Woohoo! No more cleaning!

[Andres]

I tidy it up whenever I cause a particular mess, but the last time I cleaned and scrubbed it was nearly four years ago, since that's how long I've had a housekeeper. Is that your only standard of judgment? Do you care about how much ironing I do? How much cooking and dish washing? Gardening? Picking up dog poop? Fixing problems on the Org?

As I said, I'm not judging anyone and I do realise it may very well just be me being prejudiced and having weird ideas

I'll suppress my curiosity about how much kilograms dog poop you pick up a week and will start searching for someone willing to whip me until I see the error of my ways at 50€/hour.

[TinCow]

I'll suppress my curiosity about how much kilograms dog poop you pick up a week

He's a small dog, so not so much on the weight value. I generally pick up poop at least once a day though. The dog walker is only to give the fuzzy guy some exercise while we're at work.

[Andres]

The dog walker is only to give the fuzzy guy some exercise while we're at work.

Your dog walker is fuzzy?

[TinCow]

Your dog walker is fuzzy?

Yes, he's got a significant beard.

[Andres]

Yes, he's got a significant beard.

Which he could use to scrub... Ehm, yes.