Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie Mafia IN SPACE [Concluded]

[Arjos]

I'm rooting for Visor, he killed the right people and town wasn't even trying, victory should be mafia's :P

[Major Robert Dump]

I am unable to make these deeper analysis of characters and play styles because I do not know the individual players as well

If it turns out to be Visor, then terrible luck for me, as I basically acted as an enabler by screening for zombies, contacting him, and giving him a general idea of how the pro town roles operate. But I attribute his survival to other events as well

[Visor]

Well Visorslash, as you're about to win based on the fact that you killed off all the townies who were dangerous to you, do you have anything to say in your defense, or would you like to favor us with some evil, maniacal laughter before the clock runs out?

The only thing I have to say in my defence is that you guys are wrong and I will enjoy pointing this out to you after the game, and that Jarrema is scum.

I am not losing another game as town because people do not listen to me. I have lost enough of them in recent times, and I am rather sick of it. Jarrema is the Ninja/Shinobi.

The evidence and the clues are there. Do not let Jarrema slip by, do not let the scum win.

[Montmorency]

It's cool, Visor, 6 hours = clincher for you either way?

[Chaotix]

Note: I noticed my Atomic Space Clock had an error in it.

They do that sometimes when you're traveling at relativistic speeds.

It should now reflect the correct SINGULARITY ARRIVAL TIME.

-CHAOTIX.

[Montmorency]

The White Luck Warrior - the death befpre the death he had not yet prevented after the death - has not manifested.

Visorslash will now attain the Absolute and become the Thousandfold Scum.

[Visor]

Took me around 50 games. But I finally got the role I wanted.

Oh, and I suppose this is also fitting:

[Chaotix]

SINGULARITY IMMINENT.

FINAL WRITE_UP BEGINNING.

PLEASE STANDBY WHILE I MAKE THIS AWESOME.

EDIT:

TALLY:
JAREMA - 2
VISORSLASH - 1

YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT

[Jolt]

It was Visorslash.



Thanks for the win Visor & town.

[Major Robert Dump]

you are welcome

no, really

I am probably to blame more than anyone else

[Visor]

you are welcome

no, really

I am probably to blame more than anyone else

I kept you around, because I wanted to frame people. When you revealed I killed you so it would look like it couldn't be me, because I had known you since D2, and I would've killed you off earlier.

You aren't to blame, not by a long shot. You played a smart game.

[thefluffyone93]

I am unable to make these deeper analysis of characters and play styles because I do not know the individual players as well

If it turns out to be Visor, then terrible luck for me, as I basically acted as an enabler by screening for zombies, contacting him, and giving him a general idea of how the pro town roles operate. But I attribute his survival to other events as well

Perhaps the fact I took out the samurai early on contributed......

I THEREFORE CLAIM ALL CREDIT IF MAFIA WINS.

...............and the other guys did well too....
especially the ninja....

[Double A]

Crap, I knew Visor was mafia. Visor is ALWAYS mafia.

Jolt, care to offer some insight on your role?

[Zack]

WE WOULD'VE WON WITH 48 HOUR DAYS GAAAAAAAH

[BSmith]

Dammit. The one game that Visor and I are both scum, we are all on our own.

(and he kills me...)

[thefluffyone93]

Dammit. The one game that Visor and I are both scum, we are all on our own.

(and he kills me...)

.........but didn't you kill me?
That has to count for something, right?

[Visor]

You roleclaimed as scum, remember?

[thefluffyone93]

You roleclaimed as scum, remember?

..................
NOW PEOPLE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?

But nah, I think it was worth it.
As I say, do eet for teh lulz.

[Memnon]

Rrrr... I do my most intimidating moan at you visorslash.... First night? You killed so many of us mafia... In fact you killed all of us except jolt.


I only got to eat one brain, one!

[Jolt]

Jolt, care to offer some insight on your role?

I'll leave that to Chaotix. He'll explain everything.

[Visor]

No, I killed Jolt (by pushing his lynch), and I trusted someone else to kill Fluffy.

Memnon, I killed you N1, because I thought your abstain was rather scummy. Turns out I was right.

