Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

This game has been on a hold so I have forgotten; who is our current director?
if possible, we should aim for a double lynch, I.E ATPG and Sturmhauke (if he really is don Cunio)

I'm your current Director, and I promise we will soon have this whole mafia infestation cleaned up. That's a re-election campaign promise.

Remember, I ordered Nictel brought down and he was absolutely mafia scum. Also, Earthling confessed to using communist code words. I'm pretty sure he was guilty of something. I was also the only one here brave enough to single-handedly pwn Don Tataglia in one-on-one combat. I made him weep like an infant.

All the pro-townies should follow my advice: Don't try to lynch me. The dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be game-breaking.

[God Emperor]

Sorry for the double post, but I think they are best kept seperate. Fact of the matter is that I have a gut feeling that ATPG is telling the truth and if so, then we have an obvious problem concerning 'who is going to be the next director'.
I am willing to step in as a candidate, if people are willing to support me ... and push for double lynches, as I think that seems necessary
Select: God Emperor

[Askthepizzaguy]

unselect, select: TheFluffyOne

Because he appreciates how awesome these Director selection votes are, the day after we selected a Director.

Next up, I nominate Kermit the Frog to be Secretary of Defense.

And Peasant Phill as Secretary of Agriculture! He's got the wheat-farming experience we need!

[Cahoma]

I don't think we should jump to conclusions about Sturmhauke before Sigurd have brought up some real evidence.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't think we should jump to conclusions about Sturmhauke before Sigurd have brought up some real evidence.

The cat's out of the bag, man! Hiding under a melon!

Nobody cares if sturmhauke's a mafia Don, they'd rather lynch me today. I'm warning you, I'll expose the Stracchi and the Corleone next if this wagon isn't reversed.

[johnhughthom]

That's just gosh-darned rude, you could have killed me while I was inactive, waiting until I'm able to play again and then killing me...

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's just gosh-darned rude, you could have killed me while I was inactive, waiting until I'm able to play again and then killing me...

You decided to put ponies in your sig, now you live with the consequences.

Figuratively speaking of course, not literally....

[johnhughthom]

You decided to put ponies in your sig, now you live with the consequences.

Figuratively speaking of course, not literally....

Glances into his bedroom.

Um, yes, figuratively...

[Death is yonder]

You know why pizza is truly Emperor Palpatine? Because his acting is truly superb

10/10 for illusions of mafia dominion

Anyway, lets not forget this pm from ATPG to landlubber, as posted by GH in post #2464:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I have connections to the Mob Lawyer. His function is to prevent lynches on scumbags. You're a scumbag, thing is, it's too late to protect you today.

Buuuuut.

We can protect you tomorrow. But it is a waste of his time to protect anyone besides me, unless he's sure that guy gets lynched.

So we are going to try to get you lynched except, we're going to be deceptive about it.

In this fiction, you will play the role of a big time mafia gangster, a Luca of the Cunnio family. [to protect your family's identity].

You will discuss recruiting me into the Cunnio family, with the toe-lopping kills. I'll pretend to be interested, and try to get the name of your Don and your Made, but you won't budge. I ask for a quicktopic where we can talk, and we make one, but only you ever show up. So I get all pissy.

And the story goes that I reveal you to the entire town tomorrow and demand you die.

So, the votes pile up on you, and you reveal.... you're not actually Luca Cunnio. You are THE WOLF.

HOLY !

You ask all gangsters to contact you so you can organize the mafia under your command.

The wagon on you becomes HUGE.

Then, you survive.



Then you explain OOOPS I survived that because I'm THE WOLF you geniuses.

So, they try to lynch you again the next day and it fails AGAIN.

And I protect you at night with a mafia-aligned doctor. For the epic luls.


This is going to be spectacu-licious. Trust me, I can do all of this flawlessly.

Double lynch on landlubber and pizza.

Unvote: ATPG
Vote: landlubber

Tally:
ATPG: 3(Cahoma, Peasant Phill, Shlin28)
sturmhauke: Sigurd
landlubber: DiY

[Riedquat]

Double lynch on landlubber and pizza.

Unvote: ATPG
Vote: landlubber

Do you think it is going to work?

Vote: Atpg
Select: abstain for the time being.

[Death is yonder]

Do you think it is going to work?

Are you going to stop me Riedquat?

[Riedquat]

Are you going to stop me Riedquat?

No! I'm going to help if it is going to work. Now, again, do you think it is going to work?

