Pirate Ship Mafia II [Concluded]

[Zack]

For yesterday.

Re: Monty, it's a dumb lynch, and I seriously doubt he is mafia, considering it would be moronic to not spend a little gold to keep safety, get future help, etc. the fact that you guys are voting him is suspicious in itself, and those who are getting personal, take a step back.

The lynch should be used to catch mafia, not on someone people are cranky with. It's what, 10 gold max? Cry me a river.

And you seriously think Diana is mafia? Based on what?

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Visorslash

A heretic, swathed in darkness, deserving in death and punishment.

[Andres]

Why exactly is Montmorency being lynched? Because he owes Pizza and Diana gold?

[seireikhaan]

On second thought... No. Let us tighten the noose on another instead. Visorslash shall have his day of judgment.

Unvote: Visorslash
Vote: Montmorency

[Visor]

And you seriously think Diana is mafia? Based on what?

Let me have my joke vote.

[seireikhaan]

Why exactly is Montmorency being lynched? Because he owes Pizza and Diana gold?

Montmorency is a vile unbeliever. That much should be enough.

[Chaotix]

Monty is a terrible lynch.

You want him to die because he didn't pay you enough, not because you think he is a bloody Spaniard.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Suck it up and take it like a man. You got swindled. Big deal. Not the last time it's going to happen on this ship. Don't waste the lynch on your personal vendettas, that's what the night is for.

[Andres]

Monty is a terrible lynch.

You want him to die because he didn't pay you enough, not because you think he is a bloody Spaniard.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

Suck it up and take it like a man. You got swindled. Big deal. Not the last time it's going to happen on this ship. Don't waste the lynch on your personal vendettas, that's what the night is for.

Pizza wasting the lynch on a personal vendetta is unusual behaviour. And he's trying too hard.

Me thinks smoke and mirrors to hide that ol' seadog Pizza is Spanish scum.

[Andres]

Montmorency is a vile unbeliever. That much should be enough.

Unbelievers can be converted. Spanish, however, cannot be made un-Spanish. Me thinks Pizza is a Spaniard.

[Zack]

Then vote for him. Back up yer words with yer actions, matey.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Pizza wasting the lynch on a personal vendetta is unusual behaviour. And he's trying too hard.

Me thinks smoke and mirrors to hide that ol' seadog Pizza is Spanish scum.

You drunken old sea dog!

You couldn't tell a Spaniard if one of their womenfolk were sittin' on your sun-baked head!

But worry not, I blame it on the fact that ye have two eye patches.

I'll just protect someone more worthy tonight. Have fun on yer own.

[JoanK]

Methinks this is all... well, methinks nothing, I just read 3 pages and don't quite get what's going on.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Methinks this is all... well, methinks nothing, I just read 3 pages and don't quite get what's going on.

YARRRR ye win gold if ye simply place a vote. That's all ye needs to know.

Oh and there's Spaniards among us, you can try to vote for them I guess. I really don't care until I get what's rightfully mine.

[El Barto]

Wait, Joan be a woman's name in ye Kingdom o' the Spaniards. So what be ye, Joan? Spanish man, or stowaway woman?

[God Emperor]

Going after 'monty' seems a little silly. Not very often that mafia (or spaniards is it?) aims for so much attention, as he has got the last round.

Vote: El Barto for disproving mutiny! Gutless landlubber (not to be mistaken as this sites actual 'landlubber'). If I was pirate over-lord I could either be God-Beard or Pirate-Emperor, both appealing titles I think

[El Barto]

Ye foul-smelling and even worse-spelling fiend of the sea, what be thee wanting? I do not disprove mutiny, in fact, I disapprove of it, while acknowledging its very existence. Get yer verbs sorted out, you scurvy Spaniard!

[God Emperor]

Ye foul-smelling and even worse-spelling fiend of the sea, what be thee wanting? I do not disprove mutiny, in fact, I disapprove of it, while acknowledging its very existence. Get yer verbs sorted out, you scurvy Spaniard!

PFff.. I was hauling in whales and treasure at the same time while sharpening my knife with my teeth; mess with me laddie and you will feel what the sharp end of a cutlass feels like.

[El Barto]

Your idiomatic troubles point to an Iberian mother-tongue, you ill-defined elephant.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Your idiomatic troubles point to an Iberian mother-tongue, you ill-defined elephant.

Blimey!

[autolycus]

Vote: El Barto
It's clearly a Spanish name!

[johnhughthom]

God Emperor is perfectly well defined!

[NinjaCow64]

ARRR! Mike thar liar Vote: Montmorency wulk thar plank! Mike arrll liars wulk thar plank! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

An' if he turns ouit ta bea ah Spainyard, than kill tha' ones that didneat voat fer him ad will! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Zack]

If you're not doing anything at night or working in a group, please contact me. Everyone needs to be doing something productive at night.

[NinjaCow64]

Arrr, protectin' me gold is vary pridactive, ARRR!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yarrr. I'm not havin' me gold get stolen from me.

[Memnon]

I'll Vote: El Barto today, although I'm not really sure why, I guess I'm just in it for the gold.

[Ishmael]

I must say, I agree with the others above. ATPG seems to be trying a little too hard to get Monty lynched, even if he is giving his motive as punishment for reneging on a deal.

vote: ATPG.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yes. As mafia, I am so desperate to force a mislynch on round one, that I must invent a reason to lynch someone, based on vengeance for an event where I was lied to that actually, and coincidentally, happened.

Classic townie silliness. Logic doesn't begin to kick in for a few rounds so I guess I have to endure this nonsense.

I will try, very, very hard to be patient with you and not mock you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Nah. I don't even buy that townies would behave like that. Here's what's happening: Monty is organizing groups and the members of his group are upset that I'm trying to lynch him, so they're all pretending that I'm "trying too hard" to get Monty lynched as payback for his lies, and that is somehow the behavior of Spanish people. You really have a lot of nerve. The difference being, I haven't once accused Monty of anything except what he's already admitted to, which is being a lying scoundrel. This whole "Pizza is acting off" nonsense is pure lies as well. All I see here is Monty's group turning around and retaliating for my vote on him. There's no actual suspicion on me whatsoever. I can't believe your scumdars are that terrible, even this early in the game. I see through this pathetic play acting.

I'm calling you out. Your lies are as paper-thin as Monty's. Andres, Chaotix. I may get lynched here today, but I know that this isn't actual scum-hunting going on, but it's poorly dressed up as such. I can see that words will be wasted on you, because if you're already involved in a larger group, then you'll outvote me regardless. And it's not as if your "suspicion" on me was genuine in the first place.

All I can do is curse you. I once thought this was a ship of honorable and brave men. But now I see a bunch of cowards crawling out from under the floor planks, defending their scoundrel fool ally with the only weapon cowardly men have, which is lies.

May your loyalty to a lying traitor yield the rotten fruit you deserve. Lying cowards, all of you, voting for me in Monty's defense. Burn in hades.

I spit on you, and pray that the Captain can steer this ship to safety in spite of you lot.

[Ishmael]

Wait, so you single out Chaotix and Andres but not me? I'm insulted, frankly. Lynch him!