. It seems they've taken my son, DJ Saucy slice, and arrested him on some trumped up charges of being a criminal mastermind behind everything that happens in Fatlington.... organizing no less than four mafia families together in alliance, running the La Resistance vigilante group, forming Vode's Hand, creating doctors left and right, and plotting the downfall of the Fatlington Police department AND the FBI of the United States.

Well, let me just say this: That's one crazy story. I don't believe it for a second.


As the General Manager of Radio City Fatlington, I can vouch for my son's innocence in this case. You see, he has a solid alibi. He is the Neutral Avenger, and has been too busy delivering pizzas at night and doing his radio show during the day to operate a scheme of this.... magnitude.

In truth, I must admit that it was me behind it all, not DJ Saucy Slice. The boy is innocent. And the charges against him must be dropped.

I admit that I am a member of the Mafia Commission, sent here to ensure the victory of the Mafia over the innocent townies of Fatlington. On the streets, I am referred to as "The Wolf". It was I who requested the song to play at the Anachronism hour.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Welcome to a city that'll bring you to your knees
It'll make you beg for more, until you can't even breathe
Your blindfold is on tight, but you like what you see
So follow me into the night, cuz I got just what you need
We're all rollin' down the boulevard, full of pimps and sharks
It's a [censored]' riot, we've been dying to start
You better grab a hold cuz now you know you're falling apart
You thought these streets were paved in gold
but they're dirty and dark

Been to hell!
I can show you the devil!
Down you fell
Can't hold yourself together
Soul to sell
Down here you live forever
Welcome to a world where dreams become nightmares!

In the belly of the beast, I'm a wolf amongst sheep
At the bottom of the hill, but at the top of the street
Above the boulevard, schoolyard, victim of deceit
And you're running hard, but this wolf it's always at your feet
Yeah you've seen it all before, but the wolf's outside your door
And you're old enough to run, you ain't hiding anymore
Another victim of the star spangled banner of the street
Now you're in the world of the wolves
And we welcome all you sheep

You need to wake up and face it
So you can taste my reality
Now you're stuck in this place you hate
And you came here so happily
Then it made you lose your faith
And that's what [censored] with your sanity
Say goodbye to your soul and say hello to your vanity
Hollywood is your friend, and the undead are your family
We'll take you to the edge, and turn your regret into agony
And I'll never let you go, cuz I know you'll come back to me
I'm the reason you came here, I'm the American Tragedy

Welcome
Welcome to a world where dreams become nightmares!
Welcome

I have been sending messages to my allies and the town itself. You see, I have been trying to get into contact with the Barzini and the Tataglia for some time, and to convince everyone to become wiseguys, if they knew what was good for em, or Rogue Detectives as well, since they can also become Mades.

A few doctors here and there never hurt anything. It's Surgeons you gotta watch out for. All Doctors are still considered mafia accomplices.

I am the wolf amongst the sheep, I admit it. But I promise you this much, if you touch my son Saucy Slice, you won't live to regret it.

In the meantime, I, Santino Slice Sr, will be taking over as leader of the La Resistance group. Those of you who wish to become rogues, doctors, or wiseguys, will continue under my lead.

Those of you who wish to desert may do so in an orderly fashion, sending me a letter of resignation. No harm shall befall you for making this honorable choice.

It is only those who make false promises who will taste the wrath of Santino. Like Director General Hankerchump.


We could have been mates, him and me. But that's all gone now.


Arrivaderci, sneeze rag. For your days as Director are numbered, and once you're out of that chair, it will belong to me, as will your head.



I give you the kiss of death. Smooches, sugar pie. Good night, and good luck.





If you would like to join the mafia families of Fatlington, or wish to be considered neutral in the matter, contact General Manager Santino Slice at 1-855-DJ-SLICE. This is the wisest move you can make, I assure you. If you wish to remain a townie, then I urge you to consider doing protection groups only. It is how you can remain alive without interfering with the family business.

If you step out of line and perform an unauthorized vigilante kill, you will never be considered mafia material, and you will die as a salt of the earth Fatling, having won no battles, achieving no glory, and will be buried in an unmarked grave at the bottom of the river.



Sincerely yours, Santino."

[Cahoma]

Not that it matters anymore, but Unvote; Vote: ATPG

[GeneralHankerchief]

Look at me, I'm quaking in my little Director's boots.

[BillMc]

RL death in the family, I'll be pretty much afk for the rest of this week.