[Death is yonder]

No! I'm going to help if it is going to work. Now, again, do you think it is going to work?

He's a confirmed scum my friend. Why wouldn't it work? The question here, is not whether I think it's going to work, but rather, do you believe in lies?

Also, since shlin seems unwilling:

Unselect: shlin28
Select: God Emperor

For anyone unsure, I'm inclined to believe that GE is a figure that can and should be followed in these dark times. Unless you're telling me you want to select Captain Blackadder, who if I must remind you, is replacing GH, who deliberately lied about ATPG for unknown circumstances (proved by Tincow, our revealed Fatlington Police Detective).

And he seems willing to do the right thing:

I am willing to step in as a candidate, if people are willing to support me ... and push for double lynches, as I think that seems necessary

If you're telling me you don't want landlubber the confirmed scum dead, as well as ATPG the one who everyone has told everything to, then I'll be looking at you in a mighty curious manner.

All in one phase to.

Onward, to debunk the notion that the mafia control Fatlington's vote

You said it before in Netherworld III, though then it was to the cultists. You asked them to prove they had the manpower to dominate the town. And they did.

Will the mafia likewise act? Or will they show ATPG to be just a lul-seeking wiseguy? Find out, in the next installment of "The Wheeze-pire Strikes Back"

[God Emperor]

what DiY is saying is correct. Push for a double lynch of ATPG and Landlubber.
Vote: Landlubber

Every Townie that is ready to fight ATPG's endless propaganda, please contact me. The town is not the doomed little refugee camp that ATPG makes it up to be. I will inform you further on what is going to happen, and how we organize when I recieve a pm from you guys.




I am possitive on how this will work, and we have taken the necessary precautions so that the network will function efficient.
I look forward to hear from you We will strike the mafia, and we will strike hard!

[Riedquat]

He's a confirmed scum my friend. Why wouldn't it work? The question here, is not whether I think it's going to work, but rather, do you believe in lies?

Depends of the quality of the liar... I guess...

For anyone unsure, I'm inclined to believe that GE is a figure that can and should be followed in these dark times. Unless you're telling me you want to select Captain Blackadder, who if I must remind you, is replacing GH, who deliberately lied about ATPG for unknown circumstances (proved by Tincow, our revealed Fatlington Police Detective).

Please, re-enlighten me about the director lies, the lies that weren't later confirmed by public or private Atpg's comments...

If you're telling me you don't want landlubber the confirmed scum dead, as well as ATPG the one who everyone has told everything to, then I'll be looking at you in a mighty curious manner.

I didn't tell anything, just pointing out there is a big chance of someone messing the votes at late stage.

You said it before in Netherworld III, though then it was to the cultists. You asked them to prove they had the manpower to dominate the town. And they did.

Did I? I'm confused! I was cultist and you were a dead cultist... I don't remember asking such a thing because it was proven we were dominating the town at that time...

But I agree, I don't think the mafia controls anything at this stage.

[edse]

The risk for a double lynch to fail is too large, let's concentrate on ATPG. Select: God Emperor Vote: ATPG

[ByzantineKnight]

Vote: ATPG

[Riedquat]

Vote: ATPG

Sorry but you can't vote any more... you died some time ago...

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Sturmhauke probably is a don. I trust pizza to serve up someone guilty to save himself. Have you been in any confirmed protections sturmhauke?

[Montmorency]

Don't even think of trying to double lynch, town. Or do you expect the scum to just sit that one out?

[Askthepizzaguy]

I totally won't save myself at the last minute.

Pinky. Swear.

[Montmorency]

Ah. Has anyone noticed that there was no Neutral Avenger episode last night?

And a Serial Killer/Don just happened to start killing, for the first time, on N7?

Hmmmmm...

[Chaotix]

The lawyer isn't going to let ATPG be lynched. May as well forget about it till we kill the lawyer.

Vote: sturmhauke

[Askthepizzaguy]

Ah. Has anyone noticed that there was no Neutral Avenger episode last night?

The Neutral Avenger will return soon, sporting the same umbrella I used to kill J.D., Johnhughthom, Yaropolk, Pannonian, and DJGingivitis.




And now, a message from the Select Askthepizzaguy campaign.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Select Askthepizzaguy for Supreme Director of the Committee
When it's raining bullets, you can stand under my umbrella.

