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    Thomas Hitzlsperger comes out of the closet, as the first high-profile player to come out since Justin Fashanu.

    With Brian Clough dead and buried, it's looking quite likely that Hitzlsperger will survive. While I'm happy that society has progressed so far as to allow footballers to come out, I'm a little disappointed that he didn't come out until after he retired. While it could be as simple as him not feeling comfortable enough with his homosexuality yet, it could be a sign that the dressing room behaviour hasn't changed since medieval times. Particularly as the FA's recently hired "inclusion-guy" feels homosexuality is gross.

    Still, a good day.
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    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    We had a gay guy play rugby with us and we didn't murder him, HE EVEN LIVED WITH US.

    Can I get a Matthew Shepard peace prize now?
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    Good for him. Why is it an issue. I'd have no problem sharing a shower with a gay, that he's gay doesn't automatically mean he's attracted to you. FACT, I am probably the only orgah who can claim he shared a bed with a gay Marrocan convict on leave in a trailer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Particularly as the FA's recently hired "inclusion-guy" feels homosexuality is gross.
    I'm not sure that's the best metric to judge gay acceptance by. I mean, I think homosexuality is gross (at least the male kind; as for the other ...), and I'm fully in favor of equality and acceptance of gays. Or maybe I'm just a closet homophobe living in denial?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish View Post
    I'm not sure that's the best metric to judge gay acceptance by. I mean, I think homosexuality is gross (at least the male kind; as for the other ...), and I'm fully in favor of equality and acceptance of gays.
    Same. It's just called being hetero. I really don't care if someone is gay but if I see men kissing I am all ewwwww. That is my problem though and I am not going to make it theirs. They can do what they want, but I am eewwwww, I can't help that despite not having any bad intentions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish View Post
    I'm not sure that's the best metric to judge gay acceptance by. I mean, I think homosexuality is gross (at least the male kind; as for the other ...), and I'm fully in favor of equality and acceptance of gays. Or maybe I'm just a closet homophobe living in denial?
    He did put it into far more biblical language than that. Words I can't be bothered to remember, thus leading to my simple summary of "gross". It wasn't quite the Allahu-Akbar-chopofftheirheads-stuff, though.

    Why it's an issue, frags? No idea. All I know is that it is a huge issue in football, as Fashanu was frozen out and bullied by Clough before eventually committing suicide.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Same. It's just called being hetero. I really don't care if someone is gay but if I see men kissing I am all ewwwww. That is my problem though and I am not going to make it theirs. They can do what they want, but I am eewwwww, I can't help that despite not having any bad intentions.

    Gotta love them lesbos though. Provided that they're not fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Why it's an issue, frags? No idea. All I know is that it is a huge issue in football, as Fashanu was frozen out and bullied by Clough before eventually committing suicide.
    I don't understand that either really. If I would have to make a wild guess it would be that being so intolerant towards gays is a form of homosensuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rvg View Post
    Gotta love them lesbos though. Provided that they're not fat.
    This is ok?

    I can't rag on Mexicans but this is ok?

    I mean it's not surprising the lot of you get your idea of lesbian sex from porn but this is just sad. You're a grown man, and this is what you think. This is sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    This is ok?

    I can't rag on Mexicans but this is ok?

    I mean it's not surprising the lot of you get your idea of lesbian sex from porn but this is just sad. You're a grown man, and this is what you think. This is sad.
    Reminds me of a conversation I had with someone - saying how this guy didn't "get" Lesbians.

    As in - per definition - they have no interest in you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Thomas Hitzlsperger comes out of the closet, as the first high-profile player to come out since Justin Fashanu.

    With Nigel Clough dead and buried, it's looking quite likely that Hitzlsperger will survive. While I'm happy that society has progressed so far as to allow footballers to come out, I'm a little disappointed that he didn't come out until after he retired. While it could be as simple as him not feeling comfortable enough with his homosexuality yet, it could be a sign that the dressing room behaviour hasn't changed since medieval times. Particularly as the FA's recently hired "inclusion-guy" feels homosexuality is gross.

    Still, a good day.
    Does anyone know who Sheffield United's caretaker manager is now that Nigel Clough is reported to be dead and buried?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pannonian View Post
    Does anyone know who Sheffield United's caretaker manager is now that Nigel Clough is reported to be dead and buried?
    Damn it! Fixed.
    Still maintain that crying on the pitch should warrant a 3 match ban

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Same. It's just called being hetero. I really don't care if someone is gay but if I see men kissing I am all ewwwww. That is my problem though and I am not going to make it theirs. They can do what they want, but I am eewwwww, I can't help that despite not having any bad intentions.
    I shared a flat with a gay guy for a year and what I can tell you is, that you get used to it. In the end, it is not more awkward, when the 2 people making out passionately next to you while you are making breakfast, are dudes.

    Funny side note, I just realised why this guy just needs a nickname: Even for me as a native German, Hitzlsperger is not that easy to pronounce ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenosseGeneral View Post
    I shared a flat with a gay guy for a year and what I can tell you is, that you get used to it. In the end, it is not more awkward, when the 2 people making out passionately next to you while you are making breakfast, are dudes.
    Probably. But I find it a bit awkward to be listening to people having passionate sex in general really, no matter their preference. I am a bit old-fashioned with some things I guess, I like discretion.

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    I think most of the times we are all prudes. I raise my eyebrows in distaste whoever those involved are eating eachothers faces off, it isn't restricted to the sex of the individuals involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiaexz View Post
    I think most of the times we are all prudes. I raise my eyebrows in distaste whoever they are eating their faces off, it isn't restricted to the sex of the individuals involved.
    Raising an eyebrow doesn't harm anyone no? Hardly the butterfly-effect. I just don't feel comfortable when people get too comfortable. Have some class.
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    This is ok?

    I can't rag on Mexicans but this is ok?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Raising an eyebrow doesn't harm anyone no? Hardly the butterfly-effect. I just don't feel comfortable when people get too comfortable. Have some class.
    Moving the goalposts.

    PDA is PDA, it has nothing to do with orientation.
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    With the latest revelation, I am just interested in how he got his nickname..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    This is ok?

    I can't rag on Mexicans but this is ok?

    I mean it's not surprising the lot of you get your idea of lesbian sex from porn but this is just sad. You're a grown man, and this is what you think. This is sad.
    I don't believe he was being serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    This is ok?

    I can't rag on Mexicans but this is ok?

    I mean it's not surprising the lot of you get your idea of lesbian sex from porn but this is just sad. You're a grown man, and this is what you think. This is sad.
    I don't believe he was being serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Moving the goalposts.

    PDA is PDA, it has nothing to do with orientation.
    Did I say otherwise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    With the latest revelation, I am just interested in how he got his nickname..
    Perhaps you should find out.
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