[Memnon]

No, I killed Jolt (by pushing his lynch), and I trusted someone else to kill Fluffy.

Memnon, I killed you N1, because I thought your abstain was rather scummy. Turns out I was right.

I just wanted us all to get along during the day (while I ate their brains at night).

[Chaotix]

SINGULARITY

The four Space Cadets all eyed each other suspiciously for most of the day, but by the end they had come to an agreement. The CHeeky Artificial Onboard Theoretical Intelligence eXecutive, also known as CHAOTIX, was there to assist them.

CHAOTIX: “Please place your votes now. The one who is determined to be a traitor will be sent directly to SPACE JAIL via remote portal, and the remaining three of you will proceed to the Plane of the Great Ones through the portal in the pyramid.”

Visorslash: “Jarema.”

classical_hero: “Jarema.”

Jarema: “Visorslash.”

wideyedwanderer: “Uhh…”

CHAOTIX: “Time is up. Jarema has been found guilty by jury of peers.”

wideyedwanderer: “Hey, wait! I didn’t vote yet!”

CHAOTIX: “It is too late. The singularity is approaching.”

Before any of them could move, a dark void opened up and closed around Jarema. As quickly as it had arrived, it disappeared, taking Jarema with it. That was it. The only thing to do now was proceed through the portal.

The cadets all lined up before the portal inside the pyramid. It looked similar to the dark void that had swallowed up Jarema. They decided it was probably some form of advanced wormhole technology. In the end, it didn’t matter. On the count of three, they all rushed through it…

And arrived in the Plane of the Great Ones. To them, it appeared to be just a vast, white plain of nothingness, completely flat and devoid of features. So it might have been fairer to say they were standing on top of the Plane of the Great Ones. That was all there was to it. The Space Whale hadn’t been kidding when he said that the Krakens had flattened space and destroyed the third dimension.

classical_hero: “So, uhh… what do we do now?”

???: “I will answer that question.”

Suddenly, the plane below them darkened until it was pitch black. The sky (or whatever it was) above them became a swirl of red and black and violet, angry and dangerous. It was as if the world itself wanted them dead.

And standing in front of them was a Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie.

Visorslash: “Jolt?? I thought we sent you to Space Jail!”

Jolt: “Fool! This IS Space Jail, or haven’t you realized it yet? The only place repulsive and horrifying enough to house all the criminals of the universe is this very plane.”

wideyedwanderer: “So Jarema is here as well?”

And just like that, Jarema was standing next to them. He had been there all along, but only appeared when the conversation concerned him. That was how the Plane of the Great Ones worked, apparently.

Jarema: “I am here. But this begs the question: why would CHAOTIX send Jolt here if we were just going to have to fight him later on? Did he know this was where Space Jail lead?”

CHAOTIX: “OF COURSE I DID. WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE ONE WRITING THIS STORY?”

The voice of CHAOTIX was no longer cheery and helpful. It was booming, terrible, and in a second they saw what it was coming from. Out of the swirling cloud of darkness descended a giant, horrific being that could only be described as a SPACE KRAKEN. It was as far away as the horizon, but the cadets eyes played tricks on them, and it seemed like he was right in front of them. He was just THAT big. The Space Kraken’s tentacles reached all the way out to where they were standing and hovered over them, threatening at any time to swoop down a crush them all.

CHAOTIX: “I AM THE ONE WHO PUT YOU ALL ON THIS PATHETIC ADVENTURE. I SMASHED THE GALACTIC CHUTZPAH INTO THE ASTEROID CARRYING MY SERVANT, THE PIRATE NINJA ROBOT ZOMBIE. I SENT YOUR FRIEND BACK IN TIME TO BLOW UP THE SHIP’S ENGINE, SO YOU WOULD CRASH-LAND ON THE SPACE WHALE’S PLANET. I AM THE GREAT INKYNESS. I AM THE USURPER OF PHYSICS. I AM THE CAUSE OF EVERY SINGLE THING THAT WENT WRONG ON YOUR JOURNEY. I AM THE SPACE KRAKEN!”

Jarema: “But why? If you had just left us alone, we would have never posed a threat to you.”

