Hey, nobody is hosting this Large Mafia [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Something similar to the Dinner Party, yeah. Ok, let me get started on it.

Signups CLOSED, reserves WELCOME!


Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Believer
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Seon
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

[Askthepizzaguy]

"HEY! Nobody is hosting this Large Mafia!"




Everyone looked up at Askthepizzaguy. What was he on about this time?

"Well, it's just... you know, the Gameroom. It needs to have more Mafia!" said Askthepizzaguy.

Really? Again? Didn't they just host like eighty billion of them in a row? Give it a rest already. Go play outside, it's a beautiful day.








Ok, back yet? Yeah it's nice outside. Nice and boring. Come and play mafia with me. I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more mafia!

"Except, I can't host it. I'm too busy." said Askthepizzaguy. "You host it, GeneralHankerchief."

"Oh heck no. I need a vacation from this mess. Plus, I'm having trouble carrying all my shiny new Hall of Fame badges. You do it, issaikhaan."

"Pass." said issaikhaan.

"Kagemusha, it's your turn anyway."





".....I am not Kagemusha."




"....What?"





"I am the Tiger of Kai.

The great and glorious Daimyo known as Takeda Shingen!

The most skilled and powerful warrior in all the world!

You will show proper respect!"






"Ooooookay, Kagemusha's drunk. Who else we got? White_Eyes:D, why don't you host a game?"



White Eyes just shrieks and runs away.






"How about you.... Chaotix?"



"Me?"

"Yeah, Zorro. You know how to host. Stop just standing there and host a game, already!" "Alright, how about somebody new, like Pharaoh!"

"My name is Pharaoh Ramese II!"

"Okay, we got the smiley just fine, but I don't have a joke for that one. I like this smiley idea though, what else we got?"

CountArach:

Okay, good, because he's a Count. Got it. I want moar!

Introducing Askthepizzaguy's GUESS THE SMILEY FACE GAME!!!

Ummmm........

Double A?

Oh, that's a toughie.

LazyMcCrow!?

SalmonSoil.

Rickinator9. Duh. Come on, give me a harder one!

Believer.

Captain Blackadder of course.

......BSmith.

Greyblades.

Call me.... Ishmael?

Diana Abnoba!?!

Okay, hold on a second. Mister T!?!? Seriously? Now I'm curious.

Tiaexz.

Why, that's obviously Andres.

And now, the harder ones!

Dave-Shaq. Get it!?!

Nightbringer.

Robbiecon? Because he's a con man, in jail? Maybe? I have no idea.

Jar-ema!

And now I'm running out of smileys.... Man this is rough!

Why, it's cthulhu...tes...?

And look at Riedquat, over there, um.... ried-ing.

It's Arrrrrrrrrrjos!

POP-ulus Romanus

Ummm.... Visor-SLASH.

He can Ed-se into your future!

And there's C-sargo!

She-on?

And finally, the most obvious one of them all.

It's obviously Zaccino. How could you not see it?

Askthepizzaguy began laughing maniacally.


"Yes!!! Yes!!! This is much more fun than hosting a Mafia game! I think I'll just go through the top 100 posters on the .org and make sure they each have their own smiley faces!

HA HA HA!!!

HA HA HAAA!!!

HA HAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAA HAAA HAAAA HAAAAHHH!!!!!"







*BANG*





Askthepizzaguy has been shot!

He's dead.

What do you mean, who did it? Who cares! We've got a Mafia game to play. Now, who wants to host the game so badly that they'd shoot Askthepizzaguy? We will soon find out!







Possibly alive enough to host this game: [32/33]

Andres
Arjos
atheotes
Believer
Bsmith
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
CountArach
Csargo
DaveShack
Diana Abnoba
Double A
Edse
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Jarema
Kagemusha
LazyMcCrow
Nightbringer
Pharaoh Ramese II
Populus Romanus
rickinator9
Riedquat
Robbiecon
SalmonSoil
Seon
Tiaexz
Visorslash
White_Eyes:D
Zaccino

Rather a bit too dead to host this game: [1/33]

Askthepizzaguy



BEGIN DAY ONE!