Vote: Abstain
for the rest of this calendar week.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Look at me, I'm quaking in my little Director's boots.

Goooood..... you should be.


YOU

SHOULD

BE




Red Pill Count: 7
Blue Pill Count: 0

[sturmhauke]

Sorry to hear that Bill, take care.

[Jarema]

I wake up today... and... what I see?
That I am late to the great party of hanging!

Anyway, unvote; vote:ATPG altough it is meaningless now

Thanks for a note, GH!

[Diamondeye]

Teehee

Beefy!
What's the timer says?

[Montmorency]

The FPD defends this town, not to protect these stones, but the townies living within these walls.

The town must prevail!

[Askthepizzaguy]

The FPD defends this town, not to protect these stones, but the townies living within these walls.

The town must prevail!

The town will prevail, as Made Gangsters.

Why rely on the police? They can't save you. A tommy gun and a gang of like-minded thugs can.

The police can't be there to protect you 24/7, but the Family can. The Family actually cares.

The suffering of the innocent compels me to take a stand. We don't need to be victims of violence. We can be the perpetrators!

[GeneralHankerchief]

The town will prevail, as Made Gangsters.

Why rely on the police? They can't save you. A tommy gun and a gang of like-minded thugs can.

The police can't be there to protect you 24/7, but the Family can. The Family actually cares.

The suffering of the innocent compels me to take a stand. We don't need to be victims of violence. We can be the perpetrators!

[Diana Abnoba]

OMG!!!! WT!!!!

Okay this all smells like a set up to me (both GH and ATPG are in together), but just to be on the safe side; Unvote; Vote ATPG, because you can never be sure of him, ever!

Unselect: GH (you need to be watched as well, very closely).

[Askthepizzaguy]

OMG!!!! WT!!!!

Okay this all smells like a set up to me (both GH and ATPG are in together), but just to be on the safe side; Unvote; Vote ATPG, because you can never be sure of him, ever!

Unselect: GH (you need to be watched as well, very closely).

Et tu, Abnoba?


I could understand Corporal Capeman over here not siding with me, he's been sneezed on for far too long to ever trust anyone, but thou?

Thou art my heart, my body, and my very soul.... you set my night ablaze like no other.... Anju and Kafei still exist, within my dreams.

Dearest Abnoba, I prithee take thy knife from my chest, and let me die alone, suffering not from the pain of thy blade, but thy intent.

Fare thee well, long lost love! I shall remember you to the last, always with fondness in my heart.

Goodbye my darling one. Beware snakes in General's clothing.

[Diana Abnoba]

OOC

So sorry to hear that news Bill, take care of yourself and your family.

[GeneralHankerchief]

OOC

So sorry to hear that news Bill, take care of yourself and your family.

Seconded, real family matters trump fake Family matters ten times out of ten. My condolences, man.

[Visor]

RL death in the family, I'll be pretty much afk for the rest of this week.

Vote: Abstain
for the rest of this calendar week.

Sorry to hear that.

[Diana Abnoba]

Et tu, Abnoba?


I could understand Corporal Capeman over here not siding with me, he's been sneezed on for far too long to ever trust anyone, but thou?

Thou art my heart, my body, and my very soul.... you set my night ablaze like no other.... Anju and Kafei still exist, within my dreams.

Dearest Abnoba, I prithee take thy knife from my chest, and let me die alone, suffering not from the pain of thy blade, but thy intent.

Fare thee well, long lost love! I shall remember you to the last, always with fondness in my heart.

Goodbye my darling one. Beware snakes in General's clothing.

And I shall remember you with fondness, my love, as you hang by your neck and die. But alas, not to worry about me, my love, I am aware of snakes in General's clothing (as stated in my previous post), along with snakes in other clothing, as well. A final kiss goodbye then

[sturmhauke]

How romantic.

[Askthepizzaguy]

A final kiss goodbye then

Ah, yes, Diana.... the TRUE kiss of death.

But the sweetest kiss of them all. Thank you for this final gift, my love...

[Monk]

Your overconfidence is your weakness, ATPG.

On the first night of this terrible storm you were attacked. Out of true concern i offered you my services.. but it seems I misjudged you. Fortunately for me, you also misjudged me as well. I will not abide the creation of killers to bolster the ranks of the 'Mafia', and though this action may be enough to earn the ire of those who once ignored me, i feel I cannot stay silent.

