Pirate Ship Mafia II [Concluded]

[TinCow]

I'd like to remind everyone that due to my recruiting prowess, I have by far the most money in the game. Zaccino doesn't forget friends. Yarr.

Pfft... What kind of a Pirate needs to buy votes? I'm selling positions, like any good pirate should. The only money I'm giving up is for the death of Monty over there, who sounds more like some kind of Dredded Judge than a pirate. Payment for murder is honest pirate work. Payment for votes is politician work. Who in the hells wants to vote for a politician​?

[Montmorency]

Taking 25 gold, payable in daily allotments of 4 gold, to participate in the keelhauling of Montmorency.

[El Barto]

Pfft... What kind of a Pirate needs to buy votes? I'm selling positions, like any good pirate should. The only money I'm giving up is for the death of Monty over there, who sounds more like some kind of Dredded Judge than a pirate. Payment for murder is honest pirate work. Payment for votes is politician work. Who in the hells wants to vote for a politician​?

This bain't a bad proposition. We needs three others to complete this bargain, unless ye yerself be ready to take on such a burthen and only two are needed. Ye'd be a-saving money, savvy?

[Diana Abnoba]

How much again will you be paying, TinCow for Monty's murder?

[Montmorency]

There's nothing a group of townies can't accomplish when its members work together.

Well, besides killing a godfather.

[El Barto]

How much again will you be paying, TinCow for Monty's murder?

Ah, yon lady be interested already. It bain't murder if they don't find 'is body.

There's nothing a group of townies can't accomplish when its members work together.

Well, besides killing a godfather.

Don't PISs overboard. How would ye know?

[TinCow]

How much again will you be paying, TinCow for Monty's murder?

Oh, well... I originally said that it was 10 gold extra (above and beyond the innate rewards for the murder), split amongst those who IDed themselves to me. However, that was based on the idea that I could only transfer a maximum of 10 gold per turn. I think I misread that, and I can transfer more than 10 per turn, as long as I don't give more than 10 to any one person. As such, I'll say 20 gold, split amongst those who ID themselves to me. That's a bonus of 5 gold per person for a four person team, assuming all name themselves to me. If only one does, I'll give that person a bonus of 20 over the course of two nights.

All of this is, of course, subject to me being elected Captain. Trickle-down economics! We shall all prosper!

[Andres]

All of this is, of course, subject to me being elected Captain. Trickle-down economics! We shall all prosper!

Except Montmorency...

And any other poor lad you accuse because of some perceived insult, ya bloodthirsty maniac!

[Double A]

It's fun when two people with red names and similar avatars argue. It's like watching Pizza talk to himself.

[autolycus]

I think I want to Elect: Zaccino

Can a Cow of Tin really float?

[Andres]

It's fun when two people with red names and similar avatars argue. It's like watching Pizza talk to himself.

Who are you comparing to Pizza, ye skinny landlubber. Perhaps we should elect you as our captain, only to have a mutiny the day after

A mutiny resulting in Double A screaming in pain and aggony for the entire duration of our journey

[TinCow]

Except Montmorency...

And any other poor lad you accuse because of some perceived insult, ya bloodthirsty maniac!

Are you proposing that we not have a bloodthirsty maniac as Captain of this pirate ship?

[Andres]

Are you proposing that we not have a bloodthirsty maniac as Captain of this pirate ship?

Sure, but I prefer a bloodthirsty maniac of the elegant and refined type. Like, for example, me.

[seireikhaan]

Pfft... What kind of a Pirate needs to buy votes? I'm selling positions, like any good pirate should. The only money I'm giving up is for the death of Monty over there, who sounds more like some kind of Dredded Judge than a pirate. Payment for murder is honest pirate work. Payment for votes is politician work. Who in the hells wants to vote for a politician​?

My lord, but give the word and I shall gladly do what thee asks. I need not payment for fulfilling divine will.

[Double A]

I've always been wary of budding cults. TinCow, you cannot have my soul! Besides, it already belongs to another bovine orgah.

elect: Monty

[seireikhaan]

Official tally, as ordained by the humble acolyte of his divine benefactor.


TinCow, The Grand Adjudicator, Arbiter of Souls 8 (issaikhaan, Himself, Arjos, Askthepizzaguy, Chaotix, Johnhughtom, Ishmael, Xenoneb)
Zaccino 4 (Bsmith, Zaccino, Choxorn, Diana Abnoba)
Monty 2 (Double A, ACIN)
Arjos 1 (Montmorency)
Jolt 1 (Visorslash)

[NinjaCow64]

Arr, I be havin' tooeh much rum arready, tha' shald beh Elect: Zaccino

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Diana Abnoba]

Just a bit over the top issaikhaan the brown noser.

[NinjaCow64]

I've always been wary of budding cults. TinCow, you cannot have my soul! Besides, it already belongs to another bovine orgah.

elect: Monty

Arr, tha' ain't so you mad seee dog. Yer war one o' them lads tha' participated in dar cult o' three. It is known, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Vote: Zaccino as I want some booty, o' both kinds. Zack ith dar only one o' you lads who promised any gold, an' I want som. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Pass da rum!!!!!!!!!!

[Double A]

Arr, tha' ain't so you mad seee dog. Yer war one o' them lads tha' participated in dar cult o' three. It is known, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Vote: Zaccino as I want some booty, o' both kinds. Zack ith dar only one o' you lads who promised any gold, an' I want som. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Pass da rum!!!!!!!!!!

Yarrr, leave me ma outta dis or I'll gut ye like a handgrenadefish.

unelect Monty, elect: Zaccino due ta better chances.

[Andres]

Yar!

Hello there, mateys!

I am proud to present myself as your new captain. Contrary to the boring metallic bovine, I can promise you ENTERTAINING EXECUTIONS! And three WENCHES for everybody for the entire journey. And barrels of rum!

Elect : Andres

[JoanK]

I say Elect: Zaccino. Me wantz da mooniez.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yar!

Hello there, mateys!

I am proud to present myself as your new captain. Contrary to the boring metallic bovine, I can promise you ENTERTAINING EXECUTIONS! And three WENCHES for everybody for the entire journey. And barrels of rum!

Elect : Andres

Wenches on board a ship? This landlubber seems unaware that the ladies are bad luck on a voyage.


Naw, it's me manly shipmates and a gallon of rum for me. So what if their beards tickle my skin at night. So sensuous.