Random-ice-cream-flavoured friends of the friends [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

It happened to me in post 440, so that can't be the reason.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It happened to me in post 440, so that can't be the reason.

What if I quote myself?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Dang! Well, aside from post 440, that does seem to be the trigger after all.

It happened to me in post 440, so that can't be the reason.

What if I quote myself?

What if I quote myself quoting myself?

[Double A]

Sabotage is seditious. Sedition is treason. Treason warrants death.

If there is not a NK on some other night, lynch the above.

Does Kim Jong-un even play mafia?

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Vote: Visorslash

Just like before I think he is the "bad guy".

[Makrell]

vote: ATPG

visorslash is so great

[edse]

I Choose You Vote: Visorslash!

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: ATPG

visorslash is so great

Fishy reasoning.

[LazyMcCrow]

vote: ATPG

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: ATPG

You believe I didn't kill anyone last night?

May I ask why?

[Double A]

You believe I didn't kill anyone last night?

May I ask why?

To screw with everyone?

[Askthepizzaguy]

To screw with everyone?

I bet you 100 pizzas that nobody roleblocked me last night. There is not a single person in this game who will come forward and declare that they blocked me last night.

So, I killed no one last night, voluntarily, for the purposes of what?

Think about it.

Suppose I screw with you and survive this round. Okay, then what?

What next? Keep doing no kills? Or start killing again?

What's the endgame for pizzaguy the scumbag here?

If you think I'm just screwing with you for the hell of it, okay. Can't argue against that.

But I'm not really a fan of dragging things out for no reason. And I am a big fan of killing people.

If I'm gonna lose, I'd at least rack up a few more kills to put up on my big board of everyone I've killed. This just isn't my style, and you know it Double A.

Can I break my own patterns just to screw with people? Sure. But there should be a reason besides "whatever". If there's no winning scenario for Pizzaguy the scumbag, he wouldn't drag the game out the way he did last day phase, and last night phase.

[Double A]

I bet you 100 pizzas that nobody roleblocked me last night. There is not a single person in this game who will come forward and declare that they blocked me last night.

So, I killed no one last night, voluntarily, for the purposes of what?

Think about it.

Suppose I screw with you and survive this round. Okay, then what?

What next? Keep doing no kills? Or start killing again?

What's the endgame for pizzaguy the scumbag here?

If you think I'm just screwing with you for the hell of it, okay. Can't argue against that.

But I'm not really a fan of dragging things out for no reason. And I am a big fan of killing people.

If I'm gonna lose, I'd at least rack up a few more kills to put up on my big board of everyone I've killed. This just isn't my style, and you know it Double A.

Can I break my own patterns just to screw with people? Sure. But there should be a reason besides "whatever". If there's no winning scenario for Pizzaguy the scumbag, he wouldn't drag the game out the way he did last day phase, and last night phase.

I don't see you screwing with people just for the hell of it, but I can see you pretending to screw with people just for the hell of it for massive funtime WIFOM. Of course, WIFOMs aren't your normal strategy.

I'm not very inclined to vote for you today with the current case (or lack of one) presented against you.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If rational arguments won't work, here's an unreasonable one for you-

Town is notorious for not being able to guess my alignment. When I'm scum, I usually survive the game. When I'm town, I usually do not. Break pattern- put on your big boy pants and guess my alignment straight up. Call it: Scum or Town. And then stick with that decision for the rest of the game.

If you guess wrong, oh well. You lynch a townie, and the game continues.

If you guess right, the game just became that much harder for the scumbags. That's worth a gamble.

I challenge you to be the pizzaman. And guess the pizzaman's alignment correctly.

The last time I challenged town to "be the pizzaman", I was accusing both scumbags correctly in a vanilla game, and asking everyone to vote with me. I was right, they were wrong, they lynched me instead, town lost.

Make up for past mistakes, and guess right this time.

[Visor]

AA, I'll make it simple for you. How many last minute vote changes have you seen be scum? How many have you seen be town?

Consider the proportion and vote Pizza, and kill another scumbag.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm not very inclined to vote for you today with the current case (or lack of one) presented against you.

The case against me is that I acted very scummy yesterday. And that much is correct- absolutely I did. And in 95 games out of 100, someone acting that way is a scumbag. The last second vote, very undemocratic of me.

The votes on me today are "policy lynch" votes. It's standard policy, you lynch anyone that does that sort of shenanigans. And I did those sorts of shenanigans.

I do all sorts of scummy shenanigans most the time. And I'm townie most of those times.

You want to see a well-behaved, well-mannered Askthepizzaguy? Check out the games where I'm scum.

Townie pizzaguy behaves badly, and doesn't even hide it. I admit that I lie, and I lie all the time. And if it comes down to me and Monty, well, I'll pull whatever epic BS I have to, if it means he dies and I live. I want to give town a fighting chance, after all.

[LazyMcCrow]

If you guess wrong, oh well. You lynch a townie, and the game continues.