Just a few short moments ago, a letter went out to many in this town detailing PizzaGuy's plans. He was informing his inner circle of the fact he was mafia, and offering them the chance to "join him" by taking the red pill. But he made a fatal mistake.. you see Pizza, in your haste to set your affairs in order before your untimely death you have revealed your entire network.. or at least, the 'trustworthy'.

Perhaps this is a ploy to further test my loyalty, but seeing as the letter i recieved was post marked with ALL of these names upon it, i can hardly see it as such. They all recieved this same letter, of that I am sure, and as such can never be trusted by those faithful to the cause of the town again.

Listen to me, brothers and sisters, i beg you - the names on this list CANNOT be trusted as they are all apart of Pizzaguy's inner circle.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside
issaikhaan
Jarema
Johhog
Jolt
Kennigit
Khazaar
Krill
landlubber
LazyMcCrow
Lewwyn
Memnon
Neri
Nightbringer
Niklas
Oh! TheLastDays!

Hello.

Firstly, it is true. I'm mafia, and The Wolf.

I win with whichever family wins. The long, elaborate plans I sent GH and others were to sniff out leaks and see who could be trusted.

Obviously, GH cannot. But you guys have been with me since the beginning, most of you, and you're loyal Fatlings.

We will continue to make mades, wiseguys, rogues, and other goodies. No need for you to remain townie any longer. Stick with me, and I will show you lols you've never before seen.

If you are a doctor, the path is longer back to where you belong, but you won't be turned away. Go wiseguy ASAP, or offer to protect some gangsters. Your choice.

You can also just protect each other, I won't take offense.



In case you're wondering, I still have the full support of the mafia and most everyone I've spoken to who had been working with me prior. You're among friends.

It was I who allowed GH to make this attack upon me, but I assure you, we are quite safe from his pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best gangsters awaits him.

Oh.... and I'm afraid that the protection shield around me will be QUITE operational when his vigilantes arrive....

Best bet for the Director would be to try to escape Fatlington altogether, but as he will soon find out, there is only one way out; in a body bag.

I know you're more interested in victory than siding with this fool. Lend me your support, and I will lend you mine.



And for those of you concerned Oh, Pizza has too much power, whine whine. Yeah, well I was only planning on leading this little effort until you all achieved the goals/roles you desired. After that, since I have little vested interest in the outcome, please by all means form your own gangs, go independent, start a war.... it's all in good fun.

I intend to retire as Director, keeping a watchful eye on all my mafia and mafia-affiliated children.


Together, we can bring peace and prosperity to New Jersey. Or, failing that, lots of cash and booze.



I may send you individual PMs momentarily. Just got off a long, troubling shift at work, and going off to meet the girlfriend, and somethings are just more important than this game, HOWEVER!

I will send out group actions and get as many of you recruited mafia as possible, before the end of night.


PLEASE PM ME BACK:

Opt-out: You take the blue pill, and you stay in wonderland, with GH and his silly dreams of being townie.

Opt-in: You take the red pill, and I show you the true nature of the dark side.

Send me nothing, and you can consider yourself a target. No offense.

With love,

The Mafia.

None of them have taken the blue pill, he has revealed at least 7 of which have taken the red. I cannot support this. I will NOT see this town destroyed for their greed. Long live the Town. Long live the Directer!

Be vigilant for me, Fatlingtons.. i fear I shall not survive another night.


Vote: Abstain

[Askthepizzaguy]

Red Pill count: 12
Blue Pill count: 1

And if you think it's propaganda, by all means wait and see what happens tonight.

When the groups still do as I ask, it will be obvious you guys all took the red pill. Except mister skeptical, who I still have to convince.



Director Hank, surely you didn't think YOU were in charge of Fatlington? You're nothing more than a figurehead that managed to get re-elected over and over due to the Family's support.

That support disappears, and then you do.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your overconfidence is your weakness, ATPG.

Your faith in your friends is yours.

Listen to me, brothers and sisters, i beg you - the names on this list CANNOT be trusted as they are all apart of Pizzaguy's inner circle.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside
issaikhaan
Jarema
Johhog
Jolt
Kennigit
Khazaar
Krill
landlubber
LazyMcCrow
Lewwyn
Memnon
Neri
Nightbringer
Niklas
Oh! TheLastDays!

None of them have taken the blue pill, he has revealed at least 7 of which have taken the red. I cannot support this. I will NOT see this town destroyed for their greed. Long live the Town. Long live the Directer!