You had my heart
and We'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
but you still be my star
Baby cause in the dark
you cant see shiny cars
and that's when you need my there
with you I always share
Because

When the sun shines we'll shine together
told you I'll be here forever
said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath Imma stick it out till the end
Now that its raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
you can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

these Fancy Things
Will never come in between
You're part of my entity
if for Infinity
When the world has took its part
When the world has dealt it's cards
if the hand is hard
Together we'll mend your heart
Because

When the sun shines we'll shine together
told you I'll be here forever
said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath Imma stick it out till the end
Now that its raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
you can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under My Umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[TheLastDays]

vote: (Don) sturmhauke

select: Oh! TheLastDays!

There you have it, I don't trust any of you anymore.

[Death is yonder]

Please, re-enlighten me about the director lies, the lies that weren't later confirmed by public or private Atpg's comments...

GH claimed that ATPG was Luca Cunnio.

Our resident dead Fatlington Police detective Tincow, who was the one who brought this whole situation to the public limelight, by asking ATPG: "So how's the mafia alliance coming" - in near exact words which you can find somewhere page 81-82 or 83 if you are using 30 posts per page like me, says that ATPG: (Post #2721)

FYI, ATPG is just a wiseguy. He was hit with a role penetrating investigation on Night 5 that said exactly that and that he was not associated with any mafia family. I consulted with Seamus, and role penetrations cannot be spoofed or faked in any manner. The format of the investigation results also matches perfectly with the formatting of other investigation results PMs I have seen, right down to individual night variations, so the results themselves are not fake. ATPG is an unaffiliated wiseguy and nothing more. All of his text-walls and PMs about being anything else are just made up for his own personal entertainment and to direct the game in a way he thinks is interesting. He will probably try and form his own mafia family eventually, but he has not done so at the moment, he has no special role, and he is not some incredible Capo boogeyman.

Do with that information what you will.

Personally this indicates that GH has an agenda, the whole scenario is a power struggle even, or whatever it really was, maybe even aggrieved mafia, its not public yet whatever it is. Regardless, it showed that GH has lied and cannot be trusted, and thus neither can Capt BA.

I didn't tell anything, just pointing out there is a big chance of someone messing the votes at late stage.

We'll see who does that. Why would any sane townie want to avoid the double lynch taking place, or for that matter, any sane mafioso who wants to maintain his cover? And if Capt. BA doesn't execute them both, then he's a scumbag too, its as simple as that. Either they do what has been laid out for them, in the case of our two lynchees landlubber and ATPG, die, or they die later, that's all there is to it.

Did I? I'm confused! I was cultist and you were a dead cultist... I don't remember asking such a thing because it was proven we were dominating the town at that time...

We, the cult, were saying that it was pointless for the townies and whoever it was left to resist, because at the time they were saying how they should attempt to lynch john or someone and see who tried to save him, putting the cult's claims about numerical superiority/parity to the test. Indeed, we ended up forcing a lynch anyway. What is happening here is that instead, ATPG's claims are going to be put to the test.

The lawyer isn't going to let ATPG be lynched. May as well forget about it till we kill the lawyer.

So you're saying that basically Seamus put in a role that allows someone to stay lynch free for the entirety of the game? A mafia lawyer to boot? I strongly doubt that.

Sigurd's claims have no merit until he coughs up evidence. Even GH had some "evidence". I fail to see why anyone of any stature could believe it, unless they saw it provided a reasonable smokescreen for their scumbag actions. Sigurd pretended to be a communist leader. Now he suddenly knows who a don is? Remarkable.

How does he know sturmhauke is a don? Specifically Don Cunnio? Really. Along with all these ATPG's psychological intimidation and reverse psychology by endorsing sturmhauke, which is basically the only thing he has left to do, how remarkably cooincidental.

How is one to accept that Sigurd 'accidentally' stumbled upon the identity of a don? And who would tell him? Why him?

These are questions that are not being asked and one really has to wonder why. You certainly don't strike me as the type to sit down Chaotix. If you are hesitant about lynching ATPG because he's supposedly protected every day phase by a hypothetically imbalanced lawyer who can rescue him every day phase, then vote landlubber, our confirmed mafia scum.

If you vote for sturmhauke, you believe that:
1. Sigurd is telling the truth, which then begs the question of why YOU are not asking yourself those questions on the credibility of Sigurd's claim
2. You believe that the townies should all give up to the mafia

You don't strike me as a candidate in categories 1 and 2 Chaotix. Why are you really voting sturmhauke?
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tl;dr summary of the Sigurd Claims:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Joseph McCarthy:

"The State Department is infested with communists. I have here in my hand a list of 205—a list of names that were made known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping policy in the State Department"

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay, it was funny.... then it was less funny, now it's getting sad, so I'll just state it bluntly.

