A Game of Cold-Blooded Murder [Game Over]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm like tom riddle, the mere memory of me caused askthepizzaguy to lose his mind. :p

Oh, that ship sailed a loooooong time ago.

[Major Robert Dump]

My first survival ever, and no thanks to myself. Silence is golden

[Jarema]

it was... interesting setup.
I enjoyed it when I was alive

[El Barto]

I believe I joined mafia in the first place because I wanted to write elaborate death scenes involving characters you'd identify with.

From the very first Simpsons game to the murder manor games to this one- if you're going to die in a mafia game, I prefer it to be more memorable than:

El Barto was found dead in the morning.

In my game it was a stylistic choice -humility and manhood over everything else, if you get my meaning.

Apologies to those who don't like gory writeups. I tend to stay away from the genuinely disturbing, but I feel at least once a year, I need to do a Murder Manor or a Psycho Mafia or a Dinner Party where the writeups are dead serious and not laugh out loud funny. The harsh, dangerous tone helps set the mood.

Thanks to all for playing- sorry I chose to end it early, those of you who wanted to fight on: There are other game hosts waiting and unfortunately due to the number of people left and how far away you were from guessing me, it would have taken too long for the payoff.

You did well, there was no way I'd survive to the final round and vote you guys dead. As such, tipping the king over is the choice I made not just for myself but those waiting to host a game.

Gory writeups are fun! Not the haha kind of fun, mor elike the hoho kind of fun, but there's no accounting for my eclectic tastes.

Noble choice from you, my good host! Now onwards to the next game!

I'm like tom riddle, the mere memory of me caused askthepizzaguy to lose his mind. :p

Oh, that ship sailed a loooooong time ago.

All aboard the crazy traaaaiiinnn!