[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

[Double A]

Pizza, just so you know, I'm still here, I just forgot the day periods were super short. Twice.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I know- I am considering lengthening the day phases if it would help people actually play the game.

We used to do 24/24 all the time with no problems. Darn you real life! Why must you interfere with my internets time.

[El Barto]

13 no votes.....come on guys.

Ya know, some of us are in Cuba and have a hurricane to deal with

This is silly. One might have an excuse, but the majority neither voting nor discussing just means that we get nothign to analyse, given that this game is a mostly vanilla setup.

Pizza, just so you know, I'm still here, I just forgot the day periods were super short. Twice.

I know- I am considering lengthening the day phases if it would help people actually play the game.

We used to do 24/24 all the time with no problems. Darn you real life! Why must you interfere with my internets time.

Make it be 48/24, man. it's not so easy when you've got university and/or a job, in whichever order, which is most of us, or if you're incapable of acting responsibly, like Double A.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT THREE






Professor Askvaard looked at his intended victim, and unsheathed a slender blade, pointing it at her.


Professor Askvaard: "I should have known that I couldn't fully trust you. The devil is said to take on pleasing shapes, after all. You, my wicked little forest nymph, are not getting away with it this time."


Diana Abnoba: "Surely you're not thinking of harming me, darling. Not after all we've been through together."


Professor Askvaard: "Almost three and a half years of playing mafia, and you've been hiding under my very nose this entire time, haven't you?"


Diana Abnoba: "What? You're crazy. You've gone mad with paranoia!"


Professor Askvaard: "You can't continue to pull the wool over my eyes, Joecoolyo! I see through your beautiful disguise!"


Diana Abnoba: "You can't do this to me, Pizzaguy. You've never harmed me in a mafia game! You're not capable of it! Even when we've been on opposing sides..."


Professor Askvaard: "You don't think I can do it?? You think I'm weak, don't you... you think I'm soft! Just because you've dressed up like Diana Abnoba, don't think I can't do it!!!"


Diana Abnoba: "Pizza, it's me... You're a good person, don't do this!"


Professor Askvaard: "Even if you were Diana Abnoba, how do I know you haven't betrayed me!? The Chicken Soup mafia turned against me. Joecoolyo the Beef Killer turned against me. My own party guests turned against me. Don't you turn against me!"


Diana Abnoba: "You're not the same little boy that saved my life in Clock Town. You're not the same calm, calculating man that ruled town after town with an iron fist. You've changed! You've lost your mind! Come back to reality! Leave this place, run away with me... and we can both live at peace!"


Professor Askvaard: "I don't want to hear any more about other mafia games. This is the only one that matters. This is REAL. People are dying, Diana. And I.... I will make Joecoolyo pay for what he's done!"


Diana Abnoba: "I... don't know you anymore! You're breaking my heart! You're going down a path I cannot follow!"


Professor Askvaard: "Because of Joecoolyo? You're with him, aren't you?"


Diana Abnoba: "Because of what you've done! What you plan to do! Pizza, I..... know. About Neverwonagame."


Professor Askvaard: "That name no longer has any meaning for me."


Diana Abnoba: "He was your SON! You can't just forget about him! Or what you did to him!"


Professor Askvaard: "You have sided with Joecoolyo, haven't you!?! Well nothing will stand in the way of justice! NOTHING WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF MY REVENGE!!! NO ONE RUINS MY DINNER PARTIES!!! MY DINNER PARTIES ARE THE BEST DINNER PARTIES OF ALL TIME, AND I WILL NOT HAVE THEM RUINED, NOT BY JOECOOLYO, NOT BY FOOLS WHO SIGN UP AND GO INACTIVE, AND NOT BY YOU!!!!"

Diana Abnoba: *choking* "Pizza.... no...."


Professor Askvaard: "Woah, I didn't know I could really Force choke people. That's gonna come in handy. Now, let's see who you really are, hiding behind that beautiful, lovely mask..."


*One blast of Force Lightning later*


Professor Askvaard: "I should have known it was really you.... RENATA!!!"


Renata: "It's a fair cop. You know, technically speaking, you still haven't killed Diana. Which means you're still just a big, soft, wuss. How's that sound? You like that? You like being a big, soft, wuss who can't kill his own girl? Talk about whipped." *makes whipping noises*


Professor Askvaard: "Hey! ....shush! ....You're dead! So like... shut up!"


Renata: "Oh, ripping off Star Wars again? Creative as always."


Professor Askvaard: "Shut up!"


Renata: "Not even the good ones. You were doing the prequel Trilogy just then, weren't you?"


Professor Askvaard: "SHUT UP!!!!!!"


Renata: "You gonna kill someone while dressed as Jar-Jar, that's next, isn't it."


Professor Askvaard: "DIE!!!" *more Force lightning*


Chaotix: "So.... where'd the Force Lightning come from? Thought we were going for realism."


Professor Askvaard: "Oh don't you start. I've got more carrots, wiseguy."








"Alive" - (27/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
BSmith
Choxorn
Classical_hero
Csargo
DaveShack
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
Montmorency
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (6/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]



BEGIN DAY FOUR.

48 hours remain.

