Human stupidity defined

[johnhughthom]

I always thought that the Spice Girls were the result of some Gentleman's Club bet.

"I'll bet you a million pounds I can take five ordinary looking girls, and make them global sex symbols."

And he did it, fair play. The only one I found moderately appealing was Baby Spice, mainly in an "I could actually have her" kinda way. Though Scary and Ginger did look like dirty little minxes, who could have taught me a thing or two.

I always thought Ginger should have been "MILF Spice" though, probably formed five years too early for that one. Scary should have been "Clearasil Spice". Sporty, "I can actually sing Spice". Posh, "Football Groupie Spice". Baby Spice kinda fits, though apparently she was the real dirty little minx.

At the time I assured my girlfriend I didn't fancy any of the Spice Girls, she thought I was just being a gentleman. Then I told her the things I wanted to do to Shania Twain....