Things Strike Doesn't Understand About Modern Literature

[Tellos Athenaios]

4. Excessively long fantasy books. Those hours spent reading 20,000 pages of George Martin could've been better spent brushing up on economic policy or understanding the root causes of the Napoleonic wars. Dragons aren't real, it's high time adults realzie that

Reading 20000 pages of pure fiction by Martin is a positively sane choice when the alternative is 20000 pages of spin regurgitated on Fox and MSNBC. Plus, existence of dragons is positively probable by comparison.

[Strike For The South]

Reading 20000 pages of pure fiction by Martin is a positively sane choice when the alternative is 20000 pages of spin regurgitated on Fox and MSNBC. Plus, existence of dragons is positively probable by comparison.

But those are not the only two choices