Be vigilant for me, Fatlingtons.. i fear I shall not survive another night.


Vote: Abstain

ROFLCOPTER

My goodness, in alphabetical order, approximately the number that matches the PM limit. [Admittedly, the middle part was smaller than the end pieces]

Could it be a snippet of the entire town I sent it to?

Or does the entire town literally support me?

And why can't it be both?

Silly Monk. You go squish now.

[Sprig]

Your overconfidence is your weakness, ATPG.

On the first night of this terrible storm you were attacked. Out of true concern i offered you my services.. but it seems I misjudged you. Fortunately for me, you also misjudged me as well. I will not abide the creation of killers to bolster the ranks of the 'Mafia', and though this action may be enough to earn the ire of those who once ignored me, i feel I cannot stay silent.

Just a few short moments ago, a letter went out to many in this town detailing PizzaGuy's plans. He was informing his inner circle of the fact he was mafia, and offering them the chance to "join him" by taking the red pill. But he made a fatal mistake.. you see Pizza, in your haste to set your affairs in order before your untimely death you have revealed your entire network.. or at least, the 'trustworthy'.

Perhaps this is a ploy to further test my loyalty, but seeing as the letter i recieved was post marked with ALL of these names upon it, i can hardly see it as such. They all recieved this same letter, of that I am sure, and as such can never be trusted by those faithful to the cause of the town again.

Listen to me, brothers and sisters, i beg you - the names on this list CANNOT be trusted as they are all apart of Pizzaguy's inner circle.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside
issaikhaan
Jarema
Johhog
Jolt
Kennigit
Khazaar
Krill
landlubber
LazyMcCrow
Lewwyn
Memnon
Neri
Nightbringer
Niklas
Oh! TheLastDays!

Alphabetical Order. Nice !

EDIT: Beaten by ATPG.

[TheLastDays]

Can snakes wear clothing?

Now bear with me for a moment before I'm off to class:

I sense "it makes no sense" around the General's corner. What is his plan after today?

Go Mafia? Well, after today, no family will ever trust him again just for the fact that he might out them the same way he outed Pizza today.
Stay Town? Slightly possible, only that he stated himseld that it's unlikely.

So, what's left? Are you an original Don, General? Because they'd be the ones who might want to get rid of the Wolf the most. Or are you planning your own up and coming Mafia family? My trust for you has been tainted.

unselect: GH

[Montmorency]

17-person inner circle? Wat.
By the way, what's the timestamp on that? In EST?

[GeneralHankerchief]

You know the funny thing, ATPG? This entire game, you're the one that's been bragging about your position.

Remember before this round, how you were persistently saying you were scanned and cleared by both the FPD and FBI? Yeah, they were dead silent on that issue. Wonder why.

And now you hide behind your facade of strength once again. I'll trust that red/blue pill count thing a lot more once it comes from someone besides yourself.

You're all talk and no action.

[Monk]

Hey, either I mess up and get squished and killed, or i got something. Figured it was worth the risk and added some silly flare.

I really underestimated how much work keeping up with this is, i haven't been following for weeks.

[Montmorency]

Or perhaps GH is the 5th Don. But the Pizza threat has grown too great. GH is not so strong as Pizza - if the latter can be defeated, then so can the former.

Sic semper scumanis.

[Visor]

This whole day....



I don't even know anymore. My personality leads me to respect ATPG's ballsy actions though.

Unvote; Vote: Abstain

I will have no more voting say in this farce.

Select: Thefluffyone

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know the funny thing, ATPG? This entire game, you're the one that's been bragging about your position.

Remember before this round, how you were persistently saying you were scanned and cleared by both the FPD and FBI? Yeah, they were dead silent on that issue. Wonder why.

And now you hide behind your facade of strength once again. I'll trust that red/blue pill count thing a lot more once it comes from someone besides yourself.

You're all talk and no action.

Psychonaut is FPD; he scanned me three times. That's why he's injured in the first place. Sorry Psychonaut, but you'd have to scan me a few more times to penetrate the wiseguy cover role. OBVIOUSLY not affiliated with the families, because I can't really join any of them.

Believer is FBI, and his scanner who can scan for guilt instead of commies scanned me, and I've also been cleared of commie-nism.

They're dead silent because they're a little gun shy. You know, gangsters have guns and want them dead. Not so much, I mean they're hardly a threat to me.


And GH, I've got more action than you'll ever get. Being a gangster has its..... privileges.