Prosecutor Promises to Charge Sexting Teens with Manufacturing Child Porn

[Major Robert Dump]

Just out of curiousity, what charge do you guys think it would be if, hypothetically, when I was 17 years old, I called my 18 year old girlfriend on the land line and rubbed my penis against the reciever while hypothetically daring her to guess what the noise was. Was she recieving child pornography?

[Whacker]

Just out of curiousity, what charge do you guys think it would be if, hypothetically, when I was 17 years old, I called my 18 year old girlfriend on the land line and rubbed my penis against the reciever while hypothetically daring her to guess what the noise was. Was she recieving child pornography?

I think you teabagged your sister and entire family indirectly.

[Major Robert Dump]

I think you teabagged your sister and entire family indirectly.

Um, no. I had the AT&T Teen Line for only 15.99 extra per month. I only tea bagged myself. And Kevin.