And suddenly, it all went so fast

[Andres]

Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.

[El Barto]

"Holds up paper with Vote: El barto"

dafuq?

[Andres]

And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Day 3 Conclusion

"The man who can't spell his own name or the man thinking the pseudonym of some childish cartoon character is a cool nickname."

Skully sighed.

"Really now. Allthough I fully understand why you want these two clowns to die, it's just that... Oh well, might as well make this fun."

Suddenly, both Ishmael and El Barto were dressed in a tightly sitting athletic suit showing their not so very athletic bodies in full detail. Both were standing at the start of a parcours.

"Good," Skully said, seemingly nodding.

"You'll both get a fair chance of surviving this. The first who finishes the parcours with obstacles lying in front of him, will survive. You can see the obstacles as symbols for the utter failure the collective here has shown to been."

"But, but,..." Ishmael started.

"Yes? What?"

"This is not fair. I have a giant rock, a big pool with lava, a thunderstorm, a group of maniacs with swords and a flower as obstacles while El Barto doesn't seem to have any obstacles at all and got a skateboard on top of it."

"ARE YOU SAYING THE NAE'BLIS ISN'T CAPABLE OF DEFEATING A MAGGOT LIKE A CARTOON FIGURE IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES???"

"Well, no, but this seems very unfair."

Skully simply yelled "Start!"

El Barto jumped on his skateboard which suddenly moved away, causing him to fall. In his fall, something pushed him and he hit the ground very bad, breaking his two legs and his right arm.

"Nobody said, I had to be fair..." Ishmael said, and quickly, he let the giant rock vaporate, the lava pool turned in ice, the thunderstorm cleared out and the maniacs became hippies. Slowly, he walked towards the finish line. He picked the flower and happily jumped over the line while singing Kumbaya.

El Barto was still on the ground, in pain. "Not fair! Not fair at all! He cheated!"

"It doesn't matter, you lost. LOSER!" Skully said, a wee bit cruel.

"Dead by Kumquating!" somebody yelled, not surprisingly a dealer in Kumquats.

El Barto looked up, his facial expression being a mix between hatred and fear.

"No, not Kumqu..."

23 kumquats hit him simultaneously on the head, followed by another volley, and another one. And another one. This kept going one until the remnants of El Barto were no longer recognisable in the gigantic pool of kumquat juice.

***

El Barto : 6 (Ferret, B-Wing, Yay!, Csargo, rickinator9, Diana Abnoba)

Ishmael: 6 (Ironside, Kumquat, edse, issaikhaan, GeneralHankerchief, BSmith
GeneralHankerchief: 2 (Ibn-Khaldun, Jolt)
Jolt: 2 (TinCow, Zack)
Yay!: 1 (El Barto)
Zack: 1 (Chaotix)
Diana Abnoba: 1 (Ishmael)

Not voting: 5 (Makrell, jht, Gaius Scribonius Curio, Choxorn, Tiaexz)

***

***

Alive (23/31):
BSmith
Ferret
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
Jolt
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside


Killed (5).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency

Lynched (3).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto

WoG/Suicide

Replaced.

***

It's now night. Night will last for +/- 23 hours. PM's please.

[B-Wing]

El Barto killed by kumquats! O, what cruelly poetic justice.

[Beskar]

I came in now to actually vote...

"Oh, the Night is over, lets see who where to vote..... oh, Diana voted me, she might think me replying now is because of that, ashame, unfortunate scum tell.. ah ha! Chaotix is actually defending me? He must be scum, I am going to vote him.. wait.. day over already?"

[Riedquat]

Dead by kumquating! Oh my... I'm in tears!!

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

I came in now to actually vote...

"Oh, the Night is over, lets see who where to vote..... [not so relevant to me]

This happened to me too: wake up, go running, have breakfast, check thread: day is already over and ironic death scene completed.

I'm disappointed in myself... Need to up my game...

