[League] The Return of Askvaard Von Pizzaguy [CONCLUDED]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay!

I have all the orders, and I will be able to advance the round.

When I get home tonight, I will do the writeups for both the lynch yesterday and the night results. Should be done an hour or two after midnight.

[a completely inoffensive name]

I am going to have to withdraw from the game. My work is giving me more hours and I can't find time between my work and social life to be here frequently enough.

[Major Robert Dump]

I am going to have to withdraw from the game. My work is giving me more hours and I can't find time between my work and social life to be here frequently enough.

The last time he did this he was mafia. Lynch him

[El Barto]

On the other hand, we have an Oklahomer here. Fish Finger of Suspicion: both of you.

[atheotes]

Apologies for the long absence - RL got in the way. I thought game would have been done. Also, looks like i am still alive

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am going to have to withdraw from the game. My work is giving me more hours and I can't find time between my work and social life to be here frequently enough.

Don't fret. It will all be over soon.

Writeup in progress

[NinjaCow64]

Don't fret. It will all be over soon.

Writeup in progress

That sounds bad.

[Askthepizzaguy]

DAY FIVE






Professor Askvaard looks at DaveShack and realizes he's far past his deadline for killing him.


Professor Askvaard: "Well, I figured since you've come this far.... I might as well put it off a little longer."


*PUNT*



A few days ago, Professor Askvaard kicked DaveShack into next tuesday.






"Alive" - (23/33)

a completely inoffensive name
Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (9/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]




BEGIN NIGHT FIVE.

Okay, now END NIGHT FIVE.

What happened, skipper?

[Ishmael]

Erm....

[Montmorency]

So what was Dave?

Ah well - at least ACIN served as fodder before he went down.

Salute!

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FIVE






A completely inoffensive name: "Hey Askthepizzaguy! I regret that I will no longer be able to attend your prestigious masquerade slash dinner party, for I have a life outside of dressing up in frilly costumes!"



Professor Askvaard: "Wait for it."


A completely inoffensive name: "Like, I'm a town mason and everything, I can track people and then watch people, and so on and so forth. In fact, I am a rather important name. My name is not actually A completely inoffensive name, my name is bestrfcplayer."


Professor Askvaard: "Wait for it...."


A completely inoffensive name: "OKAY! OKAY! YOU CAUGHT ME! I'm not actually bestrfcplayer, I'm Romanichine, of the Chicken/Soup Mafia!"


Professor Askvaard: "Waaaaaaait for it...."


Romanichine: "But I'm not evil. I wasn't really evil in the last game either, I was just a member of the "mafia" which wasn't actually hurting anyone. My expertise would come in handy here, if I hadn't been, you know, beheaded by Askvaard at the Dinner Party."


Professor Askvaard: "Allllllmost there."


Romanichine: "But anyways, I regret to inform you that my life as a half Roman, half machine, is more important than your silly Dinner Parties. And so I must bid you adieu and take a bow, while standing on this conspicuously placed giant target symbol on the floor. Made out of, what appears to be, human blood. How curious!"


Professor Askvaard: "And here.... we..... go."


DaveShack came hurtling through the giant glass dome ceiling, at a phenomenal rate of speed. He landed dead center of the target on the floor, right where a completely inoffensive Romanichine was standing.


There were some bone fragments, but the resulting mess was otherwise unrecognizable as human remains. It looked more like a couple of mating caterpillars got smashed with a lead pipe.


Professor Askvaard raised his arms straight vertically.


Professor Askvaard: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!"


Last week's next Tuesday is actually this Tuesday.







"Alive" - (22/33)

Arjos
atheotes
Beefy187
Choxorn
Csargo
Double A
edse
El Barto
Ironside
Ishmael
King Jan III Sobieski
Major Robert Dump
Memnon
NinjaCow64
Seon
Skooma Addict
SouthernKing
thefluffyone93
The King
Tiaexz
Visorslash Zaccino
Xenoneb


"Dead" - (0/33)

Nobody!


OH MY GOD, THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD!!! - (11/33)

wideyedwanderer- "Lady" Weston-Hogues / Winston Hughes - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Johnhughthom- "No mask and all lowercase" johnhughthom - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Jarema- "Freshly squeezed" Autolycus - SOUP [vanilla townie]
Nightbringer- "Richly blended" Camikaze - BEEF [vanilla townie] Ragnar H. Dingleberry [Ego]
Chaotix- Seon "Likes to choke" - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
Diana Abnoba- "We miss you, come back and play with us" Renata - SOUP [vanilla townie]
BSmith- mgsmuhammed "cooked well done" - BEEF [vanilla townie]
Montmorency- "Not really" Arakhor - BEEF Jarrema - SOUP "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]
Classical_hero- "Not an elk either" Civgeneral - CHICKEN [vanilla townie]
DaveShack- "Laces out" Save Ferris - BEEF [vanilla townie]
a completely inoffensive name- Bestrfcplayer "More like worst, amirite?" -BEEF Romanichine- CHICKEN "MAFIA" [Townie Mason]



BEGIN DAY SIX


48 hours remain

[Arjos]

Ahahahahaha "how curious!" XD

[Arjos]

Almost forgot, vote: Beefy, maybe the town will stop falling for random wagons and lynch this guy...

