Pirate Ship Mafia II [Concluded]

[Andres]

Only one man in each sauna? YARRR THAT SOUNDS LONELY

Ah, I see you don't prefer the company of beautiful ladies. That's ok, we have something for every man's taste. We even have oranges, oak trees and tax papers to keep you company, if that's what your preferences are...

[NinjaCow64]

Yarrr, leave me ma outta dis or I'll gut ye like a handgrenadefish.

Narr, yer thar 'un tha' 'tarted it yar mad sea dog!

It seems like the savage Askthepizzaguy isn't aware of the concept luxury cruise.

That's right, comrades, I offer you luxury! No more having to sit near a stinking ATPG who smells like a combination of old garlic, rotten tomatoes and questionable pepperoni and sausages! I offer you luxury cabines! For each man his own sauna, his jacuzzi, 10 showers and 5 seperate bathrooms for his wenches and a cell to lock up his wenches in case he wants to enjoy rest and piece! This entire ship will be turned into a giant paradise of luxury and pleasure and everything a modern pirate of refined tastes requires! And entertaining executions that will even be entertaining and fun for the lad walking the plank!

Elect Andres and you'll enjoy a trip like you've never had before!

Champagne, beer and RUM!

Tha' lanlubber ain't trustworthy, whar wer gonna git thar wenches, yar drunkard?! Rum Bottle of Suspicision: Andres

[Askthepizzaguy]

The rest of us will have to live on the remaining 10 square meters which will be, coincidentally and highly unfortunately, situated just outside the ship.

Fear not, me hearties. We can save space by sitting on each other's laps.

[Andres]

Oh well, for those really not wanting luxury, we can always attach a rotten boat that stinks and put the savages on it while the rest of us, modern pirates with refined tastes, enjoy the floating luxury palace I'm offering you.

[Andres]

Tha' lanlubber ain't trustworthy, whar wer gonna git thar wenches, yar drunkard?! Rum Bottle of Suspicision: Andres

I promise you they will be there! You have my word on it.

[TinCow]

TinCow will probably just take all your gold, then he'll use it to buy the entire ship minus 10 square meters, turn it into a luxury resort where he'll reside (secretly together with 10 gorgeous looking wenches which he won't share). The rest of us will have to live on the remaining 10 square meters which will be, coincidentally and highly unfortunately, situated just outside the ship. He'll blame that on the guy who did the measurements.

Yes, that is exactly true! However, think of how great it will be once you inevitably mutiny and toss me overboard... You'll all get to reside in a luxury resort together with 10 gorgeous looking wenches! None of this will come to pass unless you elect me as your HEARTLESS DICTATOR.

[TinCow]

How much again will you be paying, TinCow for Monty's murder?

Oh, well... I originally said that it was 10 gold extra (above and beyond the innate rewards for the murder), split amongst those who IDed themselves to me. However, that was based on the idea that I could only transfer a maximum of 10 gold per turn. I think I misread that, and I can transfer more than 10 per turn, as long as I don't give more than 10 to any one person. As such, I'll say 20 gold, split amongst those who ID themselves to me. That's a bonus of 5 gold per person for a four person team, assuming all name themselves to me. If only one does, I'll give that person a bonus of 20 over the course of two nights.

All of this is, of course, subject to me being elected Captain. Trickle-down economics! We shall all prosper!

[Andres]

All of this is, of course, subject to me being elected Captain. Trickle-down economics! We shall all prosper!

Except Montmorency...

And any other poor lad you accuse because of some perceived insult, ya bloodthirsty maniac!

[Double A]

It's fun when two people with red names and similar avatars argue. It's like watching Pizza talk to himself.

[autolycus]

I think I want to Elect: Zaccino

Can a Cow of Tin really float?

[TinCow]

Except Montmorency...

And any other poor lad you accuse because of some perceived insult, ya bloodthirsty maniac!

Are you proposing that we not have a bloodthirsty maniac as Captain of this pirate ship?

[Andres]

Are you proposing that we not have a bloodthirsty maniac as Captain of this pirate ship?

Sure, but I prefer a bloodthirsty maniac of the elegant and refined type. Like, for example, me.

[Andres]

It's fun when two people with red names and similar avatars argue. It's like watching Pizza talk to himself.

Who are you comparing to Pizza, ye skinny landlubber. Perhaps we should elect you as our captain, only to have a mutiny the day after

A mutiny resulting in Double A screaming in pain and aggony for the entire duration of our journey

[Double A]

Who are you comparing to Pizza, ye skinny landlubber. Perhaps we should elect you as our captain, only to have a mutiny the day after

A mutiny resulting in Double A screaming in pain and aggony for the entire duration of our journey

That shows how little ye know! Real pirates are immune ta pain, ye landlubber!

[Andres]

That shows how little ye know! Real pirates are immune ta pain, ye landlubber!

*** stares at his unique collection of medieval torture devices, grinning. ***

You'll be an interesting test subject.

