Quote Originally Posted by El Barto View Post
Do I have a criminal record? Do I have any allergies? Am I any good at singing in the bath? Do I have any fighting skills? Did I ever attend college and do something worthwhile in debate club? Do I look good in a moustache? How good am I at poker? Do I have good reflexes? Have I sustained any injuries recently? Have I ever been in a similar situation before? Why am I here?
Haha ok here goes:

Do I have a criminal record? No
Do I have any allergies? No (mainly so I dont have to remember this later on when you try kill the dude by eating something weird lol)
Am I any good at singing in the bath? Better than most
Do I have any fighting skills? Training No, skills developed from random school/bar fights
Did I ever attend college and do something worthwhile in debate club? Yes, No
Do I look good in a moustache? Only during Movember lol
How good am I at poker? Better than most, have waste some hours online
Do I have good reflexes? Yes
Have I sustained any injuries recently? No
Have I ever been in a similar situation before? No
Why am I here? Returning home from holiday in Barbados