Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
Ah the joys of correlation....

My glance at the map says the epicenter seems to be....Tennessee.

So....is it Bible thumping or Country Music at fault? Perhaps we might even wonder at the role Al Gore played in this.
Country music is an institution, a wholesome American pastime. No way on God's green Earth it could do anything other than foster patriotism and family friendly fun. We got Brad Paisley - Ticks:

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Every time you take a sip
In this smoky atmosphere
You press that bottle to your lips
And I wish I was your beer

In the small there of your back
Your jeans are playing peekaboo
I'd like to see the other half
Of your butterfly tattoo

Hey that gives me an idea
Let's get out of this bar
Drive out into the country
And find a place to park

'Cause I'd like to see you
Out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you
Way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you
Through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks

I know the perfect little path
Out in these woods I used to hunt
Don't worry babe I've got your back
And I've also got your front

Now, I'd hate to waste a night like this
I'll keep you safe you wait and see
The only thing allowed to crawl
All over you when we get there is me

You know every guy in here tonight
Would like to take you home
But I've got way more class than them
Babe that ain't what I want

'Cause I'd like to see you
Out in the moonlight
I'd like to kiss you
Way back in the sticks
I'd like to walk you
Through a field of wildflowers
And I'd like to check you for ticks

Ooo, you never know where one might be
Ooo, there's lots of place that are hard to reach

And I'd like to check you for ticks


Ain't nothing wrong with taking your lady out to the woods.