[NinjaCow64]

Right,

Vote: The King as usual.

[Beefy187]

Almost forgot, vote: Beefy, maybe the town will stop falling for random wagons and lynch this guy...

I thought Daveshack lynch was a decent choice with. He was lynched because Ishmael wrote a convincing case against him. I don't see how that was random wagon.
For the sake of making you saying something more than "lynch beefy" is there anyone else you suspect right now?

[edse]

Vote: Memnon

I've done so the last three days so I can't see why I shouldn't continue. Hopefully I gain a lot of points while you lynch innocent people.

[atheotes]

Vote: Memnon

I've done so the last three days so I can't see why I shouldn't continue. Hopefully I gain a lot of points while you lynch innocent people.

restate your case and i will follow

[edse]

restate your case and i will follow

It was actually Beefy187 who made the case and I followed him.

You managed to get your votes in every round.
First night is ok. Random vote.

You've got on a nice bandwagon for the second and third day with not much to add to the discussion.
In my eyes Memnon is much more scummy than the inactives

Vote: Memnon

Feel free to keep your votes on me Zaccino san.
I'm sure you can find a good excuse to keep voting for me :D

[Arjos]

is there anyone else you suspect right now?

You and TK the most...

[Xenoneb]

Vote:Zaccino

[NinjaCow64]

Vote:Zaccino

Okay, unvote; Vote: Xenoneb for that. Why are you voting for Zack?

[Choxorn]

Following Mafia Rule #34, Lynch Beefy:

Vote: Beefy187

[Zack]

Following Mafia Rule #34, Lynch Beefy:

Vote: Beefy187

That's the revised list! The original list clearly states:

Rule 34. Dont kill people who arent actually playing...

For your heresy, Vote: choxorn.

[El Barto]

Beefy defends you, choxorna ttacks Beefy, you defend Beefy. You two are in cahoots.
vote: Beefy187; Fish Finger of Suspicion: Zack.

[Chaotix]

Look people, if ACIN got killed there was obviously a mole in the pro-town network that he was working with.

Nobody kills ACIN on a whim, he is like grade A lynchbait. The scum have to have known he was a mason.

[El Barto]

You sound like you know more than you are telling.

[Zack]

Beefy defends you, choxorna ttacks Beefy, you defend Beefy. You two are in cahoots.
vote: Beefy187; Fish Finger of Suspicion: Zack.

I started the whole "vote Beefy" fad, you nincompoop.

[Beefy187]

Following Mafia Rule #34, Lynch Beefy:

Vote: Beefy187

Rule 25 states Pizzaguys game always have a twist
Also, rule 33 says don't lynch Beefy

I started the whole "vote Beefy" fad, you nincompoop.

Than you take the blame if I turn out innocent

Vote: abstain

@Chaotix. iirc, ACIN said something which suggested that he is part of the town net work in earlier rounds.
I don't think there was a mole inside.

Even if there was we won't be able to find him unless the traitor him self speaks up.
If there is a forth member than we might be able to take down the third but that will allow the mafia to attack the forth.

Lets get this over and done with. Lynch me and hopefully that ends all the silly one liner reasoning and bandwagons.
Leave lurkers for WoG.

[Montmorency]

Look people, if ACIN got killed there was obviously a mole in the pro-town network that he was working with.

Nobody kills ACIN on a whim, he is like grade A lynchbait. The scum have to have known he was a mason.

What? Masons come in pairs, as you well know. Anyway, ACIN made two suspicious posts: an early one about upholding the team, and one following my death in which he said something crazy and edited with something almost as bad an hour later. Check out his last post. The Mafia clearly saw it... Anyway, there is no networking in this game, and a max of three town roles. The survivor would be the one whom I mentioned earlier.

It's a non-starter I'm afraid. We're dead, so we can be frank about such things.

And what's the tally? Cut it out with the Beefy pressure already. He's the towniest performance I've seen this year.

[Diana Abnoba]

Wow, write this day down on your calendar guys, I agree with Monty. I think Beefy is town also, so HOS on Arjos and Choxorn for voting him. Also a fish FOS back on El Barto for being a "nincompoop" as it was stated earlier. Also FOS on Xenoneb for his just vote Zack post with no reason at all.