[Diana Abnoba]

Death by kumquats! Now that's original!

[Darth Feather]

Epic write-up

[Ishmael]

Epic write-up

They're pretty much the number one reason why I play in Andres' games .

[Jolt]

Vote: Jolt

You act weird way, which not necessary make scum but possible make no town?

Since my recent experiences in Mafia games have ended with me lynched for the most absurd of reasons because I was talking too much/defending myself properly, I just point out my behaviour, and you'll make of that what you will:

D1: Voted for person I already had said that seemed scummy to me.
D2: Abstained since I was busy, and came back to the org minutes short of the end of the round, and with a quick skim noticed there was no suspect whatsoever.
D3: Voted early for GeneralHankerchief for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

[Ferret]

Right, you've convinced me.

Nightvote:Jolt

[Andres]

And Suddenly, it all happened so fast - Night 4 Conclusion

"Hey you, couch potato."

"I beg you pardon?"

"Yes, you, couch potato."

"Good sir, I'm everything but a couch potato. You see, I drink this high caffeine cola, Jolt Cola, and as a result, I'm always very active."

"Perhaps, but I prefer couch potatoes over overactive stressy disgusting Jolt Cola drinkers."

"Disgusting? Man, you don't know what's good for you, don't ya?"

"Jolt Cola is the only cola which you can find since the disaster. Most likely because everybody drank all other cola's and doesn't like the taste of..."

"I am deeply offended!"

"Good."

"I challenge you for a duel! Pick the weapon!"

"I chose sofas!"

"Sofas?"

"Yes, sofas. Also known as couches. I'm going to turn you into a couch potato."

"Couches," Jolt repeated, a wee bit surprised at the absurd choice for a weapon.

"Are you comfortable with that?"

"Convertable with that...? Oh, I get it. Hahaha. Funny."

"Let's get started, ok?" his challenger said, not at all amused.

"Legs get starte...? Oh. You're quiet the joker, you. Hahahahaha."

His challenger was foaming with anger.

"You're foaming on purpose. Foam. Got it? Yes? Oh boy, this is hilarious. Hahahahahahahahaha."

"In the ancient world, they would you put you under arrest for disrupting a perfectly legal duel!"

"Put me under armrest? Wahahahahahahahaha!"

His attacker pulled out a knife.

"Hahahaha. Are you trying to chaise me away? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

His attacker really got angry.

"Foam again? WAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU!"

"And if I don't run away fast enough, you'll chaise me down and couch me? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The killer had enough of it and in his anger, he lifted a large couch and threw it on Jolt. Before he died, he managed to say "Will you stuff me before you're going to eat me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha..."

***

A man sneaked up on Diana Abnoba who was reading a book about mythology.

Suddenly, she turned around and stared at her attacker. "It is generally a bad idea trying to sneak up on the goddess of the hunt."

"Oh, but I was just interested in your book."

"I found it in the building with the most stories."

"Oh, which one is that?"

"The library," Diana said, giggling.

"Oh no, not another one of these jokers," the attacker moaned.

"Are you perhaps a cannibal, good sir?"

"Indeed, I am," the attacker said, drawing a large, menacing looking book.

"Well... Nice to eat you. Hihihihi."

"Funny, very funny. But it won't be so funny once I've...."

"I heard you like scrambled legs in the morning. Hihihihihihihi."

"You are going to die!"

"Oh come on now. I'm having a veal good time here. Hihihihihihihihihi"

"ENOUGH! SHOULDN'T YOU BE AFRAID OR SOMETHING?"

"No, I'm too excited about this book. It's about anti-gravity and I can't put it down..."

"WAAAA!"

"Please, cut off only my entire left side. Then I'll be all right. Hihihihihihihihi. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"DIE! DIE! DIE!"

"Well, I can only hope that if you eat me, you'll get a taste of literature!"

***

"Noooooo! I can no longer be healed! Noooo! I don't want to remain silent for the rest of my days!"

