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    Quote Originally Posted by Papewaio View Post
    Yes, if they seem fit and healthy something else is the cause ie stress, disease etc

    So if your libido drops it might be indicative of something quite serious as it is an early warning sign of something more serious.
    I do have serious chronic health issues. But, to be honest, it is quite liberating to not need sex. I do whatever I can to keep my relationship intimate in non sexual ways, with the occasional. Other than that, my other hobbies haven't been affected.

    Don't buy the crap about sex being a need. Intimacy may be a need, but sex is absolutely pointless and a vestige of the past. It is sold as new and exciting, but it couldn't be anything further from that. Is it better than doing the dishes? Yes. But I'll take pornhub over sex for the physical requirement any day. Don't have sex unless you want to get artificially attached to someone, get them pregnant, or catch an std.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump View Post
    If you don't think cats do it for pleasure, you have never been around adolescent female cats who are not fixed. Once they find a human male they like, they will sexually assault his hand which is not unlike "getting slimed" from ghostbusters. And they purr the whole time. Unlike my ex wife.
    Let me rephrase what I meant. You're chewing viagra while working at the "hot girls gone wild nude bath" (how you got that job is another story). The downside is that you can't "enjoy the benefits" in any way for a week. When you finally get that moment it's gonna be pleassuable indeed, but it will contain way more desperation. More obsession than enjoying the moment.

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    Another reason to hate cats...
    So you're a "hump your leg for dominance and the dick gets stuck for while after, causing him to be dragged around by it" - dog person?

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    But I'll take pornhub over sex for the physical requirement any day.
    Since they did have a article series about it recently in a major Swedish newspaper. That pornhub might cause difficulties to be sexually attracted to someones more normal girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever, due to oversaturation. Dropping the porn for a while should fix it.
    No idea if it's your case (I'll assume not), but having intimate relationships without sex, but with an active sex drive is a bit unusual so I was reminded of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironside View Post
    So you're a "hump your leg for dominance and the dick gets stuck for while after, causing him to be dragged around by it" - dogs?
    Nope, actually I hate dogs even more than cats
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    Nope, actually I hate dogs even more than cats
    So do you like any animal at all?
    We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

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    The best animals are the ones that can transform into sandwiches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironside View Post
    So do you like any animal at all?
    I like them medium to well done
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    I like them medium to well done
    What????????????????

    There must be blood. You're ruining perfectly good meat.
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    I I... agree with HoreTore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    What????????????????

    There must be blood. You're ruining perfectly good meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    What????????????????

    There must be blood. You're ruining perfectly good meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheLastDays View Post
    I like them medium to well done
    Meat in a sex thread? Hmm

    "pulls out a 20-feet pole, pokes with it a bit."

    We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

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    I really wonder how many are surprised that this thread derailed pretty quickly...
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