Yup - you 're scum alright. I'm voting for you based on your erratic voting at the beggining and your claim to not be bothered about this game, despite the fact that you've been paying very close attention and contributing like crazy whenever anyone voted for you. I'm also not keen on the way you've screwed around in the thread on a meta-level - not very townie - but that's not specifically what makes me think you're scum per se :)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yup - you 're scum alright. I'm voting for you based on your erratic voting at the beggining and your claim to not be bothered about this game, despite the fact that you've been paying very close attention and contributing like crazy whenever anyone voted for you. I'm also not keen on the way you've screwed around in the thread on a meta-level - not very townie - but that's not specifically what makes me think you're scum per se :)

Hey Lazy, guess what?

You're townie.

I know that you're townie, not because I'm scum, but because I'm paying attention.

I punked you earlier. I completely pranked the heck out of you. I wouldn't have been able to fool a mafioso, because they're aware of the game setup and they would also not react like I just whacked them in the kneecap with a hammer, by posting an imaginary lynch of myself.

You keep me alive, and you'll not see me vote for you. That increases your odds that you and me, lynch the actual scum.

Listen to what I'm saying. You badly want to be right about me- because I've punked you in this game, and punked you in past games. You want to stand over my dead mafia corpse and say you got me fair and square.

That is just not gonna happen this game, brudda. Let it go.

[Darth Feather]

Trying to follow the argument against Askthepizzaguy makes my brain hurt.

Last-minute voters are scum.
If Pizza were scum: would he mark himself as such by voting last minute?
Or does he know we think that way and he did it to become innocent? I have no clue;

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.

vote: BSmith

[Askthepizzaguy]

Trying to follow the argument against Askthepizzaguy makes my brain hurt.

Last-minute voters are scum.
If Pizza were scum: would he mark himself as such by voting last minute?
Or does he know we think that way and he did it to become innocent? I have no clue;

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.

vote: BSmith

I know if we put more votes on him, I'll lynch him instead of Visorslash.

[Riedquat]

You two can stop crashing horns for a bit! I don't want another wasted day with another innocent going down. Again between Pizza and Visor I chose none, lets lynch someone with more scummy behaviour, Vote: Makrell

[Darth Feather]

You two can stop crashing horns for a bit! I don't want another wasted day with another innocent going down. Again between Pizza and Visor I chose none, lets lynch someone with more scummy behaviour, Vote: Makrell

That's why I chose BSmith. i think he is a tad scummier than Makrell, because Makrell has been a little more active, while BSmith sometimes voted, with nearly no commentary. But again, it could just be my imagination and he might be trying to find out who is scum.

EDIT: but Makrell IS close second.

[Askthepizzaguy]

1. BSmith
2. Makrell
3. Visorslash

Of the other candidates put forth so far. I'd lynch them in that order.

You can count on my vote if I am still alive.

[Riedquat]

That's why I chose BSmith. i think he is a tad scummier than Makrell, because Makrell has been a little more active, while BSmith sometimes voted, with nearly no commentary. But again, it could just be my imagination and he might be trying to find out who is scum.

EDIT: but Makrell IS close second.

unvote, vote: Bsmith

[LazyMcCrow]

You want to stand over my dead mafia corpse and say you got me fair and square.

Yeah. That'd be good

[Askthepizzaguy]

Bingo. Visor lives to slash another day. Or night, as the case may be.

Unvote, vote: BSmith. Who should have been lynched yesterday instead of Monty, but those are the breaks.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah. That'd be good

[Double A]

Trying to follow the argument against Askthepizzaguy makes my brain hurt.

Last-minute voters are scum.
If Pizza were scum: would he mark himself as such by voting last minute?
Or does he know we think that way and he did it to become innocent? I have no clue;

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.

vote: BSmith

It's making mine hurt to, though admittedly, I am rather tired.

Pizza's argument is almost circular, but it makes a certain degree of sense. I guess I'm going to vote: BSmith for now.

[edse]

I forgot about BSmith. When he was speedwagoned last night he knew he couldn't do what Pizza later did, a late vote change, and instead did nothing at all to clear himself from being mafia. Unvote: Vote: Bsmith

[BSmith]

What I do know is that BSmith is flying under the radar. I am forgetting about him all the time. Is he scum for that? I don't know.
vote: BSmith

I’m flying under the radar in just about every game I am in right now.

I know if we put more votes on him, I'll lynch him instead of Visorslash.

Go ahead and be my guest. You’ll lynch another innocent.

vote: ATPG. You are trying too hard to stay alive. Wheeling and dealing; offering proposals that you have no intention of actually keeping; last minute vote switching to save your hide. Anything to stay alive one more phase.

You are not on town’s side with these actions. You are on Pizza’s side. Every time we get into this type of discussion in a game it becomes all about Pizza and not about the game. It is a distraction that is not healthy to a town win. It is a battle of wits between you and everyone else.

Lynching you at this point is a win-win. Either we get a scummer, or we remove the distraction that is Pizza. It’s not like you can’t still participate in the game post death, so if you are indeed town your game is not over and the rest of us will not have to take everything you say with a gallon of salt.

(As a side note, the above was all written before the mindless bandwagon formed on me. I am not afraid of the lynch, but may this be the last day that the town falls for Pizza’s shenanigans. If you lynch me today, please lynch Pizza tomorrow.)