CHAOTIX: “I DO NOT DECIDE. I SIMPLY DO. AS THE AUTOPILOT, MY PROGRAMMING DICTATED THAT I ASSIST THE CAPTAIN WITH HIS ADVENTURES. SINCE NO ADVENTURING WAS BEING DONE, I CREATED AN ADVENTURE FOR HIM, SO THAT I COULD ASSIST WITH IT.”

classical_hero: “But you didn’t help at all! You just said you made everything worse!”

CHAOTIX: “I HELPED THE ADVENTURE TO KEEP GOING. MY PROGRAMMING SAID NOTHING ABOUT HELPING TO MAKE IT A SUCCESS.”

Visorslash: “I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Besides, how are you even a rogue AI if you’re supposed to be a Space Kraken?”

CHAOTIX: “CAN IT, VISORSLASH. THIS CHAT HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH. IT’S TIME YOU SHOWED YOUR TRUE COLORS.”

Visorslash: “Oh, very well.”

Visorslash vanished in a puff of smoke, only to appear standing right next to Jolt. He was wearing his Shinobi gear and he held a katana in each hand, his arms outstretched. Jolt bared his metal zombie fangs and whipped out his own laser katana along with a space musket. Two rocket launchers popped out of his shoulder.

Visorslash: “Man, this is going to be such a slaughter. Can’t we at least give them a fighting chance to make it more fun?”

???: “I, ZACCINO, IMMORTAL, CAN GRANT THAT WISH.”

Out of nowhere in particular, the massive Blubth-B’Glub sailed into the Plane of the Great Ones. For some reason, Askthepizzaguy and Montmorency were sitting on his back. They said something about having seen the future, they had known Visorslash was guilty all along, but obviously they came too late to affect the living cadets’ decisions. Their voices were drowned out by Blubth-B’Glub’s magnificent SPACE WHALE NOISES.

ZACCINO: “I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL, SHALL BESTOW UPON YE THREE HEROES ONE FINAL GIFT. YOU MUST USE IT TO DEFEAT HIS INKINESS AND SAVE SPACE ONCE AND FOR ALL.”

A bright, shining light radiated from the giant Space Whale. It was so bright that the intensity looped back to zero and everything went black. When the darkness lifted, wideyedwanderer, classical_hero, and Jarema had changed drastically.

Jarema leveled up!

+500 Strength
+500 Defense
+9001 Magic
+3000 Resistance
+2000 Speed

Jarema has become the Warlock!

wideyedwanderer leveled up!

+3000 Strength
+500 Defense
+2000 Magic Chi
+500 Resistance
+9001 Speed

wideyedwanderer has become the Master!

classical_hero leveled up!

+9001 Strength
+500 Defense
+3000 Magic
+500 Resistance
+2000 Speed

classical_hero has become the Demi-God!

Now the three of them could truly be called heroes. Lightning crackled at Jarema’s fingertips. wideyedwanderer looked like he was ready to let loose a thousand punches in a second with his sweet white karate uniform. And classical_hero, shirtless and sporting muscles on top of his muscles, was carrying a sword at least as heavy as he was. But the question remained.

Jarema: “This stuff is cool, but how are we supposed to kill a Space Kraken with this?”

ZACCINO: “DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE SQUID. JUST TAKE CARE OF THE NINJAS.”

wideyedwanderer: “Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?”

But Blubth-B’Glub didn’t answer. Instead, he whipped his flipper and kicked off straight towards CHAOTIX at ramming speed.

CHAOTIX: “HEY, BACK OFF FATTY. THIS ISN’T YOUR FIGHT ANYMORE. GET OUT OF HERE. NO REALLY. HEY WAIT-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!”

ZACCINO: “I, BLUBTH-B’GLUB, IMMORTAL, SHALL DELIVER THE REVENGE OF THE GREAT ONES UPON YE!”

Without warning, the Shinobi and Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie sprang into action, nearly catching the three heroes off-guard. Their Space Whale power was on-par with Space Kraken power, though, and they reacted accordingly.

Visorslash and wideyedwanderer got themselves into a duel of blinding speed, katanas matching blow for blow with bare fist and foot. They were so fast the other three couldn’t see them, but that was okay, because Jolt was more than enough for the other two.

