Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE [Concluded]

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Did anyone else first read pool as poop?

Anyway, the poop pool is obviously a trick, the orb will probably make someone's head asplode, and the harpoon is just a really, really bad idea. You should try to haggle for something better.

Alright, well the pirate investigator has contacted me and he is still alive, but he does not want to be revealed for fear that there are more pirates. Of course this could all just be a ruse by the remaining ninja, which we cannot verify because the ninja investigator is dead. He says he can turn pirates back to normal cadets... so if this is true we have a theme now

... he PM'd you after you said you could unconvert zombies.