"Silence!"

"Huh? Oh, wodka. Nice."

***


And suddenly, it all went so fast - Day 4

"Today, we are here to mourn about the two friends we lost."

"Mourning wood?" Skully said, laughing hysterically.

"This is highly inappropriate, Mister Skull."

"Meh, when I was still alive, I always avoided funerals, since I wasn't a mourning person." Skully replied, laughing again.

"Skully! Please!"

"Oh come on. It's always a good idea to look alive during a funeral."

"Skully!"

"Just trying to urn my money here. After all, it's supposed to be a funnyral."

***

Alive (21/31):
BSmith
Ferret
Makrell
jht
B-Wing
Jarema
GeneralHankerchief
Csargo
Zack
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Rickinator9
Choxorn
Ishmael
issaikhaan
Chaotix
TinCow
edse
Kumquat
Tiaexz
Ibn-Khaldun
Ironside


Killed (7).
Abstain
autolycus
Darth Feather
LazyMcCrow
Montmorency
Diana Abnoba
Jolt

Lynched (3).
Askthepizzaguy
HopAlongBunny
El Barto

WoG/Suicide

Replaced.

***

It's now day. Day will last for 24 hours.

[Riedquat]

LMAO! Andres you are a genious! Hihihihi!!

[seireikhaan]

Huzzah. Thank you, good doctor. I can speak, finally.

[Jolt]

Phew, that spares me the stupidity of being lynched three times in a row for no reason.

[El Barto]

You lynched me in vain, I've always been vanilla townie. But it was worth it.

[Riedquat]

Huzzah. Thank you, good doctor. I can speak, finally.

So say something worth to be listened then! How did you get that condition? Any clue who healed you, or why? Or something.... anything!

You lynched me in vain, I've always been vanilla townie. But it was worth it.

We don't know for sure you are/were a townie... you... kumquated one... lol

[El Barto]

It's 'kumquatted', with two t's.

[Chaotix]

So say something worth to be listened then! How did you get that condition? Any clue who healed you, or why? Or something.... anything!

We know the healer.

Why should we tell?

[Diana Abnoba]

Killed again, damn


BTW love your new user name El Barto.

[El Barto]

BTW love your new user name El Barto.

It's accidental, should've been my usertitle, but I'm cool, I'm hip, I roll with it.

[Zack]

We know the healer.

Why should we tell?

What are you trying to play at? You keep dropping hints, so obviously you don't want to keep this information a secret. You want people to know about it and be curious.

[seireikhaan]

So say something worth to be listened then! How did you get that condition? Any clue who healed you, or why? Or something.... anything!

We couldn't speak. Because. Now I can. Because of the doctor. Doctor probably has conditions. Conditions to win. By healing us.

[Gaius Scribonius Curio]

That seems reasonable. It also seems deceptively simple.

Do you know the identity of said 'doctor'? Or are they merely treating your 'condition' without your knowledge?

Now I am quite willing to believe that your group is 'town-orientated' should you so claim, purely on the grounds that if you are so easily identifiable, by your 'condition', then you are unlikely to be the mafia...

On the other hand I have been wrong before, and this is an Andres game, full of twists a-plenty...

More information would be appreciated, should you be willing to share it...

[El Barto]

issaikhaan is replying in broken sentences like Chaotix once did (posting something about 'since turn green', etc.). Maybe it' an after-effect? Being half-silenced?

[Beskar]

Still, Chaotix would only defend me because he fears me, and trying to curry favour.

Vote: Chaotix

Attack me.. Defend me... you're forever the scum!

[GeneralHankerchief]

For the healer, I'd leave this be
It's distracting from scum, you see
While we all debate
'bout the talkers to date
The real scum will get off scot-free.

Vote: Ishmael

[B-Wing]

I saw Ferret chewing on a bone.
vote: Ferret

[seireikhaan]

Vote: Elite Ferret

Ismael can wait.