"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
You mock my pain!
@Montmorency you haven't posted yet. :(
This is gonna be hilarious.
Vitiate Man.
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That only makes him stronger.
I'll follow a gag-rule for the duration, but I just wanted to note:
These people have called me every possible nickname but Monty - now that's a culture-shock!
Vitiate Man.
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That's because our culture doesn't suck.
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
*sigh*So Pizza can grow stronger on anyone's tears? He's had me fooled, I thought he only thrived on the tears of the innocent.
Do I have to say it? Alright, I'll say it.
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Vitiate Man.
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Mont
Monte
Morency
Montorency
Monmorecy
Mort
Merecy
Montegro
Montenegro
Montel Williams
One dude actually did call me "Monty" though.![]()
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Then lynch him, he's the mafia Godfather.
good lord| if you're telling the truth you're setting new records for scumminess as a townie -Renata on IM, 16/09/2011
Feles deliberatissimae subiugare humanitiati sunt, et res solae quae eas desinunt canes sunt.
I see I've been sigged yet again -Askthepizzaguy, 02/08/2012
Hindsight is 20/20 Askthepizzaguy, 10/07/2013
For a game summary, you can always refer to this post: forumserver.twoplustwo.com/59/puzzles-other-games/2-game-mafia-champions-ww-invitational-game-thread-1381100/#post40623242
If you click through on the links, it will take you to the relevant point in the thread.
Welp, that's that. I was just looking too townie, and not even my screwiness with the late-day voting could help it. I was planning to claim vig before day-end, but I didn't notice that early-end had been triggered, and so...
Also, the actual vig is not making good choices.![]()
Vitiate Man.
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Did you died?
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Yes, I was killed by the Mafia Team Kill and the Mafia Vig, and the Town Vig's kill was redirected off of me onto the Mafia Vig.
I'm just glad I could do so much for the Town.![]()
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Well played.
Also, loved the line about the zealots. They do like to be chatty cathys on Day One.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
(Just kidding about that, was a typical NK death, nothing heroic :D)
But seriously, never let the Org become so nonsensical.
Scum-hunt on 2-day D1, produce 1000 posts. The second and third days were much more Org-like, but 12-hour mid-game days is just terrible.
'Check it out guys, I'm posting reads and analysis every 5 posts - IM SO TOWNIE Y U NO BE LIKE ME UR DOIN IT WRONG'
Vitiate Man.
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Yes, but they are convinced that a gigantic storm of posts that are difficult for most people to even read assists town.
Most people don't have 9 hours a day to play mafia like me. I read it all, but so many townies just get lost and fall behind. it's anti town.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Don't be. As I said, I really had a hard time following along on this game, which is a shame since it was fun to read I just really didn't have the time to read so many posts per day atm.
That will be mostly my fault. I am betting that the game will be over and my post count will still be the highest.
I just really enjoyed playing the role.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
Well played Montmorency. I actually suspected you were scum simply because you were sticking so hard to your usual townie mode of behaviour, but I guess the truth wasn't that WIFOMy.
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