Shepard's Xenophily in Mass Effect

[Subotan]

Meh, Tali was easy. Its like trying to hook up with a really drunken girl. Miranda FTW.

Unless you're FemShep >:[

[Secura]

Unless you're FemShep >:[

Hear, hear!

There may have been some chafing problems and he may have continuously brushed me off for 'calibrating'... but my beau was totally worth it.

[rajpoot]

Speaking of Tali, there's more than one reason why she's the best romance option in the ME series.

[Subotan]

Pff, Tali is adorable and sweet, and if you can't see that, then you probably don't have a soul.

[Hooahguy]

Yeah, adorable and sweet like a 12 year old.
I honestly felt like a pedo during her romance.

[Vladimir]

Yeah, adorable and sweet like a 12 year old.
I honestly felt like a pedo during her romance.

But you still went through with it.

[Hooahguy]

Well, yeah, since I had no idea Id feel horrible. Mind you, I didnt watch any of the romance vids on youtube before.

[Subotan]

Tali is just an introvert. Why would you think that she behaves like a kid?

[a completely inoffensive name]

Pff, Tali is adorable and sweet, and if you can't see that, then you probably don't have a soul.

[stratigos vasilios]

Also to a lesser extend the romance in DA:2, romancing the elf over the human. Although DA:1 was mainly human, I guess this point is kind of moot.

[Sp4]

Hehe...

When I first played throught ME1, I got into a conversation, where Liara and Ashley had a fight and I pissed both of them off. Then the romantic stuff popped up again here and there and I was like heeey... I am trying to play a video game here >_>

Then I played ME2 and pretty much from the get go, I knew what was going to happen, so I just tried to delay it as long as possible and in the end, I ended up giving Tali a cold... oh well... I never really liked Miranda, she annoys the crap out of me with her 'attitude' if you can call it that, besides, I seriously do not like her face but that is just me I guess.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Also to a lesser extend the romance in DA:2, romancing the elf over the human. Although DA:1 was mainly human, I guess this point is kind of moot.

Pretty sure Isabela is the "preffered" romance - woman's in the freaking trailer snogging Hawk.

DA:O had a surprising lack of elf-sex, especially in the XP's.

Actually, now that I write that - DA:O had loads of elf-sex, just not elf-relationships.

Shepard, well Miranda is just the actress (from Chuck) with a black dye-job, except I think they padded out her jumpsuit, so she's a big deal but maybe she's not meant to be a romance. As far as Ashley goes, irrc if you romance her in ME you can pick it up again in ME3, soooo....

I don't Bioware's doing "canon" anyway.

[Monk]

Hear, hear!

There may have been some chafing problems and he may have continuously brushed me off for 'calibrating'... but my beau was totally worth it.

Not to mention toxicity.. well.. lets just say 'cramping' was mentioned, if i remember right.

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but yeah, it was totally worth it

[a completely inoffensive name]

Hear, hear!

There may have been some chafing problems and he may have continuously brushed me off for 'calibrating'... but my beau was totally worth it.

Exactly! More proof that with either gender, Shep-shep is Xenophilic.

ME1: Generic soldier who sounds like Carth or shy, bisexual alien. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ME2: Generic soldier with elongated syllables or Mr. Reach & Flexibility HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[seireikhaan]

Exactly! More proof that with either gender, Shep-shep is Xenophilic.

ME1: Generic soldier who sounds like Carth or shy, bisexual alien. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
ME2: Generic soldier with elongated syllables or Mr. Reach & Flexibility HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You forgot Mr. Fish out of Water.

(okay, inversed, but whatever)