[Diana Abnoba]

Damn, I had a feeling that was coming. I must have hit a nerve, so check out my posts, town, and good luck. Curses you mafia scum.

[Diana Abnoba]

Pay special attention to yesterday's voting, especially the bandwagon on Chaotix. I think there are mafia among that bandwagon also.

[NinjaCow64]

Vote: BSmith because of his lazy voting and the comments from the dead people. Let's do it then!

[BSmith]

My lazy voting is more attributable to it being the weekend than anything sinister. Barking up the wrong tree, you are.

The King on the other hand, did manage to put Chaotix over the edge yesterday. If he ends up scum, I’d look at Monty and Beefy as possible candidates as well. Looks an awful lot like The King was trying to save one of them as when he voted it was a 3 way tie between them and Chaotix.

Vote: The King

[Ibn-Khaldun]

I had no idea that there could've been a 3 way tie. But at the moment you are "barking up the wrong tree"..

Vote: BSmith

[edse]

The King or BSmith :hmm:

Bote: BSmith

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hey Edse, I think you might need to Bunvote.

[Arjos]

Vote: The King

Either suits me, gonna keep it close to see if unvotes happen and decide...

[BSmith]

I had no idea that there could've been a 3 way tie.

There was a tally 4 posts above yours and one right after… How could you not know?

[Choxorn]

Vote: El Barto

You voted at the last minute, switching from Monty to Chaotix, just making sure Chaotix was going to be lynched instead of Monty, right? You scummioso.

[Zack]

Vote: Beefy187

Time for you to make a vote that isn't absurd in every sense of the word.

[Csargo]

Vote: El Barto

You voted at the last minute, switching from Monty to Chaotix, just making sure Chaotix was going to be lynched instead of Monty, right? You scummioso.

I'd like to hear more from El Barto about his reasoning for switching to Chaotix.

I'll vote:Beefy187 for voting ATPG in two consecutive rounds. Not sure why he would do that, when the first time nothing happened.

[Beskar]

Vote: BSmith

[Jarema]

Description of Chaotix death becomes my second favourite piece of mafia-related writing. First place is reserved for a writing from Dinner party

[Memnon]

Vote: Beefy187, scum wants us to waste votes.

[El Barto]

Vote: El Barto

You voted at the last minute, switching from Monty to Chaotix, just making sure Chaotix was going to be lynched instead of Monty, right? You scummioso.

I'd like to hear more from El Barto about his reasoning for switching to Chaotix.

I'd already https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...post2053477865pointed my paws of suspicion at Chaotix ya know. Montmorency kiiinda passed teh flinch test. Anyway, why did vote: classical_hero vote the real nail in the coffin just to make sure Chaotix died?

I'll vote:Beefy187 for voting ATPG in two consecutive rounds. Not sure why he would do that, when the first time nothing happened.

We tried to lynch Atpg in the other Dinner Party game, and he also went a bit berserk in a chainsawy way. POS: Beefy187.

[DaveShack]

I too am suspicious of the suggestion we try to lynch the host again. Vote: Beefy187

[Double A]

vote: abstain. I don't like bandwagoning, so I'll look at Diana's posts later when I'm less tired and distracted and see if I can't dig anything up.

[Choxorn]

I'd already https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...post2053477865pointed my paws of suspicion at Chaotix ya know. Montmorency kiiinda passed teh flinch test.

I'm not suspicious of you because you changed your vote, I'm suspicious of you because of the timing of your vote change.

[Montmorency]

The King on the other hand, did manage to put Chaotix over the edge yesterday. If he ends up scum, I’d look at Monty and Beefy as possible candidates as well. Looks an awful lot like The King was trying to save one of them as when he voted it was a 3 way tie between them and Chaotix.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself. King's vote tied Chaotix; it did not put him "over the edge".

[BSmith]

No it didn't. His was the fourth vote while you and beefy had three votes apiece. The tally is right after The Kings vote.

[NinjaCow64]

Vote: BSmith

That's it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

TIAEXZ WHY ARE YOU VOTING FOR BSMITH?

AND WHY DOES YOUR NAME HAVE SO MANY XTREMELY KOOL LETTERZ?

[Ishmael]

My lazy voting is more attributable to it being the weekend than anything sinister. Barking up the wrong tree, you are.

The King on the other hand, did manage to put Chaotix over the edge yesterday. If he ends up scum, I’d look at Monty and Beefy as possible candidates as well. Looks an awful lot like The King was trying to save one of them as when he voted it was a 3 way tie between them and Chaotix.

Vote: The King

I was going to vote for one of the less prominent people who I felt were more likely to be scum (Daveshack, MRD and ACIN come to mind), but this post has tipped the balance - overly defensive, plus trying to redirect attention to an alternative lynch target. It's pretty much identical to what I would post were I scum in that situation .

vote: BSmith

[Beefy187]

Vote: Beefy187, scum wants us to waste votes.

Scum are more likely to pick a easy target. Like my self this round.
Scum are not likely to do something which was clearly not getting the support of other players, risking his life.

Looking for previous post of yours, but your impression isn't good so far.

[classical_hero]

vote:NinjaCow64 I hate his use of big letter, since it is very annoying.

[Major Robert Dump]

vote: BSmith

The facts as I see them are not in his favour