Capo di Tutti Capi IV [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

My sole request is that I die in a highly entertaining manner.

OOC- A combination of advancing the story arc I've written, plus a violent, brazen confrontation, and a heroes' ending.

I can't promise it will be particularly funny or slapstick, (this time) but it should be an enjoyable read.

[Double A]

vote: PopulusRomanus

[Populus Romanus]

Rise The People


Betrayed and lost

No Fatlington to fight for

A red October

[Montmorency]

The Communists must prove themselves now.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

The town does not surrender:

[Ishmael]

Sheesh, way to pile the pressure on guys .

[Choxorn]

Rise The People


Betrayed and lost

No Fatlington to fight for

A red October

The top line needs one more syllable.

[Kennigit]

hai guys I'm a townie and I think we should all be thinking about who we think are scumm!!1 COME ON TOWN, WE CAN DO IT

vote: PopulusRomanus

[Populus Romanus]

The top line needs one more syllable.

Poetry elitist. Obvious scum.

[Chaotix]

Vote: Chaotix

[GamezRule]

The top line needs one more syllable.

Simple fix. Put "left" in front of betrayed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Simple fix. Put "left" in front of betrayed.

You communists are always trying to put your left-wing views ahead of everything else. Frankly, I find it appalling.

[Ishmael]

It's a common failing of ours. We know we should be engaging in more civilised behaviour, like killing all the inhabitants of a town and dancing on their graves, but we just can't help ourselves.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's a common failing of ours. We know we should be engaging in more civilised behaviour, like killing all the inhabitants of a town and dancing on their graves, but we just can't help ourselves.

To be fair, we've only killed half of them so far. You give me far too much credit as well, seeing as I was responsible for only 2 of those deaths.

[Ishmael]

To be fair, we've only killed half of them so far. You give me far too much credit as well, seeing as I was responsible for only 2 of those deaths.

I notice you haven't denied the "dancing on their graves" part....

[Askthepizzaguy]

I notice you haven't denied the "dancing on their graves" part....

After the number of attempts on my life, I can't help but feel a little gratified.

[GamezRule]

I know you're only saying that to humiliate me!

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know you're only saying that to humiliate me!

Commie with a Mastercard?

You're a traitor to your cause. Why not join mine?

[GamezRule]

No, I'll be red till I'm dead!

[Ishmael]

Why stop when you're dead?

[GamezRule]

So I'll stay ahead?

[Erebus]

vote: fyremarble

I need to go load up the "I'm still alive" song from Portal.

[Populus Romanus]

I hope DJ Saucy Slice dies a horrible, agonizing death being baked alive in a pizza oven.

[sturmhauke]

vote: abstain

[Askthepizzaguy]

I hope DJ Saucy Slice dies a horrible, agonizing death being baked alive in a pizza oven.

I wuv you too, schnookums.

Does this mean you won't be defending fyremarble anymore???

[Diana Abnoba]

Oh my, all this patriotism, it really is so touching. Very moving and beautiful.

[Diana Abnoba]

That would be a good way/write up for Pizza to die.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Diana, are any of your four lady avatars seeing anyone at the moment?

[Choxorn]

Poetry elitist. Obvious scum.

I'm dead.

[Diana Abnoba]

Well, sorry but one is, the other 3 are available. Which one would you like to meet.

[Death is yonder]

ATPG is the one who started the Earthling wagon.

@ DiY: I actually believed you were town, though your survival did surprise me. Why the sudden reveal?

I'm bored good sir

Its kinda sad to see a mafia dominated town and none of them glorying in it. I wish Andres and some others were alive, even though he would have probably been scum by now

I mean I've already had my say a couple of rounds back, posting large posts and all, no more point in that, this is probably one of the only ways I have left to have fun in public, after all, that being the main aim of this whole game

As to my survival, probably some kind soul (if any is still left in this town-forsaken Fatlington []) who noticed that I died Night 1 in The Island.

I'm not suggesting that we don't - however, you can't blame any surviving townies for being a bit paranoid by now. I'm merely providing an alternative to going to a living player for help, who is allowed to betray them, and instead offering them a dead player to contact, who cannot betray them to the mafia. I wholeheartedly support the idea of the town organising themselves, although I realise that it is probably a lost cause. Still, if you're a townie it gives you something to do, so you may as well contact one of us.

EDIT: Probably, but any mafia will realise that the 'townie' they try to out may also be an infiltrating mafioso. Besides, if the mafia have a grain of common sense they'll start trying to eliminate the other families soon. In short, they may as well pick randomly, as opposed to bothering to infiltrate a townie movement.

Really you know Ishmael, virtually any townie who has stuck through even with all this public charade is a brave soul who isn't going to betray anyone. Some might say there's honour in thieves, but it takes a different sort of man to be able to stare at his false accusers with resilience and determination even though they are going to kill him anyway.

Hope isn't dead for the townies, its like a dim lightbulb in an aircraft hanger, but still there nonetheless. True, you might say that we are getting lynched, getting killed and all, but isn't it better to join the townie defense network rather than to sit around waiting to die?

Its no wonder that prisoners of war sometimes rather escape and die trying than to bum around and be systematically exterminated. That's really what's it all about I guess, and it also sometimes works.

And really, you know what's funny?

The Stracchi are only trying to kill off the town because they have the majority in terms of mades (looking at votes against when fryemarble comes up). In the end, they know that if the townies worked together with their rivals (just a different word for "allied families" trust me ) they would lose, even if the townies ended up getting exterminated eventually.

What really tickles my funny bone is that it seems like all the other families are following along like sheep, accepting their defeat once the Stracchi turn on them at the last.

You know Cahoma, that's why I firmly believed that the little bird was telling the truth, I put credit in the fact that no sane mafia would go along willingly with this, knowing that if this carried on he was destined for failure and losing. For you, Luca Cunnio to accept death so blindly and willingly, even though everything else was compelling you to step away from failure, I couldn't accept it.

Yet if that is the truth, then hey, at least I've found humor in my own death

I will walk to death with my chin up and eyes forward, for if death is yonder, then at least I will be able to say that I tried, embracing death like an old friend. This game isn't over yet until the credits roll.

VIVA LA RESISTANCE! THERE IS HOPE!