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    Did you sing any of the ones”: Too old!!!! And this one is not against Austrians, or hating them, but is about charging enemies with bayonets...
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    It's nice that you liked your hazing and think it was great experience, you bonded and so...

    On the other hand, there's a picture in my mind. It's late August, I'm in Greece, Aegean coast, near the beach, around 9pm... There's a properly cooled bottle of white wine, next to a rather big salad bowl, filled with tomatoes, paprika, thinly sliced fresh cucumbers and huge amount of olives, with a modicum of vinegar and just a light sprinkle of olive oil on top, and Feta cheese added in liberal amount. Next to me there's a beautiful brunette, about 25 years old, with wet hair, bronze tan and not an abundance of clothes... And I'm about to bond with her.

    So, you guys can say what you want, but my bonding beats your bonding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    It's nice that you liked your hazing and think it was great experience, you bonded and so...

    On the other hand, there's a picture in my mind. It's late August, I'm in Greece, Aegean coast, near the beach, around 9pm... There's a properly cooled bottle of white wine, next to a rather big salad bowl, filled with tomatoes, paprika, thinly sliced fresh cucumbers and huge amount of olives, with a modicum of vinegar and just a light sprinkle of olive oil on top, and Feta cheese added in liberal amount. Next to me there's a beautiful brunette, about 25 years old, with wet hair, bronze tan and not an abundance of clothes... And I'm about to bond with her.

    So, you guys can say what you want, but my bonding beats your bonding.
    Why not have both? Ain't never seen a soldier without a girl by his side. Kad is banging a Russian spy even.
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    (4) The Commander; (5) Method and discipline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myth View Post
    Why not have both? Ain't never seen a soldier without a girl by his side. Kad is banging a Russian spy even.
    Is she on Facebook?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube View Post
    Oh he's banging a russian spy alright.

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    In defense of Kad, that's a guy who can trigger homo-erotic fantasies in any man.

    So, Putin and Clooney don't count.

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    I'm not dating that girl anymore...

    I still wonder if she was a spy though. Of course her story checked out, but that's what you expect from a self respecting spy anyway ;)


    About that Putin photo... Doesn't it look like he is... Skipping? Or is it just me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV View Post
    I'm not dating that girl anymore...

    I still wonder if she was a spy though. Of course her story checked out, but that's what you expect from a self respecting spy anyway ;)


    About that Putin photo... Doesn't it look like he is... Skipping? Or is it just me?

    Weeeee're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!!
    Nah - he's shaking his money maker on the rustic catwalk - just look at the amount of hip he's putting into it.

    So what's with ditching the Russian spy? Were you summoned and given a cease and desist order?

    Could you not extract her secrets?

    Losing your touch man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmatian View Post
    It's nice that you liked your hazing and think it was great experience, you bonded and so...

    On the other hand, there's a picture in my mind. It's late August, I'm in Greece, Aegean coast, near the beach, around 9pm... There's a properly cooled bottle of white wine, next to a rather big salad bowl, filled with tomatoes, paprika, thinly sliced fresh cucumbers and huge amount of olives, with a modicum of vinegar and just a light sprinkle of olive oil on top, and Feta cheese added in liberal amount. Next to me there's a beautiful brunette, about 25 years old, with wet hair, bronze tan and not an abundance of clothes... And I'm about to bond with her.

    So, you guys can say what you want, but my bonding beats your bonding.
    Just remember to keep a proper cadence and have her do the callbacks as appropriate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenus View Post
    Did you sing any of the ones”: Too old!!!! And this one is not against Austrians, or hating them, but is about charging enemies with bayonets...
    I think old military songs should be revived, as I think they're just as relevant now as when they were written. The US army needs more songs about subduing the rebel scum and how southerners will get what's coming to them (or alternatively about a drive to extend the borders to the Labrador Sea). That rubbish about treading grapes should be abandoned as well, as singing about John Brown's rotting corpse is much more inspiring.

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