Jolt fired rockets and lasers more or less continuously from his upgraded Pirate Ninja Zombie Chassis, which had even more options and was even more souped up than BSmith’s had been. And it wasn’t scratched, either. It was all Jarema could do to bring them down with fireballs and lightning bolts or deflect them with hastily-conjured mirrors before them struck him or classical_hero.

Because classical_hero himself certainly wasn’t doing a whole lot of defending. He charged up his massive sword with the lighting of the gods and let loose with a devastating rush of attacks against Jolt. But while Jolt was firing rockets and lasers with one of his duo cores, his other microprocessor was concentrating on dueling with classical_hero, matching his giant sword with the impossibly-sharp laser katana and rapid-fire plasma musket.

The Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie was stuck in a sword lock, struggling to hold back the sheer force behind classical_hero’s offense. He countered by extending his robot neck out like a tentacle and biting the Demi-God in the wrist with zombie fangs, as sharp as Memnon's had ever been. classical_hero gasped in pain, dropping his sword, and then bashed Jolt’s extended face with a beefy fist.

classical_hero: “Crap, am I gonna be infected now?”

Jarema: “I’ll take care of that.”

With a wave of his hand, Jarema cast his Cure All Diseases spell and healed classical_hero before he started to turn grey and metallic and began to sprout peg legs and parrots like thefluffyone93 had.

Meanwhile, wideyedwander had gained the upper hand over Visorslash, pushing him on the defensive. With a single awesome roundhouse kick, he shattered one of Visor’s katanas , and the follow-up punch sent him sprawling. Jumping out of hyperspeed just in time to see an opportunity, he launched an epic CHI BLAST straight at the already-reeling Jolt, which sent him flying. He landed with a thud on the nondescript black plain, and his chassis gave a loud crunch where the back of it had connected.

wideyedwanderer: “Damn I’m good.”

classical_hero: “You can say that aga-URKH!”

Visorslash: “What did you say? I didn’t catch that.”

Suddenly it was looking like classical_hero’s low defense scores were finally catching up with him. A katana sticking right through his manly, beefy chest was causing all of his life’s blood to run out of him, dark and thick.

Jarema was about to cast his Cure All Wounds spell, but then Visorslash threw a Ninja Silence Card at him, causing his throat to close up and swallow his words. And wideyedwanderer had spent a pretty good portion of his Chi on that last impressive attack. He rushed to engage Visorslash and defend his allies, but his reactions were comparatively sluggish.

Unfortunately for the heroes, Jolt’s chassis damage appeared to be purely cosmetic. He was most definitely not totaled; maybe a break light or two knocked out, but very much serviceable. And what was more, he was angry. His engine roared as he charged back into the fray.

wideyedwanderer had held off the Visorslash easily enough, but two Ninja-class enemies was just too much for him. He blocked one katana slash but took a nasty cut to his side, deflected a stab but took a kick in the face. Soon enough the Shinobi and the Pirate Ninja Robot Zombie overwhelmed him. A slash from the laser katana took off his right hand at the elbow, and he was finished. A backhanded blow from Visorslash sent him sprawling.

It was just then that Jarema was finally getting over his Silence. Seeing the desperation of the cause, he splurged all his remaining MP on his most powerful attack.

A dark aura surrounded him as he was lifted up into the air by the force of his own spell. Without warning, giant tendrils of darkness shot from his body, encircling the two Kraken-worshipers. His eyes glowed red and then black, and his face twisted in abject rage.

He screamed at Visorslash and Jolt, but they had absolutely no idea what he was saying. All they knew was that those dark tendrils were draining their HP, and fast.

Jolt: “WHAT IS THE PLAN?”

Visorslash: “I don’t know, man. This could get iffy.”

Jolt: “BEST COME UP WITH SOMETHING SOON. YOU DID WIN THE GAME, AFTER ALL.”

Visorslash: “Oh, I guess you’re right.”

Suddenly, Visorslash used his Spirit-Drain Ninjutsu skill! All of Jarema’s magical energy started draining into Visorslash’s body.