[Makrell]

As a grand Norse viking pirate i vote for the arab with the piercing eyes

Give me some Sauna

Elect: Anders

[Andres]

As a grand Norse viking pirate i vote for the arab with the piercing eyes

Give me some Sauna

Elect: Anders

Now here's an educated man with refined taste! The role model for the young, modern pirate, ready for the newest and most advanced pirate techniques.

You should all consider this man an example and follow his lead: elect Andres.

[GeneralHankerchief]

People with accounts over at CFC: I see a few CFCers haven't read my role PMs yet; mind posting something over there that the game's started? Many thanks.

[Askthepizzaguy]

What is this "trickle-down" and where can I sign up for it?

[BSmith]

People with accounts over at CFC: I see a few CFCers haven't read my role PMs yet; mind posting something over there that the game's started? Many thanks.

Done.

[Andres]

What is this "trickle-down" and where can I sign up for it?

For 10 gold I'll tell you everything you want to hear about it.

[TinCow]

What is this "trickle-down" and where can I sign up for it?

It involves me tossing gold onto the deck of the ship and watching with amusement as the rest of you fight over it. It also involves me paying you for doing something horrific to Monty over there. There's an additional element that has to do with me receiving an exceptionally large amount of gold, but you shouldn't worry yourself about that aspect. Just focus on amusing me and stabbing Monty and you'll be fine.

[Memnon]

Yaharr, I'll vote for the greater evil this time, the overlord of pirates, Elect: Tincow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can get gold for killing Monty?



(singing)
Who would have thought such a miracle could be, who could have known that this moment I would see, a new way of living, a chance to be free!!!

[Montmorency]

Oh, well... I originally said that it was 10 gold extra (above and beyond the innate rewards for the murder), split amongst those who IDed themselves to me. However, that was based on the idea that I could only transfer a maximum of 10 gold per turn. I think I misread that, and I can transfer more than 10 per turn, as long as I don't give more than 10 to any one person. As such, I'll say 20 gold, split amongstthose who ID themselves to me. That's a bonus of 5 gold per person for a four person team, assuming all name themselves to me. If only one does, I'll give that person a bonus of 20 over the course of two nights.

Tincow is lying to all of you. He can not legally give you money unless the deal is struck in public. It's all in the Pirate Ship Rulebook.

You contact him in private, you kill me, then it's the base gain for you. Why be damaging the town effort for a paltry ten gold? Heck, I could pay you all off if that's what is at stake.

Pirates shouldn't take kindly to a swindler and a con-man.

Unelect; Elect: Zaccino

[Double A]

*** stares at his unique collection of medieval torture devices, grinning. ***

You'll be an interesting test subject.

Ye daft? Wur immune ta pain cuz arr skin's made of tha fancy glass from Morrowind.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Fer the last time, this is a Pirate ship, not a dungeon with a dragon in it.

[seireikhaan]

Once again, the updated tally, courtesy of His humble acolyte:

TinCow, The Grand Adjudicator, Arbiter of Souls 10 (issaikhaan, Himself, Arjos, Askthepizzaguy, Chaotix, Johnhughtom, Ishmael, Xenoneb, Edse, Memnon)
Zaccino 8 (Bsmith, Zaccino, Choxorn, Diana Abnoba, Montmorency, NinjaCow, JoanK, Autolycus)
Monty 2 (Double A, ACIN)
Andres 2 (Andres, Makrell)
Jolt 1 (Visorslash)


Oh, heretics, swathed in dark; a righteous retribution shall fall upon thee. To those still unspoken for; join us, for his light shall cleanse us of the beasts which prowl this vessel.

[Double A]

Fer the last time, this is a Pirate ship, not a dungeon with a dragon in it.

Wha'd a dragon be doin' in a dungeon in tha firs' place? 'S undergroun'.

[TinCow]

Tincow is lying to all of you. He can not legally give you money unless the deal is struck in public. It's all in the Pirate Ship Rulebook.

You contact him in private, you kill me, then it's the base gain for you. Why be damaging the town effort for a paltry ten gold? Heck, I could pay you all off if that's what is at stake.

Pirates shouldn't take kindly to a swindler and a con-man.

Unelect; Elect: Zaccino

Swindler? Con-man?!

I am the Evil Pirate Lawyer. How dare you even think to challenge my knowledge of Piracy Law! You are either completely ignorant of the law, or you are a liar and a con-man yourself. The Pirate Code does not include any restriction to the transfer of treasure which requires the deal to be struck in public. The 'public' aspect of the Code only pertains to the type of services which can be rendered, not the visible nature of the transaction itself:

Furthermore, you are allowed to transfer small amounts of treasure between crew members. The caveats to this are that is a maximum 10 treasure per person per day, the transfer must be for services rendered, and the services must be publicly available (in other words, no breaking the game by pooling all of your gold into one source).

For someone who claims to be such a strict supporter of The Law, you appear to know relatively little about it.

Can someone please stab this man already?