Tim Larking banned from UK

[Vladimir]

Hah! I actually didn't think about that. But hey, I'd say it proves my theory!

And I talk about football. There is only one kind, even though some people confuse it with the sport called handegg...

Sorry dude. A handful of rugby players could kick the out of whole soccer team. That's taking into account that they mount teammates to protect them from the opposition.

Football is the sport where participants apply the foot to the ball.

Those who are better at applying foot to arse should decide that. Much like this Larking fellow.