I call bullshit.Originally Posted by Brennus
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I call bullshit.
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
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I wouldn't be surprised if that was the first subject ever touched on by human recorded human communication.
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Everyone knows you need a "pick-up line". My favorite from that era was "UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!". Preferably written on the rock you intend to knock her over the head with.
@Brennus can elucidate.
Last edited by RAWROMNOM; 01-14-2014 at 07:20. Reason: Plotting against Brennus.
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
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I will see your bullshit and raise you archaeological data.
Arguably the first overtly sexual images are the Venus figurines from the Upper Palaeolithic. These sculptures represent female bodies with overtly sexual features such as large buttocks, swollen breasts and engorged vulva:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ska_venusa.jpg
One the first artefacts to actually depict the act of sexual intercourse, however, are the Ain Sakhri Lovers from near Bethlehem, which dates from the Natufian Mesolithic:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...ish_museum.jpg
Both of these examples pre-date the first written records by several millennia.
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Does a 'yo mama' joke count as humour?
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php...&id=1832#comic
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So, basically, just like the internet, rock art was for porn?
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you're starting to get the idea about this world: all the worlds art began as porn
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Now returning this thread to it's originally intended purpose (Hint: Not sex or porn)
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Brennus started it!
"The state of human ethics can be summarized in two sentences: We ought to. But we don't." -Tucholsky
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lol, very true. OK, back to discussing the Twitter updates. But if anyone wishes to discuss sex and archaeology, although it is not my main area of study, I am happy to do so in a separate thread.
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