Let's All Take the MMPI-2!

[Montmorency]

You are broody, aggressive, active, involved, suspicious and critical of others, naively trusting, outgoing, do not experience aggressive impulses, lethargic, have difficulty concentrating, cheerful, indecisive, insensitive, hostile,have issues with familial discord, guilty, alcoholic, sensitive, alienated, misunderstood, unloved, self-centered, a blamecaster, wished harm upon by others, apathetic, sadomasochistic, pessimistic, daydreamy, irritable, hyperactive, lacking control of your emotions, prone to sensory distortions, introverted, easily influenced by others, unconfident, obsessive, jealous, angry, anxious, talkative, excitable, emotional, domineering, resentful, fearful, fatigued, have sexual issues, discouraged, demoralized, preoccupied by health worries, a liar, grandiose, risk-taking, cruel, cold, argumentative, violent, experience illusions, competitive, passive, obedient, and unable to open up to others.

Overall, you are within a standard deviation of normal. However, you just may be a borderline depressive schizoid. I recommend you that you not kid and consult your psychiatric healthcare provider.

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Unfortunately, I'm not really qualified to diagnose anything with this clinical tool.

[Visor]

You are broody, aggressive, active, involved, suspicious and critical of others, naively trusting, outgoing, do not experience aggressive impulses, lethargic, have difficulty concentrating, cheerful, indecisive, insensitive, hostile,have issues with familial discord, guilty, alcoholic, sensitive, alienated, misunderstood, unloved, self-centered, a blamecaster, wished harm upon by others, apathetic, sadomasochistic, pessimistic, daydreamy, irritable, hyperactive, lacking control of your emotions, prone to sensory distortions, introverted, easily influenced by others, unconfident, obsessive, jealous, angry, anxious, talkative, excitable, emotional, domineering, resentful, fearful, fatigued, have sexual issues, discouraged, demoralized, preoccupied by health worries, a liar, grandiose, risk-taking, cruel, cold, argumentative, violent, experience illusions, competitive, passive, obedient, and unable to open up to others.

Overall, you are within a standard deviation of normal. However, you just may be a borderline depressive schizoid. I recommend you that you not kid and consult your psychiatric healthcare provider.

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Unfortunately, I'm not really qualified to diagnose anything with this clinical tool.

Thanks for that.

[rajpoot]

All right how did you get all that from what Visorslash posted?
Also many of those adjectives are synonymous.....

Put them up and I'll diagnose you.

JFR, while I appreciate the offer a lot (really I do), I'd rather be my own head shrinker.

[Visor]

You are broody, aggressive, active, involved, suspicious and critical of others, naively trusting, outgoing, do not experience aggressive impulses, lethargic, have difficulty concentrating, cheerful, indecisive, insensitive, hostile,have issues with familial discord, guilty, alcoholic, sensitive, alienated, misunderstood, unloved, self-centered, a blamecaster, wished harm upon by others, apathetic, sadomasochistic, pessimistic, daydreamy, irritable, hyperactive, lacking control of your emotions, prone to sensory distortions, introverted, easily influenced by others, unconfident, obsessive, jealous, angry, anxious, talkative, excitable, emotional, domineering, resentful, fearful, fatigued, have sexual issues, discouraged, demoralized, preoccupied by health worries, a liar, grandiose, risk-taking, cruel, cold, argumentative, violent, experience illusions, competitive, passive, obedient, and unable to open up to others.

Overall, you are within a standard deviation of normal. However, you just may be a borderline depressive schizoid. I recommend you that you not kid and consult your psychiatric healthcare provider.

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Unfortunately, I'm not really qualified to diagnose anything with this clinical tool.

As Raj said, a lot of them mean the same thing, and some are the exact opposite (sensitive, insensitive) and some aren't clear, or not even close to correct. Some are correct though.