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[Askthepizzaguy]

Another day, another dime
Pizzaguy in trouble one more time
It seems that whatever I do
If it's trying hard, it's scummy to you
I could be like those players who lurk and hide
But honestly I'd be too bored if I tried
It can't be denied, I've committed a crime
The terrible crime, the crime of trying to stay alive
These people came again today to drag me away in chains
To string me up and hang me, a tired refrain
Well I can't deny that I've been running
From the law, they're always gunning
For me whether I'm guilty or not
Today I'm not, and all that I've got
Is my vote to spare myself from getting stabbed or shot
They say that since I've used it for my own good, I must be not
Nobody innocent would try to avoid death and rot
Well maybe that's all right for you
But not me, you see
I've got things to do and places to be
My own baby Diana doesn't even see the good in me
Not anymore, but no worries,
I've been here before, down on my back
Bloodied and bruised and everything fading to black
As long as I'm alive there's still a chance to redeem
Even if I have to cut deals and scheme
I never said I'd be a nice man, but I'll still BE a man
Never forget I'm the mother-loving pizza man
I've been a Hitman, been a psycho man,
I've been a Lover and a Vigilante and a Bulletproof Man
I've been a hero, a villain, and I'm always killin'
I don't believe in live and let live
In every game somebody's blood will need spillin'
And mafia is just a game, it need to be played
Whether you're a vanilla townie or a mafia Made
You're in this for one reason
It's open season,
someone's neck will be squeezin'
In the hangman's noose, swingin in the breeze an'
You'll have blood on your hands, one way or another
Don't pretend like you're a doe-eyed pacifist, brother
You tried to kill me, and now it's time to pay
I can forgive but I can't forget or let you sneak away
I gotta know right now if you're just a scumbag gangster
Or if you're a misguided townie prankster like me
But the difference between you and me is that I know me
And I know why I'm voting for you
And I know why I do all the things that I do
I know that I'm a townie, through and through
And I know that when I am, there's never a doubt
That whenever I'm on the ropes, the scumbags come out
When I'm an easy lynch that's like blood in the water
They swarm and they wagon and they give me no quarter
And while the wagon's always full of townies I've wronged in the past
Somewhere on the wagon, perhaps voting me last
Is someone who senses that their work will be made easy
If they removed the pizza man whose jokes are too cheesy
They choke, and they try to make me croak
It's an inevitability that some scumbag will openly try to slay me
That's why I can't feel too bad if you swing and you're townie
Sure, for you it will be sad, but don't be mad
I'll be glad because that means victory will soon be had
You're just providing cover for the scummers
And when that's gone, they're dead
I won't rest until they're done
Their escape is just one
They've got to put a bullet in my head
Straight from their gun
And when they do that then you'll know you were wrong all along
And maybe then you'll understand the meaning to this song
I can't lay and die in a ditch, be wrongly accused as a witch
And not answer the charges with the end of my fist
Because I know that one of those accusers
Is likely scum, I can't lose em
Not when a mafia game is on the line
Sure it's just a hobby, but you know that it's mine
And you win some, you lose some, but if you show up
If you stick to your guns and stay true to your gut
If you never say die, never curl up and hide
If you lynch one and then another and then another then soon
You'll have a decent shot at hitting mafia goon
There's no big secret to success, just successfully accuse
You don't get points off for being wrong, as long as by the end of the day
There's a townie left standing, and all scums end up in the grave
I can't claim to be a better shot than anyone from the hip
But I always make sure there's no bullets left in my clip
I'm a mafia exterminator, not the good-guy Terminator
And sometimes in order to make the bad guys die
The good guys who get in my way will just have to fry
And today maybe that's you, but what can you do
It's just how the story goes and once it's all through
As long as the scumbags are dead that's a good thing for you
And if you happen to be scum
That means that this game is done
And I wager a guess that means the townies have won
And either way the story goes you won't be part of it, son
Worst case, I guess wrong, but that's what you've just done
So if you're no better than me, and I'm choosing who dies
I choose you for dying and me for stayin' alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man
No time to talk.
Well, now I get low and I get high
I'm a townie man, and I just can't die
You know, it's all right, it's okay
I'll live to see another day
You can try but you can't drown
The Pizzaguy effect on this town
BSmith, whether you're a townie or whether you're a scummer
I'll be stayin' alive.