YOU MUST VOTE TO SEE WHO GETS TO HOST THIS GAME!!!

Kinda! That's the premise I'm going with. Just humor a dead Pizzaguy, all right?




Rules:

• You have 48 hours to vote during the day, 24 hours at night to twiddle your thumbs. Shouldn't be too hard.
• No quoting role PMs.
• No screenshots.
• No editing votes.
• Private communication allowed.
• The dead may speak.
• Votes must be bolded.
• Have fun, play nice, live long and prosper, or get lynched day one. But whatever you do, remember it's just a game, and be a good sport.
• I'm not playing the game and, yes, I'm dead already.
• Just your standard game, except the host is dead. No biggie, I don't do much of anything anyway.

Premise:

• The "mafia" sort of want to host this game. They'll kill anyone who tries to stop them. Look, fancy backstory! Better take a picture of it, before it escapes!

READYSETGO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Greyblades]

Vote: AskthePizzaguy's ghost

[Zack]

Vote: Riedquat

1. Reading leads to knowledge.

2. Knowledge leads to power.

3. ???

4. Fear leads to the dark side!

[Visor]

Vote: Zaccino

How DARE you have more smileys then the mafia!

[Zack]

Vote: Riedquat

Because I had to edit that last post.

How DARE you have more smileys then the mafia!

*than

[Visor]

Bite me.

This is mafia, not grammer school.

[Zack]

Bite me.

This is mafia, not grammer school.

*grammar

[Visor]

Why are yoo doing this to me?

[Askthepizzaguy]

He was obviously talking about Kelsey Grammer, who brought us the character of Frasier Crane for 20 glorious years.


Ooops I forgot I'm dead! ACK!

[Zack]

Why are yoo doing this to me?

That was intentional, I'm not correcting it. If you want to intentionally remain an uneducated Neanderthal, BE MY GUEST.

And it's because I covet your bowling championship.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Better than being Neandershort.

[Chaotix]

Vote: Riedquat

1. Reading leads to knowledge.

2. Knowledge leads to power.

3. ???

4. Fear leads to the dark side!

Hold on, Darth Zack. I thought you supported the Dark Side?

I'd vote for you, but it's too early for runaway bandwagons and my heart just couldn't take it if I was the one to seal your fate.

Vote: Visorslash

As I now have a stake in exactly how many posts this thread has, best get rid of the talkative ones first, I say.

[Montmorency]

Is that it?

Good...

Vote: Arjos for host.

[Arjos]

All those smilies are lovely! :D

Vote: Andres

He has booze, is there any other reason? ^^

[Diana Abnoba]

Very clever Pizza, all those smileys are adorable.


Vote: Monty for voting in a game he is not even signed up for.

[Montmorency]

Yeah, it was just a joke. After all, it would be pretty silly of me to forget...

[Diana Abnoba]

My post was a joke too, Monty.

Unvote: Monty

[Diana Abnoba]

Vote: Zaccino

How DARE you have more smileys then the mafia!

How do YOU know he has more smileys then the mafia my friend, are you mafia and are mad he got more smileys the you. TMI me thinks.

Well if you want more smileys, I can give you more smileys, and my vote. Vote: Visorslash

[BSmith]

vote: Chaotix. I hear he has lots of spare time now... enough to host this thing anyway.

[Csargo]

Vote:CountArach

Take that!

[GeneralHankerchief]

Vote: Visorslash

I need somebody to carry all of my shiny new HoF badges around for me.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Actually crap, didn't realize he already had 2 on him.

Unvote: Visorslash
Vote: Believer

[Hamata]

Vote: ask the pizza guy

[seireikhaan]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief. Rule of 3, bud.

[Populus Romanus]

Vote: Pharoah ramese II for formatting his vote wierd.

[atheotes]

Vote: Diana - i have always wanted to play in a game hosted by a Lady

[GeneralHankerchief]

Vote: GeneralHankerchief. Rule of 3, bud.

Ooh, I can give you warning points now...

[White_eyes:D]

Random.org at it's most impartial. Vote:Nightbringer

[CountArach]

Vote:CountArach

Take that!

You will not live to regret this. Scum.

Vote: Csargo