I love that our beer defense at this point is "We've got great beer, it just doesn't sell well enough for you elitist fools to ever get a taste of it! Trust us, it totally exists!"
The American Beer Defense.
Right up there with Chewbacca.
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Also, Budweiser's parent brewery is actually Belgian-owned.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
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InBev bought AnheuserBusch. You Yanks are 100% responsible for that horror.
"I'm going to die anyway, and therefore have nothing more to do except deliberately annoy Lemur." -Orb, in the chat
"Lemur. Even if he's innocent, he's a pain; so kill him." -Ignoramus
"I'm going to need to collect all of the rants about the guilty lemur, and put them in a pretty box with ponies and pink bows. Then I'm going to sprinkle sparkly magic dust on the box, and kiss it." -Lemur
Mafia: Promoting peace and love since June 2006
I don't even drink beer, it all tastes exactly like the orange-tan unflavored Listerine mouthwash to me.
I don't understand how people drink it. I suppose if I drank it often my taste buds would eventually die off and I'd become chemically addicted, but it's like cigarettes. I just can't get past the gag reflex long enough to put it in my mouth.
Don't read too much into that last statement.![]()
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