We selected GH/Blackadder yesterday. That means we don't get to select another Director until tomorrow.

If you guys make me Director, I promise to keep track of these sorts of things for you.



Also, Death is yonder, my eyes. Seriously. Bolding is sufficient.

[Death is yonder]

Why landlubber is guilty:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I have connections to the Mob Lawyer. His function is to prevent lynches on scumbags. You're a scumbag, thing is, it's too late to protect you today.

Buuuuut.

We can protect you tomorrow. But it is a waste of his time to protect anyone besides me, unless he's sure that guy gets lynched.

So we are going to try to get you lynched except, we're going to be deceptive about it.

In this fiction, you will play the role of a big time mafia gangster, a Luca of the Cunnio family. [to protect your family's identity].

You will discuss recruiting me into the Cunnio family, with the toe-lopping kills. I'll pretend to be interested, and try to get the name of your Don and your Made, but you won't budge. I ask for a quicktopic where we can talk, and we make one, but only you ever show up. So I get all pissy.

And the story goes that I reveal you to the entire town tomorrow and demand you die.

So, the votes pile up on you, and you reveal.... you're not actually Luca Cunnio. You are THE WOLF.

HOLY !

You ask all gangsters to contact you so you can organize the mafia under your command.

The wagon on you becomes HUGE.

Then, you survive.



Then you explain OOOPS I survived that because I'm THE WOLF you geniuses.

So, they try to lynch you again the next day and it fails AGAIN.

And I protect you at night with a mafia-aligned doctor. For the epic luls.


This is going to be spectacu-licious. Trust me, I can do all of this flawlessly.

This is a pm from ATPG to landlubber, posted by GH publicly in post #2464

There seems to be a beyond cooincidental referencing to the Cunnio Family, taking place once GH claimed that ATPG is Luca Cunnio. Now, supposedly landlubber is a Cunnio Made, and sturmhauke is Don Cunnio.

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Why GH is Shown to have manipulated his Evidence:

Several nights ago I got approached by an anonymous source who told me that he wanted protection on him for the night and that ATPG was Luca Cunnio. After some nice efforts by a few people, I've concluded that ATPG is likely Cunnio, and most definitely scum. But not is he only scum, he's also the type of scum that betrays his own kind.

So you've got an anonymous source who wants protection on him, when you don't even know his name? I see. So that somehow leads to you concluding that ATPG is likely Cunnio, and probably Luca Cunnio, and wait for it, he's actually something else and the Luca role is a cover! How detrimental to a single family, I doubt Seamus would allow it. Seems more reasonable to trust Tincow the Fatlington PD detective, who says ATPG is just a wiseguy who everyone revealed to, meta style.

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Then, contrary to his previously posted claims, he then posts a pm from landlubber, who gave it to him, GH, after receiving it from ATPG.

You will discuss recruiting me into the Cunnio family, with the toe-lopping kills.

Why would ATPG say this to landlubber if ATPG was supposedly already in the Cunnio family?

How would someone like GH overlook this very important fact? GH WAS manipulating the evidence to suit his own needs.
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Also, Death is yonder, my eyes. Seriously. Bolding is sufficient.

I apologize, but bolding and underlining loses its meaning after being done in bulk, due to the numerous number of important points, as well as get lost in the midst of bigger posts. Colours catch the eye.

With a short sigh, Fermanagh welcomed Captain Blackadder to the podium, indicating that the time for lynch was at hand.


OOC

Day Eight, lynch votes and selections, begins:

Phase ends:
1 Day, 4 Hours, 36 Minutes, 9 Seconds

Thanks for the patience, everyone. We'll do our best so you can too. Good luck, and thanks once again for bearing with us. Results will be out as soon as we can.

Remember, do NOT edit a post with a vote in it; post the change in a separate post.

Post by 'khaan (not GH sorry) to start off the phase.

[classical_hero]

vote:sturmhauke

[Death is yonder]

And thus the mindless sheep act continues.

Why are you voting for him classical? Because Sigurd somehow became the most reliable source in game with his bundle of substantiated evidence? And because taking a bet to leap through the flames for your one billion and two dollars is far better and safer than the one billion dollars you are already guaranteed now, with confirmed scums such as landlubber, and too knowledgeable on illicit activities and cooperative with the mafia - individuals like ATPG?