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    Default The cure for nazism discovered!

    It's pot.

    Is this why conservatives oppose liberalizing pot? They're afraid they'll all turn into hippies? Also, it's good to see that a horrible case of child abuse and brainwashing had a happy end... Enjoy your new lives as productive members of society, Lamb and Lynx!
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Default Re: The cure for nazism discovered!

    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    It's pot.

    Is this why conservatives oppose liberalizing pot? They're afraid they'll all turn into hippies? Also, it's good to see that a horrible case of child abuse and brainwashing had a happy end... Enjoy your new lives as productive members of society, Lamb and Lynx!
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1103466


    Get at me son

    EDIT: fixed the link with another one. dont think it was working
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    It's pot.

    Is this why conservatives oppose liberalizing pot? They're afraid they'll all turn into hippies? Also, it's good to see that a horrible case of child abuse and brainwashing had a happy end... Enjoy your new lives as productive members of society, Lamb and Lynx!
    Well, given that the Pot puts holes in your memory, maybe they just forgot to be angry.

    Or, maybe - now stay with me here - you're medicalising being an uptight bigot?

    I used to be uptight, then I found Jesus and I love everybody!
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    So Elmo needs to take up smoking pot rather then hanging out at the zoo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    So Elmo needs to take up smoking pot rather then hanging out at the zoo.
    Heh saw that.... Common Hoah it's just a guy in a suit

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    I used to have a copy of Mein Kampf and lost it. Maybe it's short term memory thingy.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Eventually everything can be medicalised as after we can map exactly how the brain works we can call ways we don't like pathology.

    Pot, taken in very large amounts is detrimental to one's healh. Like Salt. Like sugar. Like Oxygen. Like water...

    An enemy that wishes to die for their country is the best sort to face - you both have the same aim in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    I used to have a copy of Mein Kampf and lost it
    That also kinda happened to our German neighbours

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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Pot, taken in very large amounts is detrimental to one's healh. Like Salt. Like sugar. Like Oxygen. Like water...

    Now now, water boarding isn't dangerous it's just a college level prank along with taking pot and of course not inhaling or having sex with that woman...
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    Quote Originally Posted by rory_20_uk View Post
    Eventually everything can be medicalised as after we can map exactly how the brain works we can call ways we don't like pathology.

    Pot, taken in very large amounts is detrimental to one's healh. Like Salt. Like sugar. Like Oxygen. Like water...

    What would be the point?

    That's expensive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    That also kinda happened to our German neighbours
    lol. :D
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    I used to smoke copious amounts of weed. I still smoke occasionally (about 3 times a week). And I feel fine. If I die, I'm going to die high.


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    Since I quited I sometimes lose control of my right arm and I need to shave more

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Since I quited I sometimes lose control of my right arm and I need to shave more
    So it had delayed puberty then?
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    So it had delayed puberty then?
    I shave my balls I think you have earned the right to know that

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    Fragony: collector of blades and has the balls to use them.
    Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
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    The rest is either as average as advertised or, in the case of the missionary, disappointing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    I shave my balls I think you have earned the right to know that
    Are there anyone who doesn't these days?
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Are there anyone who doesn't these days?
    I know! In the changing room the other day all I saw was bald snakes... I seem to wonder if I am the only man left alive who can't be bothered...

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    I don't shave my balls. I trim.

    Also...

    THREAD SUCCESS! From Nazi's to pubic hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    I know! In the changing room the other day all I saw was bald snakes... I seem to wonder if I am the only man left alive who can't be bothered...
    The thing is, if you shave your balls, do you do the bit on top? What about the top of your arse?

    Arse cheeks?

    Legs?

    Cheast?

    Back?

    I have hair pretty much everywhere, my eyebrows scurve around under my eyes and my hackles reach half way down my back. I shave the hackles when I get a haircut so it's all the same lenght, otherwise I just do the beard, and even that I find I increasingly can't be bothered with.
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    The golden rule is to remove any hair which could end up in other peoples throats.

    Gagging on pubic hair is NOT fun, kids.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Default Re: The cure for nazism discovered!

    My main gripe back when I shaved was.... How far back do you go?

    Top - no problem...
    Balls and sides - fair enough...

    But then it just feels strange to stop when you still feel hair left.

    So after a while you have to look yourself in the mirror asking yourself why your anal is shaved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    My main gripe back when I shaved was.... How far back do you go?

    Top - no problem...
    Balls and sides - fair enough...

    But then it just feels strange to stop when you still feel hair left.

    So after a while you have to look yourself in the mirror asking yourself why your anal is shaved
    For me the question is "how for down the thighs"....
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Are there anyone who doesn't these days?
    I can't be bothered, really

    Ok, society kinda forces you to pretend you're not a caveman, but there are limits...

    Quote Originally Posted by spankythehippo View Post
    Also...

    THREAD SUCCESS! From Nazi's to pubic hair.
    I was thinking the same
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    I am SO not missing the days when Banquo's Ghost ran the moderating here...

    Back then a member asked what "the carpet" meant in a sentence, and I replied "pubic hair", and got slammed with a warning...

    Kudos to the new mod staff... Keeping things under control, but not victorian control
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    I'm a monkey.

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    The question is....

    What is the difference between pubic hair and nazis? Is there any?
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    There is a branch of historians seriously pondering if the Hitler mustache wasn't just pubic hair and super glue...

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    Not sure about the glue, he WAS a bit of a dick after all

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    Those Hitler t-shirts are simultaneously the best and the worst.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    My main gripe back when I shaved was.... How far back do you go?
    Aye. I'm growing a fairly swanky beard currently, but when it comes to body hair there are a few areas I cannot abide: back, balls and moles. Mole hair is nasty.
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