Woohoo! No more cleaning!

[Andres]

Clearly, the only thing this proves is that Mr. Hansen dislikes doing dishes.

Can you blame him? Surely, everybody who manages to produce a scientific study that I can use to prove that having me do the dishes is teh evil, deserves a medal. Also, long live the inventor of the dishwasher.

Well... if you do what I do and rush around breaking stuff and generally doing it badly, you get to avoid doing the cleaning....

I promote you to the position of director of the special operations division in the .Org's male liberation front.