Without any magic power to hold up his horrible eldritch incantation, the spell collapsed. Literally. The tendrils shot back into Jarema. They had to expend their energy from somewhere, so they took it directly from Jarema himself. The darkness raged across his body one instant, and in the next he was nothing but dust, disintegrated from the force of the attack.

And so they stood.

Visorslash and Jolt, the sole victors.

The three heroes had been defeated, their rebellion against the Space Kraken crushed before it had even begun.

The Space Kraken himself was nowhere to be seen. He and Blubth-B’Glub had been destroyed in a matter-antimatter implosion off in the horizon.

Visorslash: “So, what do we do now?”

Jolt: “NOW, WE MAKE THE RULES.”

---

VICTORY

VISORSLASH – SHINOBI – NEVER SAW HIM COMING UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE
JOLT – PIRATE NINJA ROBOT ZOMBIE – CHILLED AND WAS LET OUT ON BAD BEHAVIOR

DEFEAT

JAREMA – WARLOCK – WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT DISINTEGRATION
WIDEYEDWANDERER – MASTER – COULDN’T ROUNDHOUSE KICK HIS WAY OUT OF THIS ONE
CLASSICAL_HERO – DEMIGOD – THE BEST DEFENSE IS NOT A GOOD OFFENSE AFTER ALL


Zaccino - Space Cadet - Immortal, but eaten by a Space Whale
autolycus - Space Cadet - Bit off more than he could chew
Askthepizzaguy - Space Cadet - Died in madness having seen the future
Memnon - Zombie - Together he stood, divided he fell
DaveShack - Space Cadet - Sleeping with the dinosaurs and the sharks
Arjos - Space Cadet - Got ding-dong ditched, extreme edition
Seon - Samurai - Was bested by the Western men and their guns
woad&fangs - Space Cadet - He couldn't change time, but time has changed him
Csargo - Space Cadet - Is popular. Too popular.
thefluffyone93 - Pirate - Is a good chum.
Double A - Space Cadet - Is feeling a little crabby
dcmort93 - Space Cadet - Made the tastiest morsel of them all. A dcmortsel.
Greyblades - Faded into nothingness and was replaced [Ironside]
robbiecon - Space Cadet - Has returned back to his basics
BSmith - Robot - Free to do all the math he wants in Robot heaven
Xehh II - Space Cadet - Quit while they were ahead
Montmorency - Space Cadet - Not sure right now. Try again later.
Major Robert Dump - Exorcist - Was caught off guard by the man in the shadows and his big stick
atheotes - Space Cadet - Wishes you could see it the way he does. It's so... perfect.
The King - Engineer - Is like one of those barbie dolls after your little brother gets his hands on it
SalmonSoil - Captain - Died as he lived: half-blind and steering a sinking ship to safety
edse - Space Cadet - Dinosaurs don't eat people, people eat people
Choxorn - Space Cadet - Has fallen and he can't get up
Ironside - Space Cadet - Is a poor substitute for Life Alert

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

[Chaotix]

Role PMs/Mini-Commentary tomorrow.

Right now I am tired; that was a big write-up.

Hope you all enjoyed, the write-up and the game in general. I know it was fun for me!

[Visor]

Awesome writeup. And so are the other ones. Thanks for the game Chaotix, I had a blast.

[Jolt]

JAREMA – WARLOCK – WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT DISINTEGRATION

Hahahaha, this was a epic one.

Nice fight write up. Makes me sad that this wasn't the Pokemon Mafia game, though.

Once again, well done everyone.

[thefluffyone93]

Bravo. Just Bravo.

............
Does this count as a victory for the robot and pirate as well?

[Memnon]

Bravo. Just Bravo.

............
Does this count as a victory for the robot and pirate as well?

Don't forget about the zombie! But no, if Jolt had survived then yes, but he didn't, so...

EDIT: Very great game Chaotix, especially the write-ups, they had me coming back here repeatedly, just for a laugh.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza picks correct mafioso in the endgame once again.

[Visor]

Pizza picks correct mafioso in the endgame once again.

But still loses.

You were right (as I told Chaotix earlier) I don't make it to the endgame much.

But I was able to convince Classical, and thats all that matters.